Storyline

[North_Ranger]

picked up the miserable bundle

 

[SpecialKO]

, gathered up the shreds of

 

[North_Ranger]

torn pages and sat down.

 

[GasBandit]

Then, with a magnesium flash,

 

[Null]

white hot maimery all around

 

[North_Ranger]

her, she was immersed in

 

[GasBandit]

a very suspicious, goopy substance

 

[North_Ranger]

known as the script of

 

[Grytpipe-Thynne]

Friends! "I can't take This"

 

[Null]

she said, plunging off the

 

[Grytpipe-Thynne]

brink of reality into a

 

[strawman]

pool of clear liquid methane.

 

[Grytpipe-Thynne]

then came out smelling of

 

[North_Ranger]

burning bacon. Was that her

 

[jwhouk]

Manolos floating above the rim of

 

[North_Ranger]

guitar-playing crabs with fake moustaches?

 

[Grytpipe-Thynne]

"The Crustaceans" a new group

 

[jwhouk]

misspelled badly due to editing

 

[Joe Johnson]

. Just then, Chewbacca started dancing

 

[Grytpipe-Thynne]

with joy at the correction.

 

[Null]

And then this happened:

 

[North_Ranger]

She realized she was trippin'

 

[jwhouk]

on some bad licorice, man.

 

[Grytpipe-Thynne]

sold as laces, but laced.

 

[North_Ranger]

So she decided to take

 

[Grytpipe-Thynne]

a taxi to the nearest

 

[North_Ranger]

rehab clinic, Betty Ford or

 

[jwhouk]

Bettie Page? She can't remember

 

[Null]

since they both involved leather straps

 

[North_Ranger]

in awkward positions.

 

[Grytpipe-Thynne]

She did, however remember her

 

[North_Ranger]

pajamas.

CH. 3 DECISIONS,

 

[Grytpipe-Thynne]

Meanwhile, Joe was pondering his

 

[North_Ranger]

current dilemma, including but not

 

[Grytpipe-Thynne]

restricted to, his present predicament