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Welcome to the Jungle
Not as bad as people claim. Certainly not Oscar material, but there's always room for certain things. Christopher Walken chewing the scenery. A tiny guy weighing buck fifty beating the living crap out of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. Jokes about the candiru swimming inside your John Thomas. Strange Scotsmen with completely unintelligible accents. Worth a watch.
I had to read this a couple times confused before I realized this is called The Rundown in the States.

Also, I love this movie. Tooth Fairy speech is probably on the Mount Rushmore of Walken moments
 
The Grey wasn't terrible but it suffered the same problem as Taken, a flimsy plot held together purely by Liam Neeson badassery. Parts of The Grey were utterly painful (crossing the ravine, that was their plan?) and others were remarkable (first death after the plane crash). Also having dire wolves stalking them didn't help the realism factor of the movie one bit.
That's pretty much my feeling. I also felt the wolves themselves could have been replaced with any other sort of man-eating animal and it wouldn't have made a huge difference. It was fairly clear who was going to die and how.

At the end
when the alpha wolf had his final showdown with Liam, I thought 'Ah finally, time for the 'boss fight'. I love Neeson and his acting ability, but the story and the wolves didn't sell it for me and even Liam's character's "I hunt wolves for a living so I know all about wolves" thing even seemed a little shoehorned in.
 
Mansome
Pretty funny. Unsurprisingly for a Morgan Spurlock doc, it meanders and doesn't really tackle one specific aspect of the subject matter for too long or arrive at any decisive point. It's more entertainment than documentary. Enjoyable though.

Where in the World is Osama Bin Laden?
I purposely avoided this one when it came out, because it seemed like he was just trying to be "shocking?" and "edgy" and not taking a serious subject seriously. But, since I recently saw The Greatest Movie Ever Sold, and Mansome, I decided it was time to finally give this a shot. And I have to say, it's not the movie I thought it was. It's actually probably Morgan Spurlock's best. He actually examines the issue, the focus isn't just where's Osama Bin Laden, but what are the actual root causes of the problems in the middle east, what drives people to terrorism, and what can we do to fix it. There is undoubtedly better documentaries on the subject out there, ones that are more shocking and less one sided, but I think Morgan Spurlock does a good job injecting a bit of humour into it while still taking it seriously.

The Adventures of Tintin
Still not a fan of the creepy-uncanny valley-design, but the story was fun, and the animation was surprisingly lively and fluid considering it's motion capture. I was impressed.
 
Watched Dredd. It's being pretty unfairly maligned. It's actually pretty good. I dug the whole day in the life of angle to it rather than making it some super epic change the system, gotta stop the nuke etc nonsense. It's a B-Movie and that's all it strives to be.
 
Dredd was alright. I, conversely, don't get the big praise it got from some people as a 'great' action movie. Also, it had the worst 3D I've ever seen. And I've seen a lot of 3D movies since I'm a sucker and hoard RealD glasses to sneak into shitty 3D movies. It was only in... maybe 5 scenes of the whole movie. The rest, the effect wasn't even on - i.e. I could take off the glasses and everything was clear. So fucking lazy and bad. I would have been livid if I paid 3D prices.

Looper was AMAZING. So highly recommended.
 
I didn't see it in 3D so that never really affected me, but yeah, like I said, the movie was a straight up B movie. Enjoyable enough.
 
I didn't see it in 3D so that never really affected me, but yeah, like I said, the movie was a straight up B movie. Enjoyable enough.
The Raid: Redemption had the exact same plot, and had more memorable characters and scenes and MUCH better action sequences. Also less cartoon CGI blood (although I have to admit I was impressed there wasn't TOO much in Dredd).
 
The Raid: Redemption had the exact same plot, and had more memorable characters and scenes and MUCH better action sequences. Also less cartoon CGI blood (although I have to admit I was impressed there wasn't TOO much in Dredd).
Oh jeez, I've never even heard of that. Looking it up, Dredd seems kind of shameless.
 
