Marshal of Finland (Suomen marsalkka)
USA has Abraham Lincoln. France has Charles de Gaulle. Sweden has... someone, I think. Every country has some historical figure who people respect. For Finland, that figure is Carl Gustaf Emil Mannerheim, formerly a member of the Czar's Household Guard, an explorer in Central Asia, then a warhero in the Civil War and the Second World War, then President after the war.
Then we get this film about his life: a low-budget, 45-minute film with stunted dialogue, bad filming and set in Kenya with an all-Kenyan cast. If that's not enough, then we have the producer making a six-piece "making of" documentary that cost three times as much as the film proper. Now, I'm all for artistic interpretations, but this is just complete bullshit. If you're going to make a movie about a historical figure, at least have the balls to make a good film instead of a badly-scripted, badly-filmed piece of shit that uses cheap tricks like the Kenyan Boys' Choir singing Finlandia to elicit emotion.