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GasBandit
Son of a prohibition bootlegger
Sins of the father? Really? Weak, weak, weak.
No, more like if his father hadn't been an
extremely successful prohibition bootlegger, we'd never have heard of him.
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Harvard exam cheat
Yup. Expelled when he was a freshman. But readmitted later and finished distinguished. Imagine that. Someone cheating in college. Oh, and someone learning from their mistakes.
Obviously he didn't learn that. He learned that he can always get forgiveness because of who he was born to.
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Dedicated nepocrat
Strawman.
Strawman to what? Because nobody was saying he WASN'T a nepocrat? He was, after all... he tried to force that brainless twat Caroline on us, remember? But again, how is this a "straw man?" I don't think you're using that phrase correctly.
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Coat-tail rider of JFK
Strawman the Sequel.
See above. I think you're saying straw man when you mean Ad Hominem.
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Hero of chappaquiddick
1969. Guy has an accident while driving drunk and panics. Gets charged & pays for it. Yes, I think the punishment was light. That's his fault how?
The guy walked back to his hotel and went to bed. Never thought to call the cops, or I dunno, an ambulance? For the woman he left to drown in his car? And of course, his family connections get him off the hook with a slap on the wrist.
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Drunk
NOBODY in Washington drinks. Nobody. He's the only one.
I didn't say "has a drink from time to time," I said DRUNK. As in habitually.
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Enabler of rapists
Agree with you that he went overboard trying to protect his nephew from this.
Well, OK then.
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Cosponsor of No Child Left Behind
The bill proposed by Bush and voted overwhelmingly by both Democrats and Republicans in the Senate and House? That bill? Bad, Ted! Bad bipartisan guy!
Bipartisanship is part of what is wrong with the current political situation. And frankly, shame on Bush as well for that little piece of legislation as well. Bipartisanship is the enemy of our nation. If you had 5 men and a woman stranded on a desert island and a vote was passed to remove her right to consent, it would be called bipartisan.
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Warrior against individualism
Strawman III - Rise of the GasBandit Idiocy!
See above again, and this is taken from a direct quote where Kennedy said that "we are engaged in a war against individualism" and he wasn't meaning that was a bad thing. What made it even more WTF-ish was he brought this up in a speech to congratulate the New England Patriots on their super bowl victory.
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Sand in the political gears
*pfaw* You say that like it's a bad thing.
Granted, our politicians serve us best when they can't get anything done, but that's not what I meant and you know it
Pretty weak, Gas. All around pretty weak. Dude served 9 terms as a Senator and that's all you got?
It's more than anybody else is bringing to illustrate the GOOD he did. What did he do in his 9 terms that was so grand? Specific examples please.