The most controversial poll since steak!

[Officer_Charon]

Sitting in the shower lets the water flow over your head, drown out the rest of the world, and surround you with white noise.

One time, when I was stationed at Camp LeJeune, I got UNBELIEVABLY chit-faced the night before. I actually did wake up with my alarm, feeling like death warmed over, and literally crawled to my shower.

Where I fell asleep.

I woke up an hour later, when I was SUPPOSED to be standing in formation. With that epic level of reasoning that Marines are capable of, I figured that, since I was going to be late anyway, I might as well get some more sleep.

Totally worth getting counseled.

 

[Celt Z]

My father once advised me, "If you're going to get in trouble for something, make sure it was worth it."

 

[GasBandit]

When I got in trouble, they'd ask, "What were you thinking?" I would reply, exasperated, "Obviously I was thinking I wouldn't get caught, and wouldn't have to explain myself!"

 

[PatrThom]

My wife has explained there were things she did as a child even though she knew she would be punished, simply because to her, the infraction was worth the price of the punishment.

--Patrick

 

[CynicismKills]

Do you prefer your shower rare or well-done?

 

[HCGLNS]

Loufa or steel wool?
Ivory or scented soap?
Bubbles or battleship?
1 bottle or a never-ending collection?
Cat or Dave?

 

[GasBandit]

Ivory or scented soap?

Torture Soap.

 

[HCGLNS]

That counts as smelly soap you unwashed short eared heathen.

 

[GasBandit]

That counts as smelly soap you unwashed short eared heathen.

But it's oh so much more. There are smelly soaps that don't flay you alive.