Teenage Alien Ninja Turtles

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Simple. All he has to do is make Shredder and his boys terrorists and have the turtles working with or parallel to a military/DHS squad.
In the script that I think they canned, he was Colonel Shrader and commanded the elite F.O.O.T. Soldiers. So yeah, he'll find a way.
 
This is going to be awesome
Not sure if serious.

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He's not "Shitting all over a franchise", he's just AT THE WORST, making a version of it you don't like. He's not ripping every comic book up or trashing every copy of the third movie where they travel in time (lol).
 
He's not "Shitting all over a franchise", he's just AT THE WORST, making a version of it you don't like. He's not ripping every comic book up or trashing every copy of the third movie where they travel in time (lol).
It makes it less likely that new people will be introduced to a new franchise if there is more high profile crap made out of it.

Of course Bay did sell a shit ton of toys for Hasbro.
 
He's not ripping every comic book up or trashing every copy of the third movie where they travel in time (lol).
In a manner, he does. Everytime after watching the horrible movie, when you go back and rewatch the movies that were good (yes even the 3rd one) and reading the comics, your memory of the series is no longer the pristine, nostalgic, enjoyment that it was before. Now everytime you look at these things you love, you are reminded of the thing that was terrible and will forever on. It's a rain cloud of shit over your sunny day of warm memories.

And don't give me that shit about how -It's your fault if you let it affect you that way- because if he didn't make it and ruin it, then the memories would be messed with in any way. This was already clearly pointed out to you in your remake thread and you quite choose to ignore it.
 
You know, I don't mind Megan Fox as April. I think she's crazy hot, and we've seen a bunch of different variations on April over the years from totally useless to ninja-in-training, and it sounds like she would not be the worst part of the movie.

*shrug*
 
In a manner, he does. Everytime after watching the horrible movie, when you go back and rewatch the movies that were good (yes even the 3rd one) and reading the comics, your memory of the series is no longer the pristine, nostalgic, enjoyment that it was before. Now everytime you look at these things you love, you are reminded of the thing that was terrible and will forever on. It's a rain cloud of shit over your sunny day of warm memories.

And don't give me that shit about how -It's your fault if you let it affect you that way- because if he didn't make it and ruin it, then the memories would be messed with in any way. This was already clearly pointed out to you in your remake thread and you quite choose to ignore it.
I completely disagree with you. Shitty remakes don't tarnish my enjoyment of the original movies at all. I think it actually is your own personal issue if you let shitty movies tarnish your experience.
 
I completely disagree with you. Shitty remakes don't tarnish my enjoyment of the original movies at all. I think it actually is your own personal issue if you let shitty movies tarnish your experience.
So you're saying you've never watched the original movies and thought -It's a shame there will never be a good remake now that the new one ruined all chances of that? Imagine what could have been... now that sucks.... there won't be a good revival of this series now or possibly ever again because of how badly the remake went.... gosh, this is all there will ever be that's any good of this series?- if not, then you're probably happy with just having the original series, where I wish there would be a good remake and possibly a resurgance in something that I found nostalgically wonderful. It saddens me and alot of people I've known, to know that there won't be a future for that series because of how badly the remake went.

If you're happy just having the original and nothing more, more power to you.
 
While I think a bad adaptation or sequel doesn't ruin the original , it does tarnish the good name of the franchise as a whole. Take for example Dragonball GT...don't make me explain it. I still have mental scars!
 
Is it strange that as a kid I was pissed that the Ninja Turtles movie (first one) wasn't like the cartoon show, and now I think it's probably the best adaptation of Ninja Turtles out there?

I don't think the new Ninja Turtles is going to be that terrible, especially if it has a lot of dark humor in it.
 
Is it strange that as a kid I was pissed that the Ninja Turtles movie (first one) wasn't like the cartoon show, and now I think it's probably the best adaptation of Ninja Turtles out there?

I don't think the new Ninja Turtles is going to be that terrible, especially if it has a lot of dark humor in it.
Well to be fair, the first movie was a pretty good adaptation of the comic book. Ironically the show was a terrible adaptation of the comic, yet still some-how a good show. Probly cos they changed SO much that it became its own thing.
 
I remember reading the original comic as a kid and being surprised at how bloody and dark it is. I'd grown up on the cartoon and the action figures.
 
I remember looking at the first issue in the store and thinking it was the dumbest idea I'd ever heard of in my life...

Hindsight is a bitch.
 
It sure is a shame that the shitty Joel Schumacker batman movies ruined the franchise forever, keeping us from ever getting a good version.
 
It sure is a shame that the shitty Joel Schumacker batman movies ruined the franchise forever, keeping us from ever getting a good version.
Isn't it awesome how exceptions exist but are sadly a minority? Not to mention how long it took for anyone to fund a project after those disasters?
 

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It sure is a shame that the shitty Joel Schumacker batman movies ruined the franchise forever, keeping us from ever getting a good version.
Am I really the only one who didn't like the Christopher Nolan version? Because honestly, there's only so much gritty and grimdark a guy can take...

Heath Ledger's Joker though? Awesomesauce.
 

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Am I really the only one who didn't like the Christopher Nolan version? Because honestly, there's only so much gritty and grimdark a guy can take...

Heath Ledger's Joker though? Awesomesauce.
Well I can't say I didn't like the Nolan movies, but I didn't go gaga over them. I never understood the love for Ledger's Joker. I mean let me clarify. He was well-acted, and creepy. But he was just a vanilla movie sociopath. He lacked any, well, Joker-ness. He could've been cut and pasted from any number of 90s action movies.
 
Well I can't say I didn't like the Nolan movies, but I didn't go gaga over them. I never understood the love for Ledger's Joker. I mean let me clarify. He was well-acted, and creepy. But he was just a vanilla movie sociopath. He lacked any, well, Joker-ness. He could've been cut and pasted from any number of 90s action movies.
Except the whole burning of all the money just for laughs or having the hero choose to blow up one boat or the other in an attempt to drive him to insanity just like him or any of the other situations that most 90s villains would have been doing it for the money or using the boat explosion thing as a chance for a get-a-way?
 

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Well, I can see where this is going, but here's a pretty good short list I got from googling "sociopaths in the movies": http://www.hecklerspray.com/top-8-movie-sociopaths/200814973.php
The comments add a pretty good number also. The point being that the sociopath-as-villain is fairly common in the movies, and nothing really set his Joker aside as the Joker other than the makeup (in my opinion--feel free to have yours). For me, burning the money to make a point or trying to drive the protagonist insane are actually exactly the kinds of things I expected. In my opinion, driving the hero insane by presenting his wife's head in a box seems decidedly more effective than blowing up boats full of strangers.
 
Am I really the only one who didn't like the Christopher Nolan version? Because honestly, there's only so much gritty and grimdark a guy can take...

Heath Ledger's Joker though? Awesomesauce.
I thought Dark Knight Rises was atrocious, and really makes all the elements I hate from begins and Dark Knight really stand out.
 
I thought Dark Knight Rises was atrocious, and really makes all the elements I hate from begins and Dark Knight really stand out.
So you didn't like the third movie in a series that you didn't like from the beginning? Fascinating.
 
I found the first two movies enjoyable with some really great moments and some annoying problems. The third movie was awful, and made the annoying problems of the first two movies that much more apparent.
 
I found the first two movies enjoyable with some really great moments and some annoying problems. The third movie was awful, and made the annoying problems of the first two movies that much more apparent.
Ah, that makes more sense.
 
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