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[North_Ranger]

Gives a fuck.

 

[Wasabi Poptart]

^ wants to give a fuck, but can't

 

[Officer_Charon]

^Has piqued my interest, and has made me desirous of subscribing to her newsletter

 

[Emrys]

^doesn't realize the newsletter is illegal in almost all 50 states.

 

[North_Ranger]

Is a vengeful mistress of dragons. And of furry things. Small, cute, furry things.

 

[Gryfter]

^Juggles kittens.

 

[Officer_Charon]

^juggles baby geese. Goslings - they were juggled!

 

[Wasabi Poptart]

^ enjoys fowl entertainment

 

[Emrys]

^tells fowl jokes.

 

[Cheesy1]

^finds them just ducky.

 

[Wasabi Poptart]

^ wouldn't say otherwise since he's too chicken

 

[North_Ranger]

Dislikes chick flicks.

 

[Wasabi Poptart]

^ would never flick a chick - unless she really deserved it or liked it that way.

 

[Officer_Charon]

^once flicked a chick her Bic, because she felt sick.

 

[North_Ranger]

Is a master of rhyming, with impeccable timing and an angry scream, "Die Ming".

 

[Emrys]

^is the mime of bad rhyme.

 

[Wasabi Poptart]

^ wouldn't pay a dime for NR's rhyme, not now or anytime

 

[Cheesy1]

^does not like Green Eggs and Ham. She does not like them, Sam-I-Am!

 

[Emrys]

^does like green eggs and ham and is socially ostracized for it.

 

[Null]

^ Is a social ostrich.

 

[Wasabi Poptart]

^ is kind to our fine feathered friends

 

[Officer_Charon]

^knows the difference between sexy and kinky is the difference between a single feather and using the whole chicken

 

[North_Ranger]

Considers flannel pajamas risqué.

 

[Emrys]

^loses it over flannel nighties.

 

[North_Ranger]

Should know the true function of pajamas: to be kept under a pillow in case there's a fire.

 

[Emrys]

^should know that if there's a fire, there are more important things to worry about than being clothed.

 

[North_Ranger]

Should consider using the pajamas to put out the fire.

 

[Emrys]

^should stop worrying about the pajamas and just come rescue me from the flames.

 

[Officer_Charon]

^is, like most of the damned populace, under the impression that firefighters are paid to do anything but destroy the remainder of her items by water that are left behind by the fire.

stupid hose-draggers...

 

[North_Ranger]

Is a grumpy Gus.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go save Emrys from the flames.

 

[Officer_Charon]

^ needs 3 other guys to help him hold his hose.

 

[North_Ranger]

Implies that others suffer from acute priapism.
I assure you that's not the case.
It's always been like that.

 

[Officer_Charon]

^ has played well.

 

[Cajungal]

^Does a mean rendition of "Macho Man."

 

[Wasabi Poptart]

^ makes a mean plate of nachos