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[North_Ranger]

Eats his Nutella by the shovel.

 

[Gryfter]

^is the mastermind behind the chocolate covered shovel.

 

[North_Ranger]

Was hired by the agricultural-vegan complex to steal the secret formula. And failed.

 

[Officer_Charon]

Can't believe it's not chocolate

 

[North_Ranger]

Is not too far from the truth, actually.

 

[Null]

serves carob instead of chocolate because his parents were socialists.

 

[North_Ranger]

Made the fatal mistake of insulting my mother. Prepare to die.

 

[Null]

Brought a puukko to a gunfight.

 

[Officer_Charon]

Brought a gun to a slapfight. What a tool...

 

[Gryfter]

^ knows that in a tool-fight the man with power tools is king.

 

[Null]

^ Is a tool inspector.

 

[Officer_Charon]

failed his tool inspection. Termites...

 

[Wasabi Poptart]

^ handles tools every day

 

[Gryfter]

^is a professional tool-handler.

 

[North_Ranger]

Works for a Tool.

 

[Emrys]

^thinks Gryfter looks like Parson Gotti?

 

[Gryfter]

^ is a fan of the Alan Parsons Project

 

[Officer_Charon]

Is a fan of the Alan Turing project

 

[North_Ranger]

Once flirted with a third-generation toaster.

 

[Officer_Charon]

Doesn't know how brave that toaster really was

 

[Emrys]

^wants to build a super-sexy toaster to butter his biscuits for him.

 

[Officer_Charon]

Is ignorant of the fact that biscuits butter themselves for O_C

 

[Emrys]

^has perfected a new type of biscuit minion and should share the recipe with me.

 

[Gryfter]

^has a gingerbread lackey

 

[Sparhawk]

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Has the constitution to eat all the gingerbread lackeys that can be sent against him.

 

[Emrys]

^knows better than to eat the gumdrop buttons.

 

[Sparhawk]

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Unfortunately is wrong. Whoa boy, what an afternoon that was, I seem to remember unicorns, Neil Patrick Harris and tidal waves on the beach... still not really sure what happened.

 

[makare]

believes in the you that believes in him

 

[Officer_Charon]

has the drill that will pierce the heavens

 

[North_Ranger]

Has the hammer that will shatter all of Creation.

 

[Officer_Charon]

^understands that the hammer is my penis

 

[North_Ranger]

Is always rubbing his tool.

 

[Cheesy1]

^prefers it when someone else spit-shines his.

 

[North_Ranger]

Doesn't object to someone else blowing his whistle, either.

 

[Wasabi Poptart]

^can clear a room when he toots his own horn