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identify themselves as actual law enforcement to a blind person, in the age of prankster jerks and cop imitating fraudsters?

I mean besides saying "hey baby, wanna feel my gun? Is there a procedure for this?

...... You know, I hadn't ever thought about that... Our badges are embossed with the letters, so they could perhaps "read" that, but otherwise......

Man, now I'm not going to be able to sleep til I work that one out!

S.....o if I wanna get out of a ticket I just have to pretend to be blind?

Sweetie, if you're getting a driving citation, I don't think blindness claims are the best defense...

Cajungal said:

S.....o if I wanna get out of a ticket I just have to pretend to be blind?

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No, that's only if you want to run your fingers over the nice police officer's big "gun". "Oops! 'Cuse me I can't see every well."

Yes, it's far better to go with "I was drunk"...

wait...

bigcountry23 said:

Yes, it's far better to go with "I was drunk"...

wait...

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Oh jeez... DUI's are SUCH a pain in the ass...

Badges can be bought, though, right? I mean isnt that the trick? And if a blind woman had been mugged by a guy claiming to be a cop, what's the law book procedure? If all identification is visual and any wanker with 5k can fake the siren and rent a Oldsmobile interceptor...?

the blind aren't that stupid

Officer_Charon said:

Sweetie, if you're getting a driving citation, I don't think blindness claims are the best defense...

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sweetie, hon...... so many pet names.... officer angelcakes.

Disconnected said:

the blind aren't that stupid

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you mean stupid enough to make generalizing statements on an internet forum about whole populations of individuals?

You know, actually something like that was happening in parts of north jersey and eastern PA - a man claiming to be a police officer was pulling women over and sexually assaulting them. After they got a good description they were able to catch the guy, but yeah, it can be a problem, sighted or not. Especially since PA police in some areas use a single blue light instead of red and blue, while in NJ any fireman or EMT can buy a blue light for their car for emergencies.

This thread needs more LeQuack.

Cajungal;364673][QUOTE=Officer_Charon said:

Sweetie, if you're getting a driving citation, I don't think blindness claims are the best defense...

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sweetie, hon...... so many pet names.... officer angelcakes.[/QUOTE]



.... **BLUSH**

My bad if that was disrespectful....

Gusto said:

This thread needs more LeQuack.

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LeQuack is a constant; there is always too much.

Officer_Charon;364713][QUOTE=Cajungal;364673][QUOTE=Officer_Charon said:

Sweetie, if you're getting a driving citation, I don't think blindness claims are the best defense...

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sweetie, hon...... so many pet names.... officer angelcakes.[/QUOTE]



.... **BLUSH**

My bad if that was disrespectful....[/QUOTE]

As if..... my delightful cupcake.

Oh la petite chou... tu vas me mettre dans la sauce, toi.

Cabbage?

Officer_Charon said:

petite chou

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Small.

Cabbage.


:|

It's a French thing *shrugs and chuckles*

I'm a sucker for that, man. The more languages someone can speak the better. :drool: I'm like the chick from "A Fish Called Wanda.

Lessee.... French (lived near Marseilles for three years) Italian... kinda (Sicily for one), a smattering of German, and a slowly-increasing Spanish (although I tend to get it confused with my French and Italian, which makes the hispanics I deal with look at me like "Queeee...?")

Gusto said:

This thread needs more LeQuack.

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your face needs less holes and more staples, Talkynuts.

Officer_Charon said:

Lessee.... French (lived near Marseilles for three years) Italian... kinda (Sicily for one), a smattering of German, and a slowly-increasing Spanish (although I tend to get it confused with my French and Italian, which makes the hispanics I deal with look at me like "Queeee...?")

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goddamn. I'm jealius. I only know a tiny bit of spansih

Cajungal;364817][QUOTE=Officer_Charon said:

Lessee.... French (lived near Marseilles for three years) Italian... kinda (Sicily for one), a smattering of German, and a slowly-increasing Spanish (although I tend to get it confused with my French and Italian, which makes the hispanics I deal with look at me like "Queeee...?")

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goddamn. I'm jealius. I only know a tiny bit of spansih[/QUOTE]

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Cajungal said:

I'm a sucker for that, man. The more languages someone can speak the better. :drool: I'm like the chick from "A Fish Called Wanda.

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You mean your little brother stabs people with a chef's knife?

nooooooo, he dangles people from windows.

Crone;364814][QUOTE=Gusto said:

This thread needs more LeQuack.

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your face needs less holes and more staples, Talkynuts.[/QUOTE]



But...but I love you.

Cajungal said:

nooooooo, he dangles people from windows.

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Also, your hubby is in Spinal Tap.

Lying Bastard;364841][QUOTE=Cajungal said:

nooooooo, he dangles people from windows.

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Also, your hubby is in Spinal Tap.[/QUOTE]

Big Bottom was written for my ass.

Makes the rockin' world go roooound.

Gusto;364837][QUOTE=Crone;364814][QUOTE=Gusto said:

This thread needs more LeQuack.

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your face needs less holes and more staples, Talkynuts.[/QUOTE]



But...but I love you.[/QUOTE]

i love you too. I'll prove it, hold still:

Because nothing spells love quite like Swingline. *grins*

so can you call interpol and ask them?

Well, the Swingline binds less.

Officer_Charon said:

Because nothing spells love quite like Swingline. *grins*

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Excuse me... um.. but I... I don't believe you are correct here. You see... you see Swingline doesn't make an industrial stapler.... That looks more like a stanly CT 10C... Although it binds horribly...horribly. Not as bad as the boston staplers mind you... but... but horrible none the less.