Been a LONG time since I saw this. I didn't even get the other ones until you posted it.
That's how I was taught it.
Pronounced:
I'll be.
I can't help it if you weren't taught the correct version.
Must be them florida schools.
GasBandit
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It's not a matter of hip. Until today, I had not heard (or even thought about) any of these phrases since the 7th grade.
I think it might be a Jeff Foxworthy joke so I think we're the decidedly un-hip ones here.
And don't worry, we need ankles and knees, tooThanks for trying to make me feel better, guys.
I heard it long before Jeff Foxworthy was famous.
My step-father showed me a typewritten paper with the MR Ducks thing on it when I was like 7.
Jeff Foxworthy was still in high school
I didn't realize that you're older than me (not by much). I thought you were a couple years younger for some reason.My step-father showed me a typewritten paper with the MR Ducks thing on it when I was like 7.
Jeff Foxworthy was still in high school
Anyway, I want to say my mom or grandfather wrote it out and had me read it.
How does that work? This joke doesn't work in hieroglyphics
[DOUBLEPOST=1452779511,1452779471][/DOUBLEPOST](and yes, I'm aware that, by now, jokes about your age are almost as old as you are. Pfuh Well done.
I didn't truly believe that Foxworthy wrote that joke. Take it easy folks. Put your pitchforks away. Jesus.
I saw the "MR Ducks" routine on the back of a menu at The Big Fisherman in Rockport TX in 1977'ish.
I passed. With flying colours. 
Was so freaking nervous,but soon found my flow and everything went without a hitch.
It went over so well that my examiners had almost no questions to ask me,since my presentation was almost perfect.
Was so freaking nervous,but soon found my flow and everything went without a hitch.
It went over so well that my examiners had almost no questions to ask me,since my presentation was almost perfect.
Yeah yeah yeah, that's fine and all, but we're busy trying to decide if MR DUCKS.I passed. With flying colours.
Was so freaking nervous,but soon found my flow and everything went without a hitch.
It went over so well that my examiners had almost no questions to ask me,since my presentation was almost perfect.
Seriously though, congrats!
The pain clinic called me this morning and confirmed that I was looking at a two year wait and gave me some guidelines on some information sessions that I would be invited to and some orientation etc. They asked if I could be available on short notice and I said yes.
They called this afternoon and I'm in tomorrow morning!!! Stupid gross o'clock but tomorrow. I will leave the session with a treatment plan and a list of appointments
They called this afternoon and I'm in tomorrow morning!!! Stupid gross o'clock but tomorrow. I will leave the session with a treatment plan and a list of appointments
doomdragon6
Staff member
As the DoomDragon Turns, Episode..... 5? What are we on?
For anyone following all my bullshit drama about Ex 1 and Ex 2, I bring you.... Girl #3?
Like holy shit she's cute? And super into me??
We met at an anime con and she unfortunately lives a few hours away, but she's coming up this weekend, and we'll see how that goes. We're pretty well into each other and practically decided to make it exclusive already, but we're actually gonna, you know, spend time in person first, haha.
Anyway, umm, yeah, that's what's going on in my dating scene. We'll see how that goes.
(Also she's a model for magazines?? This is gonna cause a bunch of shit like "Yeah I've got a girlfriend. What? No, she lives in Florida. Yeah she's a model."
)
For anyone following all my bullshit drama about Ex 1 and Ex 2, I bring you.... Girl #3?
REMOVED!
Like holy shit she's cute? And super into me??
We met at an anime con and she unfortunately lives a few hours away, but she's coming up this weekend, and we'll see how that goes. We're pretty well into each other and practically decided to make it exclusive already, but we're actually gonna, you know, spend time in person first, haha.
Anyway, umm, yeah, that's what's going on in my dating scene.
We'll see how that goes.(Also she's a model for magazines?? This is gonna cause a bunch of shit like "Yeah I've got a girlfriend. What? No, she lives in Florida. Yeah she's a model."
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And into Smite, if that Diva Aphrodite cosplay is any indication.
Dave
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I really wanted to put this on /r/pettyrevenge, but I won't because that would be unprofessional.
Saturday night's gig had this guy that was kind of obnoxious. You know the type - he gets drunk and super into the game and HATES to lose. Well, he lost. Before the night began, the owner of the company gave me two presents to give as prizes. One prize for the "winners" and one for the "loosers". So I give this guy the "looser" prize and he starts to make fun of me for spelling it "looser" instead of "loser". I let him say a couple things that started to escalate towards nasty...then I informed him I didn't write it. Once he realized that it was the owner of the company he changed his tune and suddenly "it was a smudge".
Have some rope. Now try not to hang yourself, drunk dude!
Saturday night's gig had this guy that was kind of obnoxious. You know the type - he gets drunk and super into the game and HATES to lose. Well, he lost. Before the night began, the owner of the company gave me two presents to give as prizes. One prize for the "winners" and one for the "loosers". So I give this guy the "looser" prize and he starts to make fun of me for spelling it "looser" instead of "loser". I let him say a couple things that started to escalate towards nasty...then I informed him I didn't write it. Once he realized that it was the owner of the company he changed his tune and suddenly "it was a smudge".
Have some rope. Now try not to hang yourself, drunk dude!
Dave
Staff member
And I got a review from that party.
Workhouse Entertainment provided wonderful service and a hugely entertaining event for our office party. Everyone involved had a great time - my colleagues requested that we do this every year! Aside from the entertaining, I was especially impressed with the professionalism of the Workhouse staff. They were prompt, prepared and engaging.
Workhouse Entertainment provided wonderful service and a hugely entertaining event for our office party. Everyone involved had a great time - my colleagues requested that we do this every year! Aside from the entertaining, I was especially impressed with the professionalism of the Workhouse staff. They were prompt, prepared and engaging.
- Reviewer: Cara S
- Event Date: January 16th, 2016
- Event Type: Corporate Event
- Event City: Des Moines, IA
- Serviced Provided: Game Show
- Overall Rating: 5 out of 5
- Expertise:
- Communication:
- Professionalism:
- Priced Fairly:
- Adaptability:
Not convinced yet she's real, I think we're gonna need more pictures.As the DoomDragon Turns, Episode..... 5? What are we on?
For anyone following all my bullshit drama about Ex 1 and Ex 2, I bring you.... Girl #3?
Like holy shit she's cute? And super into me??
We met at an anime con and she unfortunately lives a few hours away, but she's coming up this weekend, and we'll see how that goes. We're pretty well into each other and practically decided to make it exclusive already, but we're actually gonna, you know, spend time in person first, haha.
Anyway, umm, yeah, that's what's going on in my dating scene.
(Also she's a model for magazines?? This is gonna cause a bunch of shit like "Yeah I've got a girlfriend. What? No, she lives in Florida. Yeah she's a model."
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