Welp, didn't think I'd be writing this:
Cats
I've never seen the stage version myself. I went to the movie on a cheap day because of hearing how awful it was. We were hoping for a so bad it's good kind of thing. I don't really like most musicals typically either.
Are there moments when the cgi is sloppy? Does it take 15 to 20 minutes to get used to the cgi and cat faces? Are there issues in general? Yes to all of that and more.
I also left theatre and immediately added many of the songs to my spotify and while talking with everyone I'd gone with, my wife and her parents, we were all won over in the end.
Of the song's I think Rebel Wilson's, Gumby Cat, Ian McKellen's Gus, James Corden's Bustopher Jones, Taylor Swift's Macavity, Judi Dench's Ad-dressing of Cats and to a lesser extent Jason Derulo's Rum Tug Tugger are all meh to bad. The Overture, Jellicle Cats, Mungojerry and Rumpleteaser, Beautiful Ghosts, Skimbleshanks and Mr. Mistofollees were highlights for me. Memory is good and builds throughout into something stronger that finally hits it's peak to be great. The snot dribbles mentioned here often in regards to Jennifer Hudson occur when she is at her very worst. They're gross but I get what they are trying to convey. Also, while it's not in the movie but is on the soundtrack, Taylor Swift's version of Beautiful Ghosts sucks compared to Francesca Hayward's.
I sort of get where people are coming from with the story being light but it honestly seems like they decided they weren't going to like it or pay attention before they arrived because it is there. It's not a huge, over arching plot: once a year all jellicle cats(a portmanteau of dear little cats) come together to compete and have one of them be picked by their leader Old Deuteronomy to be reborn into their ideal life. The mechanism for how this works isn't explained as far as I know. The movie follows a new cat Victoria as she meets and is introduced to many of the jellicle cats as they prepare and perform at the ball. A group of cats tries to sabotage the performers so their ringleader is chosen instead.
For the other main criticisms I've heard pointed at it, I just didn't see them. I think people forget they are watching people pretend to be cats I guess? what I've often seen referred to as gyrating, horny movements comes across as dancers imitating feline movements, behavior and mannerisms. Ian McKellen licks milk from a plate and Rebel Wilson eats cockroaches!
Yes...like cats do...
There are some size inconsistencies I've seen be harped on but in most cases they are done when in fantasy scenes like tap dancing on a train rail.
If you don't buy into the premise and can't reconcile the disconnect from real life, it is a really weird concept and execution, that these aren't people playing cats but actually are cats, don't bother. If you can let yourself be pulled in I'd say give it a shot
Edit:
@bhamv3 Francesca Hayward, Taylor Swift and Naoimh Morgan are all hot, even catted up.