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IT HAS BEGUN!!!
(As a side rule, don't turn it into the longest joke contest.)
(As a side rule, don't turn it into the longest joke contest.)
His name!
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you = no fun.
Why do flamingos stand on one leg?
Well, because they would fall down if they weren't standing on it! hyuk hyuk hyuk!
...Wait, it's not that kind of horrible joke?
Well, because they would fall down if they weren't standing on it! hyuk hyuk hyuk!
...Wait, it's not that kind of horrible joke?
North_Ranger
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Umm... Getting only a blank page and nothing else?
I remember reading some pretty awful jokes about Jews, though... from a joke book for children in the nineties, no less.
BananaHands
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The bartender goes "We don't serve faster than light particles in here!"
A neutrino walks into a bar.
North_Ranger
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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen?
Two in the front, two in the back, twenty in the ashtray.
North_Ranger
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http://dead-baby-joke.com/
"Momma, why is Daddy running?"
"Shut up and give me more shells!"
"Momma, I don't like little brother's eyes!"
"Then at least eat the white stuff around it."
"Momma, I don't wanna go to America!"
"Shut up and keep rowing!"
"Momma, are you sure this is how you make pizza?"
"Shut up and close the oven lid when you crawl back in."
"Momma, I don't like grandma."
"Shut up and eat!"
What's black and scrapes at the glass?
"Momma, don't throw me down the elevator shaaaaaaaaaa...
"Momma, why is Daddy running?"
"Shut up and give me more shells!"
"Momma, I don't like little brother's eyes!"
"Then at least eat the white stuff around it."
"Momma, I don't wanna go to America!"
"Shut up and keep rowing!"
"Momma, are you sure this is how you make pizza?"
"Shut up and close the oven lid when you crawl back in."
"Momma, I don't like grandma."
"Shut up and eat!"
What's black and scrapes at the glass?
A baby in a microwave oven.
"Momma, don't throw me down the elevator shaaaaaaaaaa...
What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants coming over the hill?
What did Tarzan say when he saw the same herd of elephants coming over the hill while wearing sunglasses?
Look! Here comes herd of elephants!
What did Tarzan say when he saw the same herd of elephants coming over the hill while wearing sunglasses?
Nothing, he did not recognize them.
Two muffins are in the oven, one turns to the other and says "man it's hot in here." The other looks at him and says "holy shit a talking muffin!"
Two cows are grazing in a field. One turns to the other and says "Have you heard about this Mad Cow Disease? Scary stuff." The other looks at him and says "That doesn't concern me. I'm a helicopter."
Don't you hate when sentences don't end the way you expect them octopus?
How do you punish Hellen Keller?
Why doesn't Hellen Keller skydive?
Alternate punchline:
Two cows are grazing in a field. One turns to the other and says "Have you heard about this Mad Cow Disease? Scary stuff." The other looks at him and says "That doesn't concern me. I'm a helicopter."
Don't you hate when sentences don't end the way you expect them octopus?
How do you punish Hellen Keller?
Give her a basketball and tell her to start reading.
Why doesn't Hellen Keller skydive?
Because it scares the shit out of her guide dog.
Because she's dead.
How do you keep a dog from humping your leg?
Suck its dick.
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Maaaan you guys are HORRIBLE.. carry on.
What's six inches long, has a bald head, and drives women crazy?
A hundred dollar bill.
What does a Bleached Blonde and a 747 have in common?
What is the differnce?
They both have a black box
What is the differnce?
Not everyone has ridden on a 747.
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makare
isn't it make me one with everything?
same diff
Like, no, brah
North_Ranger
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Ok here's an oldie, but a goody:
What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?
What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?
Full!
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