[user]Gilgamesh[/user], for someone who apparently despises Honey Boo Boo and what it represents, you sure are doing your part to make sure it gets as much mindshare as possible.
Why are you singling me out? I'm one of the 1% of Americans who don't watch the danged show.
Yes, yes, well done internet warrior.
mindshare
Said the Mind Detective.For some inexplicable reason I find this a compelling word.
Yet you made no points about why it was bad. I had already said it didn't have great acting/storyline etc. I simply said it was great for what it was, an action/horror film with little bearing to it's game namesake. It has a -ramp up style- of sequels and they do just that in each one. If you don't like ludacris action/horror then obviously you won't like this series.It seems you are right, Gilgamesh ol' boy... Oftentimes we are at an impasse when it comes to various media. I, personally consider the whole damn Resident Evil series a failure in cheesemaking. At first it is okay and enjoyable, but as the series goes on, the flaws of the original get forefronted at the expense of the good things. So instead of growing better with time like a fine cheese, this is more like the Monday effort of a bumbling apprentice: it starts to taste off, then it grows hair and starts rotting.
The latest RE movie just made me want to bang my head against the wall, and when I heard there's another one coming out this year I went NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! like that emo bitch Vader.
This pretty well. Except the audience I saw Seven Pyschopaths with seemed pretty good with it. It was a much older crowd than I'm used to in a theater. That movie belonged to Sam Rockwell.Seven Psychopaths - I thought this was very good. Martin McDonaugh is a really talented filmmaker. It has possibly the worst ad campaign I've seen in years. I was the only person in the audience that wasn't audibly upset with the movie upon leaving / at the end.
Argo - This was really fucking awesome. Ben Affleck is a great filmmaker and actor in this as well. A really smart, tense, adult thriller.
Seconded. Amazing film about an amazing moment in history.Argo - This was really fucking awesome. Ben Affleck is a great filmmaker and actor in this as well. A really smart, tense, adult thriller.
Well, if you absolutely insistYet you made no points about why it was bad. I had already said it didn't have great acting/storyline etc. I simply said it was great for what it was, an action/horror film with little bearing to it's game namesake. It has a -ramp up style- of sequels and they do just that in each one. If you don't like ludacris action/horror then obviously you won't like this series.
If you do like ludacris action movies, I recommend Max Payne, 2 Fast 2 Furious, and Fast Five.If you don't like ludacris action/horror then obviously you won't like this series.
Never said they did.Well, if you absolutely insist
- Explosions do not a good story make.
I stated clearly that the films had huge plotholes.- Completely illogical or nonsensical plot elements (for example, how the hell did the people in that LA prison survive so long and still look like they'd been picked off the street the day before? And what the hell was up with that humongous monster with the hammer? Where the hell is Umbrella keeping all these crispy-looking soldiers all the time?)
Disagree with that opinion, especially since they carry over characters from movie to movie (Claire/Kmart/TJ/Carlos etc)- Alice and 90% of the living cast have all the personality of a wet tissue paper or are stereotypical cardboard cut-outs. The first movie is exempt because there you actually gave a crap who lived and who died.
They're based on the video game zombies. Each movie takes it's ques from the games as far as monster creation.- Gimmicky zombies (fast rage zombies in the 3rd movie, squidmaw zombies in the 4th).
Never bothered watching them in 3D and this was a blu-ray review.- Too heavy reliance on 3-D and visuals to cover the flaws in storytelling and characterisation.
They always knew what they had in the T-Virus and the High Tech Pharmacedutical was a cover that they established within the first 20minutes of the first movie- Umbrella going from a corrupt, high-tech pharmaceutical company who didn't originally know what they had when they created to T-virus to a corrupt, sci-fi conspiracy who released the T-virus to... to... uh... free up money from the human resources budget to make more sunglasses for Wesker?
It was never a Horror movie. It was an action/horror.- The horror element of the first movie lost in favor of more action, explosions and killing nameless henchmen. You could pretty much call the last movie Ultraviolet: Now with Zombies in the Background.
Again, you're missing the point of a RAMP UP series.I considered the first Resident Evil movie genuinely scary, a refreshingly different horror movie with its own take on the zombie mythos. The second movie was still pretty good, the third was decent when focusing on anything but Alice and those Umbrella schmucks, the fourth... yecchh. Besides, there's not really any kind of excitement to be had from the series anymore. Alice is pretty much invincible Super Kung-Fu Action Jesus with tits who cannot die because of Applied Phlebotinum, and the rest of the good guys either get killed in this movie or get killed within the first five minutes of the next movie so that Super Kung-Fu Action Jesus with tits can find some other group of good guys and blow up some other Umbrella facility in the process.
Uhhh ok?I'm gonna go on a whim here and hope that by Resident Evil XII: Frustration, the group of survivors just run like hell when they see Alice. 'Cause they've heard the stories. About the lone redhead travelling the world... and getting everyone within a five-mile radius of her skinny-ass self killed dead.
I don't mind you calling them bad movies because they're bad, I mind you making points against them that aren't solid. Hence I had to counter-point.Yeah, admittedly I'm not a fan of that particular movie series But there's no arguing over matters of taste.
Hey look, people with subjective opinions that differ. On the internet guys.
Well in fairness I defended both subjective opinions and facts (The action horror vs horror comment, the error in realizing the plotline about the corporation etc)Hey look, people with subjective opinions that differ. On the internet guys.
Now there, I will totally agree with you, except that since it's Milia, I totally let it slideOkay, I concede on the corporation plotline bit. And yes, it's a ramp-up series. I just fail to find anything interesting in a series following a Mary Sue who pretty much doesn't get a scratch and keeps finding nice, tight, ass-hugging leather pants and frickin' Hattori Hanzo-level katanas in a world where getting your face eaten is a regular thing.
Again, just my personal preference.
She's had her share of non-fighting characters and she happens to be a fantastic actress (See: Stone, The Messenger, A Perfect Getaway) who just happens to love shitty action movies that her husband directs.Has Milla Jovovich ever played a non-kickass character?
The Gil and the Finn, huh? [DOUBLEPOST=1350259704][/DOUBLEPOST]Now there, I will totally agree with you, except that since it's Milia, I totally let it slide
One day we will find some movies to collaborate and enjoy, but honestly I think if you and I did a review series with such differences in taste, it'd be amazing!
Weren't she and Luc Besson also schtoinking during Fifth Element?She's had her share of non-fighting characters and she happens to be a fantastic actress (See: Stone, The Messenger, A Perfect Getaway) who just happens to love shitty action movies that her husband directs.
Would you say seven phsycopaths is closer to In Bruges or Snatch? Or neither.Seven Psychopaths - I thought this was very good. Martin McDonaugh is a really talented filmmaker. It has possibly the worst ad campaign I've seen in years. I was the only person in the audience that wasn't audibly upset with the movie upon leaving / at the end.
Argo - This was really fucking awesome. Ben Affleck is a great filmmaker and actor in this as well. A really smart, tense, adult thriller.
I'd say much closer to In Bruges. I haven't seen Snatch in a really long time though. But I'm still comfortable saying that from what I recall. It's really not like the marketing presents it.Would you say seven phsycopaths is closer to In Bruges or Snatch? Or neither.