South-Park Bigger Longer and Uncut: Rewatched it yesterday. My favorite song was Satan's because its just fucking hilarious how the most sympathetic song in the movie is for the damn prince of darkness.
 
Oh jeez, I've never even heard of that. Looking it up, Dredd seems kind of shameless.
I'm 0% claiming they stole the idea. It's a really generic idea (Raid probably wasn't the first time), but it's just seeing them in th same year / few months makes comparisons more... like. blatant / easy to make
 
Cabin in the Woods: This movie is very meta and hilarious, if you like that sort of thing. Really plays with expectations.
I just watched it the other day. It was great to see the guy from Dollhouse again (to lazy to look up his name) and the movie was very, very entertaining. the last 30 minutes was insanely cool.
 
I just watched it the other day. It was great to see the guy from Dollhouse again (to lazy to look up his name) and the movie was very, very entertaining. the last 30 minutes was insanely cool.
I think that there is a new term that should be used for this movie:
Chekhov's whiteboard.
 
Just saw Looper. Much better than I was expecting, and all in all I really enjoyed it. It's not just an action flick, the story's pretty well put-together considering how easy it is to fuck up time travel.
 
Thunderball
This is still my favorite James Bond movie, hands down. I grew up watching this movie and still love it to this day. I get that the action is...pretty hilarious by todays standards, but I enjoy it just the same.

Trick or Treat
Carrying on Octoberfest, we watched this movie on the recommendation from my husbands co-worker. I think..that was a mistake. I honestly wasn't a fan of this movie at all. I felt like it tried to be everything at once and failed; It wanted to be a fantasy horror movie, and a true scary movie, and a campy horror movie, and a slasher/gore horror movie. It just..didn't do it for me.

And the fat kid throwing up chocolate was one of the most nasty things I've ever seen.
 
Thunderball
This is still my favorite James Bond movie, hands down. I grew up watching this movie and still love it to this day. I get that the action is...pretty hilarious by todays standards, but I enjoy it just the same..


I understand nostalgia and I understand an emotional attachment to a movie, but you are the only person (myself included) I've seen not call Thunderball their least favorite Bond movie of all time.
 
Rock of Ages
Wife was gooned on cheap wine while we watched this so to her, it is the greatest movie of all time with the greatest soundtrack of all time. The tunes are catchy, yes. Tom Cruise is definitely not playing a Tom Cruise character. Everything else is kinda snoozy.

The Raven
This could have been so much better than a police procedural starring Edgar Allen Poe, but that's what it was.
 
At least I agree with Sean Connery - it's his favorite performance as Bond. :)

My friends and I think Quantum of Solace is the worst Bond movie.

Which one is your favorite?

(I think Thunderball is my top one because of nostaliga, but From Russia with Love, Moonraker and Goldfinger are also favorites. I also love the second Casino Royale with David Niven, cause that movie's just hilarious.)
 
At least I agree with Sean Connery - it's his favorite performance as Bond. :)

My friends and I think Quantum of Solace is the worst Bond movie.

Which one is your favorite?

(I think Thunderball is my top one because of nostaliga, but From Russia with Love, Moonraker and Goldfinger are also favorites. I also love the second Casino Royale with David Niven, cause that movie's just hilarious.)

Tomorrow never dies is absolutely awful... I would much rather watch Quantum of Solace than that pile of filth... ;)
 
Trick or Treat
Carrying on Octoberfest, we watched this movie on the recommendation from my husbands co-worker. I think..that was a mistake. I honestly wasn't a fan of this movie at all. I felt like it tried to be everything at once and failed; It wanted to be a fantasy horror movie, and a true scary movie, and a campy horror movie, and a slasher/gore horror movie. It just..didn't do it for me.

And the fat kid throwing up chocolate was one of the most nasty things I've ever seen.
Really? I thought it was campy deliciousness. The scene with the father and the son was just fun all around.
 
