Syria, isolationism, and world police?

[Chad Sexington]

Because as we all know, stuff just dissapears when you put it in the ocean.

Oh my god, you mean people are going to find all that emo poetry I wrote in junior high? Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[LordRendar]

Why can I picture this so well, Chad standing on a pier during a grey winter morning, throwing poetry into the river.

 

[GasBandit]

That's why I burned my old diary and scattered the ashes.

Well, that and I lived in New Mexico at the time, and it would have been quite a schlep to the nearest ocean.