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Still Alive!

#1

Mathias

Mathias



#2

Fun Size

Fun Size

This was a triumph...


#3

Denbrought

Denbrought

I'm making a note here, lock this thread...


#4

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

Who.gif


#5

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

How long until you abandon us again, Dad?


#6

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Hey how is the blacksmithing going?


#7

GasBandit

GasBandit

Ey.


#8

drawn_inward

drawn_inward

Hey Chaz - how's the biotech/teaching? Which one are you doing?

I think the last time you checked in you were buying a motorcycle. Is that right?

A long time back your wife had a bit of a health scare; all good there?

I am disappointed in the lack of shark.


#9

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

What it do, brother? Every time folks here start discussing forming a union, I think of you.


#10

Dave

Dave

Good to see you, Mathias. We think fondly of you as well. Unless you don't think fondly of us. In that case, show me on this doll where the bad Halforums touched you.


#11

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

Good to see you, Mathias. We think fondly of you as well. Unless you don't think fondly of us. In that case, show me on this doll where the bad Halforums touched you.
Or if you stop into the nsfw part of halforums, you can point on the doll where you wanna be touched


#12

GasBandit

GasBandit

Or if you stop into the nsfw part of halforums, you can point on the doll where you wanna be touched
And while you're there, swing by my "House."

It's got some things.



#13

PatrThom

PatrThom

It also has many things that are most definitely not sexual relations.

--Patrick


#14

drifter

drifter

:waves:


#15

Mathias

Mathias

Hey Chaz - how's the biotech/teaching? Which one are you doing?

I think the last time you checked in you were buying a motorcycle. Is that right?

A long time back your wife had a bit of a health scare; all good there?

I am disappointed in the lack of shark.

Still working in Biotech. Blacksmithing is still a hobby - my side hustle. No more teaching (haven't taught in years).

Moto! Ducati Scrambler baby!

Family is good to go!

Shark Week (as you all know) has definitely decreased in quality on Discovery Channel.[DOUBLEPOST=1499715386,1499715323][/DOUBLEPOST]
How long until you abandon us again, Dad?

I'll never abandon you!






Uh, I'll be right back. I need to buy a pack a smokes...


#16

fade

fade

You're not my real dad!


#17

Bubble181

Bubble181

You're not my real dad!
Wait, have we ascertained that you're a real boy?


#18

@Li3n

@Li3n

Still Alive!

Well, someone is not getting paid the other half of the money yet.


#19

Mathias

Mathias

Well, someone is not getting paid the other half of the money yet.
I have the first half.



Send more assassins .


#20

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

Kay.

*looks up Shego's number*


#21

GasBandit

GasBandit

Kay.

*looks up Shego's number*
You really want to disturb her vacation?



#22

Gruebeard

Gruebeard

:notes:Son she said
Have I got a little story for you :notes:
:notes:What you thought was your daddy
Was nothin' but a fool:notes:

:notes:While you were sittin'
Home alone at age thirteen :notes:
:notes:Your real father was dyin'
Sorry you didn't see him :notes:
:notes:But I'm glad we talked,

Oh I, oh, I never knew those were the words to that song :confused:


#23

Mathias

Mathias

Kay.

*looks up Shego's number*

Yo, I saw your mud pics. You're looking friggin jacked, bro!


#24

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

Yo, I saw your mud pics. You're looking friggin jacked, bro!
I even made @Celt Z a'll hot and bothered! That's a victory all its own.


#25

GasBandit

GasBandit

Nick, at the end of the race:



#26

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

It's like you were there.


#27

GasBandit

GasBandit

It's like you were there.


#28

PatrThom

PatrThom

(...and play Rimworld)

--Patrick


#29

Celt Z

Celt Z

I even made @Celt Z a'll hot and bothered! That's a victory all its own.


#30

PatrThom

PatrThom

Strange that I've never seen @GasBandit post THAT one...

--Patrick


#31

Celt Z

Celt Z

He doesn't own every meme, darn it!


#32

GasBandit

GasBandit



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