The I just fapped to Allen who is Quiet's avatar thread.

[Biannoshufu]

the internet ruined everything, but it sure made rule 34 funny.

 

[Dave]

I've never understood the allure of the mermaid. I mean...her bottom half is a fish. There's no way to even DO anything!

 

[Jiarn]

IE: Dave' never had oral sex.

 

[Gusto]

Certainly not from someone with the most famed vocal chords in all of Atlantis.

 

[HCGLNS]

I've never understood the allure of the mermaid. I mean...her bottom half is a fish. There's no way to even DO anything!

Just ask Troy McClure! You might remember him from such films as Attack of the 5o ft earthworm and Stop or my midget will shoot!

 

[sixpackshaker]

I've never understood the allure of the mermaid. I mean...her bottom half is a fish. There's no way to even DO anything!

Now I want to hear the Bobby Bare (Shel Silverstein) song The Mermaid.

 

[Philosopher B.]

 

[Chibibar]

heh. I met all the princesses at Disney World and all of them are fapable.
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I've never understood the allure of the mermaid. I mean...her bottom half is a fish. There's no way to even DO anything!

I think it is more like Nymph, they are "forever young" type. Plus most lore the mermaid can split their tails into legs for mating purpose. Or it could be the old "what you can't have" mentality. If people can't have it, some people would want it since they can't have it.

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

I've never understood the allure of the mermaid. I mean...her bottom half is a fish. There's no way to even DO anything!

Ariel gets legs.

 

[Officer_Charon]

Ariel gets a lot of things

 

[Azurephoenix]

Bown chicka bown bown!

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

Ariel gets a lot of things

And to think, she only got legs so she could wear skinny jeans.

 

[Officer_Charon]

And applause to Amy for her exhaustive research into the broadening horizons of the subject matter.


..... just sayin'.

 

[Vagabond]

Ariel gets a lot of things

 

[Biannoshufu]

ten seconds is exhausting for yo-

Oh, right. Carry on.

 

[Officer_Charon]

Look, sometimes it's catch as catch can, okay? *raised eyebrow*

 

[Philosopher B.]

IE: Dave' never had oral sex.

Ariel is a real catch. She'll blow you out of the water!

 

[Null]

Ariel gets a lot of things

Hey chicka bum bum

 

[Mathias]

Alright I created this monster of a thread, time to defuse the situation.

 

[Vagabond]

 

[drifter]

 

[Gusto]

I love this thread.

 

[Cheesy1]

So does Daffy, apparently.

 

[figmentPez]

I like this meme:

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