Anyone here use a fly swatter? I can not remember the last time I have seen any one use a fly swatter. Its also something that has seemed to be weeded out from pop-culture, most likely from its under use in the physical realm. Maybe it is because we regard life more that we are not so aggressive when it comes to killing creatures much more minuscule than us.
The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.
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I used one two days ago to kill a miserable, stupid bastard of a spider.
If you are in my house and have more than 4 legs, prepare to die. Fuckers.
I used to try to leave spiders alive, but once I started living with my wife, it became "Kill this, kill that."
Yeah, I leave them alive. If they start bothering me, I get an empty glass and a piece of paper to ether move them outside or into another room. I do this despite the fact that I am TERRIFIED of spiders.
I've heard that fear of spiders comes from a fear humans have had since their early days and someone suggested that there was once a predator resembling spiders that hunted humans. Fun an idea as that is to my imagination, I know that by the time our predecessors were around, Earth was no longer so oxygenated that it would support spiders large enough to be a threat, unless that instinct carries over from an even earlier species, when we were still some kind of rodent.
In any case, I have no problem with spiders, but my wife does and I'm terrified of my wife.
Jung can go eat a dick. That's all voodoo to me.I've heard that fear of spiders comes from a fear humans have had since their early days and someone suggested that there was once a predator resembling spiders that hunted humans. Fun an idea as that is to my imagination, I know that by the time our predecessors were around, Earth was no longer so oxygenated that it would support spiders large enough to be a threat, unless that instinct carries over from an even earlier species, when we were still some kind of rodent.
In any case, I have no problem with spiders, but my wife does and I'm terrified of my wife.
Everythiiiiiiiiiiings a sign!
I do not understand people who feel compelled to end every single message with an emoticon.
Chad Sexington doesn't understand me. 
I'm not against people who use emoticons, I just don't use them out of fear that every time someone uses an emoticon it feeds the all powerful Smilicon who will one day escape his internet prison and gain corporeal form in Midgaurd and DESTROY THE WORLD! Coming soon to a web-comic near you.
That's why they do it. They're trying to get you to understand.
But, I do understand! I do understand "What time is dinner?" is a question about what time dinner will be. I do not need a smiley face, or a winky face, or a :c whatever that one even is!
Aaaaaah! And worse, some actually confuse me!
So ... you do not understand.
Uhm, where are all of my employees? Is it a holiday? What's going on?
It's Sunday, sweetie. What are you doing at work?
Don't do that to me! I'm losing my mind! It's not Sunday! The HR people were there for my morning meeting. Those people sure as hell don't work weekends.
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Shut the fuck up, Ed Sheeran.[DOUBLEPOST=1371577298][/DOUBLEPOST]Nobody's buying your 'young forever' shit, Avril.[DOUBLEPOST=1371577348][/DOUBLEPOST]Why am I listening to pop music? Why do I do this to myself? Christ, Fallout Boy is still a thing?!
They got back together. Yay.