So my daughter's friend tased a teacher today....

[Dave]

http://www.omaha.com/article/20100203/NEWS97/100209830

Oops. Two kids get in a fight. One pulls out a taser & goes to town. Teacher tries to break it up.

*zap*


Say it with me:

This little freshmen went to prison,
This little freshman stayed home....

 

[Cajungal]

This little freshman had prison food

This little freshman had none

 

[Cheesy1]

What a shocking development!

 

[Cajungal]

...and this little freshman went "wee wee weeee..."

Nevermind.

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

Shocking

edit: fuuuuuuuuu

 

[Shakey]

Cellphone video?

 

[Soliloquy]

Your daughter needs to hang out with a better crowd.

LIKE US!

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Oh come on, guys. Shocking? That's the best pun you can come up with. How's this:

Anyone wonder what the charges will be? :laugh:

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

Well sorry if the first pun I could think of didn't get you amped. No need to try and stage a revolt.

 

[Gusto]

I guess that pun was met with some resistance.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Ooh, I like the way you arc'd that one back at me. Glad to see we're now along the same (power) line of thinking.

 

[Roxxoredizorz]

I accidentally read the 'tased' as 'tasted'. It's all cool now.

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

Ooh, I like the way you arc'd that one back at me. Glad to see we're now along the same (power) line of thinking.

Certainly, this whole thing has proven very enlightning.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

I accidentally read the 'tased' as 'tasted'. It's all cool now.

Which makes me wonder if the teacher tasted like Grade A meat.

Aw man! I am SIZZLING tonight, hello!

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

Nick, that was well done.

 

[figmentPez]

Watts with all the puns lately?

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Anyone wonder what the charges will be? :laugh:

Battery.

 

[Dave]

It was a very hair-raising experience.

 

[Soliloquy]

I"m surprised she was able to pull that off on her ohm.

 

[Dave]

I grounded her.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

I grounded her.

Oh, zap!

 

[Soliloquy]

My guess is the staff member leads the middle school band. As the conductor.

 

[Gusto]

Man, you can really tell Nick's back, eh?

I missed ya buddy.

 

[Soliloquy]

I wonder how bad a taser hertz?

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Watts with all the puns lately?

Clearly, the forum has been going through withdraw.

And by the forum, I mean me.

 

[David]

I'm alternating between laughing and groaning.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

I'm alternating between laughing and groaning.

Sounds like my prom night.

 

[Frank]

Despite the current pun silliness, that shit is no laughing matter. That's pretty God damn serious.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Oh, totally agreed. All joking aside (aw!), I'm glad the teacher was okay and hope the student is reprimanded harshly.

Such electric...er, ecclectic!...taste in weapons, though.

 

[David]

The teacher shouldn't have been so direct.

 

[figmentPez]

The teacher shouldn't have been so direct.

School policy is constantly changing, it's hard to stay current the way it keeps alternating.

 

[AshburnerX]

Technically speaking, how can they charge the kid with carrying a concealed weapon? I was under the impression you didn't need license to carry a Taser. Or does this vary from state to state?

 

[Hailey Knight]

You don't need a license to carry a knife either; it's still a concealed weapon.

 

[figmentPez]

Technically speaking, how can they charge the kid with carrying a concealed weapon? I was under the impression you didn't need license to carry a Taser. Or does this vary from state to state?

It could be a school zone thing. There are extra restrictions in many areas on what you can possess while on school grounds.

 

[David]

A lot of school districts ban anything that could potentially used as a weapon ever. I went to an elementary school that took a very "one person ruins it for everyone" philosophy that gradually kept banning anything fun the instant anyone ever got hurt with it because it was a "potential weapon." Kickballs a potential weapon my ass.

 

[Zumbo Prime]

This is fun.