Still Alive!

[Mathias]

 

[Fun Size]

This was a triumph...

 

[Denbrought]

I'm making a note here, lock this thread...

 

[ThatNickGuy]

 

[sixpackshaker]

How long until you abandon us again, Dad?

 

[HCGLNS]

Hey how is the blacksmithing going?

 

[GasBandit]

Ey.

 

[drawn_inward]

Hey Chaz - how's the biotech/teaching? Which one are you doing?

I think the last time you checked in you were buying a motorcycle. Is that right?

A long time back your wife had a bit of a health scare; all good there?

I am disappointed in the lack of shark.

 

[Officer_Charon]

What it do, brother? Every time folks here start discussing forming a union, I think of you.

 

[Dave]

Good to see you, Mathias. We think fondly of you as well. Unless you don't think fondly of us. In that case, show me on this doll where the bad Halforums touched you.

 

[Ravenpoe]

Good to see you, Mathias. We think fondly of you as well. Unless you don't think fondly of us. In that case, show me on this doll where the bad Halforums touched you.

Or if you stop into the nsfw part of halforums, you can point on the doll where you wanna be touched

 

[GasBandit]

Or if you stop into the nsfw part of halforums, you can point on the doll where you wanna be touched

And while you're there, swing by my "House."

It's got some things.

 

[PatrThom]

It also has many things that are most definitely not sexual relations.

--Patrick

 

[drifter]

 

[Mathias]

Hey Chaz - how's the biotech/teaching? Which one are you doing?

I think the last time you checked in you were buying a motorcycle. Is that right?

A long time back your wife had a bit of a health scare; all good there?

I am disappointed in the lack of shark.

Still working in Biotech. Blacksmithing is still a hobby - my side hustle. No more teaching (haven't taught in years).

Moto! Ducati Scrambler baby!

Family is good to go!

Shark Week (as you all know) has definitely decreased in quality on Discovery Channel.[DOUBLEPOST=1499715386,1499715323][/DOUBLEPOST]

How long until you abandon us again, Dad?

I'll never abandon you!






Uh, I'll be right back. I need to buy a pack a smokes...

 

[fade]

You're not my real dad!

 

[Bubble181]

You're not my real dad!

Wait, have we ascertained that you're a real boy?

 

[@Li3n]

Still Alive!

Well, someone is not getting paid the other half of the money yet.

 

[Mathias]

Well, someone is not getting paid the other half of the money yet.

I have the first half.



Send more assassins .

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Kay.

*looks up Shego's number*

 

[GasBandit]

Kay.

*looks up Shego's number*

You really want to disturb her vacation?

 

[Gruebeard]

Son she said
Have I got a little story for you
What you thought was your daddy
Was nothin' but a fool

While you were sittin'
Home alone at age thirteen
Your real father was dyin'
Sorry you didn't see him
But I'm glad we talked,

Oh I, oh, I never knew those were the words to that song

 

[Mathias]

Kay.

*looks up Shego's number*

Yo, I saw your mud pics. You're looking friggin jacked, bro!

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Yo, I saw your mud pics. You're looking friggin jacked, bro!

I even made @Celt Z a'll hot and bothered! That's a victory all its own.

 

[GasBandit]

Nick, at the end of the race:

 

[ThatNickGuy]

It's like you were there.

 

[GasBandit]

It's like you were there.

 

[PatrThom]

(...and play Rimworld)

--Patrick

 

[Celt Z]

I even made @Celt Z a'll hot and bothered! That's a victory all its own.

 

[PatrThom]

Strange that I've never seen @GasBandit post THAT one...

--Patrick

 

[Celt Z]

He doesn't own every meme, darn it!

 

[GasBandit]