North_Ranger Staff member Apr 6, 2011 #981 Is an expert on the non-verbal communication of small animals.
North_Ranger Staff member Apr 6, 2011 #984 Is rightly afraid of my irradiated peasoup-mutated army of squirrel super soldiers, too.
Emrys Apr 6, 2011 #985 ^hasn't thought out the consequences of facing my vicious, lightsaber-armed ferret strike force.
North_Ranger Staff member Apr 6, 2011 #986 Will have her troops leave her in droves once I reveal the damning evidence. The mice she promised to pay her ferrets with? They're TOFU!
Will have her troops leave her in droves once I reveal the damning evidence. The mice she promised to pay her ferrets with? They're TOFU!
North_Ranger Staff member Apr 6, 2011 #988 Will be hired as an independent contractor along with his muskrat security force.
North_Ranger Staff member Apr 6, 2011 #990 Is vewy, vewy sewious Nah, just kidding, I love you, you strange ol' lumpa somethin'.
North_Ranger Staff member Apr 6, 2011 #992 Is actually wrong. I dislike lumps, having been scared shitless by them. Twice.
North_Ranger Staff member Apr 7, 2011 #994 Curls into a ball of whimpering fear when someone plays the accordion.
North_Ranger Staff member Apr 7, 2011 #999 Fears other people's plays. And no, that ain't me on the accordion. I still have a modicum of self-respect left.
Fears other people's plays. And no, that ain't me on the accordion. I still have a modicum of self-respect left.
Sparhawk Apr 7, 2011 #1,005 ↑ Is always "The tentacles this..." and "The tentacles that...", is possible that he has a tentacle fetish.
↑ Is always "The tentacles this..." and "The tentacles that...", is possible that he has a tentacle fetish.