[Funny] The Horrible Joke Thread! (Not Safe For Good Taste)

[North_Ranger]

Why Jesus couldn't have been born in Sweden?

Spoiler

Because you can't find a virgin and three wise men in there.

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During an interview with a Winter War veteran:
- What was the first thing you did when you came home from the war?
- I had sex with me wife.
- And what did you do after that?
- Then I took off me skis.

 

[WasabiPoptart]

What's Mary short for?

She's got no legs.

 

[sixpackshaker]

Spoiler

*pushes up nerd glasses*
Since it is Alan Scott I guess he boyfriend has wood. So how is that racist?

 

[PatrThom]

Spoiler

Oh go on! Read the spoiler up there!

I was going to say the same thing!!!

--Patrick

 

[HCGLNS]

 

[Gusto]

Spoiler

His boyfriend is Asian and GL is powerless against yellow things.

 

[Gusto]

Ironically I'm not a comic nerd nor a racist.

 

[sixpackshaker]

But being a bigger nerd than racist, I remembered that Scott can't resist the Wood instead of a color.

 

[sixpackshaker]

What sound does an 18-wheeler full of water makes when it hits an 18-wheeler full of vinegar head on?

Spoiler

DOUCHE!!!!!!!!

 

[Timmus]

How come Mennonites don't do it standing up?

Spoiler

because it might lead to dancing.

 

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How come Mennonites don't do it standing up?

Spoiler

because it might lead to dancing.

They were right in the Funny Pictures thread. Everything is about Bacon.