So, because morphine is funny this way how does a cop

[Andromache]

identify themselves as actual law enforcement to a blind person, in the age of prankster jerks and cop imitating fraudsters?

I mean besides saying "hey baby, wanna feel my gun? Is there a procedure for this?

 

[Officer_Charon]

...... You know, I hadn't ever thought about that... Our badges are embossed with the letters, so they could perhaps "read" that, but otherwise......

Man, now I'm not going to be able to sleep til I work that one out!

 

[Cajungal]

S.....o if I wanna get out of a ticket I just have to pretend to be blind?

 

[Officer_Charon]

Sweetie, if you're getting a driving citation, I don't think blindness claims are the best defense...

 

[Wasabi Poptart]

S.....o if I wanna get out of a ticket I just have to pretend to be blind?

No, that's only if you want to run your fingers over the nice police officer's big "gun". "Oops! 'Cuse me I can't see every well."

 

[bigcountry23]

Yes, it's far better to go with "I was drunk"...

wait...

 

[Officer_Charon]

Yes, it's far better to go with "I was drunk"...

wait...

Oh jeez... DUI's are SUCH a pain in the ass...

 

[Andromache]

Badges can be bought, though, right? I mean isnt that the trick? And if a blind woman had been mugged by a guy claiming to be a cop, what's the law book procedure? If all identification is visual and any wanker with 5k can fake the siren and rent a Oldsmobile interceptor...?

 

[Disconnected]

the blind aren't that stupid

 

[Cajungal]

Sweetie, if you're getting a driving citation, I don't think blindness claims are the best defense...

sweetie, hon...... so many pet names.... officer angelcakes.

 

[Andromache]

the blind aren't that stupid

you mean stupid enough to make generalizing statements on an internet forum about whole populations of individuals?

 

[Null]

You know, actually something like that was happening in parts of north jersey and eastern PA - a man claiming to be a police officer was pulling women over and sexually assaulting them. After they got a good description they were able to catch the guy, but yeah, it can be a problem, sighted or not. Especially since PA police in some areas use a single blue light instead of red and blue, while in NJ any fireman or EMT can buy a blue light for their car for emergencies.

 

[Gusto]

This thread needs more LeQuack.

 

[Officer_Charon]

Sweetie, if you're getting a driving citation, I don't think blindness claims are the best defense...

sweetie, hon...... so many pet names.... officer angelcakes.[/QUOTE]



.... **BLUSH**

My bad if that was disrespectful....

 

[Null]

This thread needs more LeQuack.

LeQuack is a constant; there is always too much.

 

[Cajungal]

Sweetie, if you're getting a driving citation, I don't think blindness claims are the best defense...

sweetie, hon...... so many pet names.... officer angelcakes.[/QUOTE]



.... **BLUSH**

My bad if that was disrespectful....[/QUOTE]

As if..... my delightful cupcake.

 

[Officer_Charon]

Oh la petite chou... tu vas me mettre dans la sauce, toi.

 

[Cajungal]

Cabbage?

 

[Gusto]

petite chou

Small.

Cabbage.


:|

 

[Officer_Charon]

It's a French thing *shrugs and chuckles*

 

[Cajungal]

I'm a sucker for that, man. The more languages someone can speak the better. :drool: I'm like the chick from "A Fish Called Wanda.

 

[Officer_Charon]

Lessee.... French (lived near Marseilles for three years) Italian... kinda (Sicily for one), a smattering of German, and a slowly-increasing Spanish (although I tend to get it confused with my French and Italian, which makes the hispanics I deal with look at me like "Queeee...?")

 

[Andromache]

This thread needs more LeQuack.

your face needs less holes and more staples, Talkynuts.

 

[Cajungal]

Lessee.... French (lived near Marseilles for three years) Italian... kinda (Sicily for one), a smattering of German, and a slowly-increasing Spanish (although I tend to get it confused with my French and Italian, which makes the hispanics I deal with look at me like "Queeee...?")

goddamn. I'm jealius. I only know a tiny bit of spansih

 

[Andromache]

Lessee.... French (lived near Marseilles for three years) Italian... kinda (Sicily for one), a smattering of German, and a slowly-increasing Spanish (although I tend to get it confused with my French and Italian, which makes the hispanics I deal with look at me like "Queeee...?")

goddamn. I'm jealius. I only know a tiny bit of spansih[/QUOTE]

.

 

[Null]

I'm a sucker for that, man. The more languages someone can speak the better. :drool: I'm like the chick from "A Fish Called Wanda.

You mean your little brother stabs people with a chef's knife?

 

[Cajungal]

nooooooo, he dangles people from windows.

 

[Gusto]

This thread needs more LeQuack.

your face needs less holes and more staples, Talkynuts.[/QUOTE]



But...but I love you.

 

[Null]

nooooooo, he dangles people from windows.

Also, your hubby is in Spinal Tap.

 

[Cajungal]

nooooooo, he dangles people from windows.

Also, your hubby is in Spinal Tap.[/QUOTE]

Big Bottom was written for my ass.

 

[Gusto]

Makes the rockin' world go roooound.

 

[Andromache]

This thread needs more LeQuack.

your face needs less holes and more staples, Talkynuts.[/QUOTE]



But...but I love you.[/QUOTE]

i love you too. I'll prove it, hold still:

 

[Officer_Charon]

Because nothing spells love quite like Swingline. *grins*

 

[Andromache]

so can you call interpol and ask them?

 

[Null]

Well, the Swingline binds less.