Best Bonds: Sean Connery, Daniel Craig, Pierce Brosnan
Worst Bonds: George Lazenby, Timothy Dalton

Best Bond movies: Goldeneye/Casino Royale for restarting a dead franchise, Moonraker for sheer audacity, Goldfinger/You Only Live Twice for setting the benchmark for Bond movies.
Worst Bond movies: Tomorrow Never Dies, Live and Let Die

Best Bond themes: You Know My Name - Some Dude from Soundgarden, GoldenEye - Tina Turner, Nobody Does it Better - Carly Simon, Thunderball - Tom Jones
Worst Bond theme: Another Way to Die

Best Bond Girls: Too many to list, personal faves:Eva Green, Gemma Arterton, Rosamund Pike
Worst Bond Girls: Halle Berry, Teri Hatcher, Denise Richards, Kim Basinger
Scary Bond Girl: Grace Jones

Best Bond Gadget: Aquatic car (The Spy Who Loved Me)
Worst Bond Gadget: Jetpack (Thunderball)

Best Bond opening: You Only Live Twice (Satellite capture, Bond dies)
Worst Bond opening: The World is Not Enough - Just went on FORREEEEEVER
 
Mt. Rushmore of Bond movies is From Russia With Love, Goldfinger, Goldeneye, and Casino Royale.
Honorable mentions: License to Kill, The Spy Who Loved Me, A View to a Kill

Worst: Thunderball, Never Say Never Again (if it counts), Quantum of Solace
 
It always baffled me how Casino Royale could have possibly been followed up Quantum of Solace. What a colossal dropping of the ball.
 
It always baffled me how Casino Royale could have possibly been followed up Quantum of Solace. What a colossal dropping of the ball.
I think QoS had the capacity to be a better movie with an actual script instead of making shit up in the middle of the writers strike. Unfortunately the director and Daniel Craig were the only ones who could change scenes and writing isn't easy.
 
Trick or Treat
Carrying on Octoberfest, we watched this movie on the recommendation from my husbands co-worker. I think..that was a mistake. I honestly wasn't a fan of this movie at all. I felt like it tried to be everything at once and failed; It wanted to be a fantasy horror movie, and a true scary movie, and a campy horror movie, and a slasher/gore horror movie. It just..didn't do it for me.

:O
I think this is one of the best Halloween movies out there. My interpretation of it was basically, it's kids telling scary stories, like Are You Afraid of the Dark, or Simpsons' Treehouse of Horror. THe shifting tones make perfect sense and it does a great job of capturing the spirit of Halloween in a way that most straight up horror films don't. I love it.

Anyway, my latest movie seen:

Machete
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Best Bonds: Sean Connery, Daniel Craig, Pierce Brosnan
Worst Bonds: George Lazenby, Timothy Dalton

Best Bond movies: Goldeneye/Casino Royale for restarting a dead franchise, Moonraker for sheer audacity, Goldfinger/You Only Live Twice for setting the benchmark for Bond movies.
Worst Bond movies: Tomorrow Never Dies, Live and Let Die

Best Bond themes: You Know My Name - Some Dude from Soundgarden, GoldenEye - Tina Turner, Nobody Does it Better - Carly Simon, Thunderball - Tom Jones
Worst Bond theme: Another Way to Die

Best Bond Girls: Too many to list, personal faves:Eva Green, Gemma Arterton, Rosamund Pike
Worst Bond Girls: Halle Berry, Teri Hatcher, Denise Richards, Kim Basinger
Scary Bond Girl: Grace Jones

Best Bond Gadget: Aquatic car (The Spy Who Loved Me)
Worst Bond Gadget: Jetpack (Thunderball)

Best Bond opening: You Only Live Twice (Satellite capture, Bond dies)
Worst Bond opening: The World is Not Enough - Just went on FORREEEEEVER
I have, to this day, at the age of 25, seen precisely zero Bond movies ever. This is an informative list so I know which ones I can skip.
 
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