20 year class reunion last month
Tinwhistler said:20 year class reunion last month
*a picture*
It has a pretty solid dental plan.Koko said:Would anyone like to join the Organization of Men Who Wear Black Buttoned & Collared Shirts?
OMWWBBCS!
Of course, you need a good contrast with the black buttoned & collared shirt.Silver Jelly said:It has a pretty solid dental plan.Koko said:Would anyone like to join the Organization of Men Who Wear Black Buttoned & Collared Shirts?
OMWWBBCS!
Doesn't screamGreendog said:How about black with white stripes?
When have I ever had any secrets? I own a public website (which I've owned for nearly 15 years) that has all of my contact information in the WHOIS records.Gurpel said:Aha! now I know all your secrets, Gregory
edit maybe I will get around to finding my camera and post a picture so you guys can put a face to the guy who's major contributions to the forum (after 400 posts) have been a flame war about colonialism and a rickroll thread.
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It's better than "So when are you due? Oh, shit, I'm sorry...."SeraRelm said:Hon, you gotta lay off the beer. That gu-... wait, pregnant you say?
OH GOD I'M SO SORRY!
Me neither, but I actually overheard it in a supermarket once, and I had to go to the next aisle so I could laugh. I felt sorry for the woman (who really wasn't all that fat, but her shirt did look a tad maternity-esque) and I was actually laughing at the guy and his foot-in-mouth + furious backtracking, but I didn't want to make her feel worse by my laughing.SeraRelm said:I've honestly never been in that situation.
When I was pregnant with my son, my husband and I went to a restaurant for lunch one afternoon and I totally messed with the waitress. She gave us the usual spiel about the specials of the day which included some specials on mixed drinks. I grabbed my belly, gave it a wiggle and said, "Nah. I gotta work on this beer gut". I thought her eyes were going to pop out of her head. My husband nearly fell out of his chair laughing.SeraRelm said:Hon, you gotta lay off the beer. That gu-... wait, pregnant you say?
OH GOD I'M SO SORRY!
Um...I'd say neither? I've been told I have a nice laugh but I didn't know if the woman was amused or offended, and I just didn't want to make it worse.SeraRelm said:OR your laughter could have defused the situation. Do you have infectious laughter or "oh my god, stop the car I have to get the hell away from this screeching harpie in my ear" laughter?
As did I just, now. Doubtful I'll ever get pregnant but if I do, I'm stealing that one or adapting it to "What do you think, honey? The baby likes vodka, right? Okay, make it a screwdriver."WildSoul said:I grabbed my belly, gave it a wiggle and said, "Nah. I gotta work on this beer gut". I thought her eyes were going to pop out of her head. My husband nearly fell out of his chair laughing.
Thanks on both!!! I pulled a Scarlet O'Hara and made that dress out of a curtain (my mom did most of the work, because I suck at sewing and it was a lot harder than I thought it was going to be).Cajungal said:^_^ You're pretty. I like that dress a lot!
My model/musician/writer name is Julian Ravage.LittleSin said:Nice look, Ravage. Hey...were you in a book by any chance under the same screen name?