The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.
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Well he's a dead man, the mafia don't take kindly to people peeing in their buckets.
BananaHands
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HE WALKED ON THE BLACKHAWKS LOGO
BURN HIM
BURN HIS EYES OUT.
BURN HIM
BURN HIS EYES OUT.
But, losing control of one's bowels does make a brown noise.
BananaHands
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Dammit, stienman, I told you I have to work, not read about colours of noise!
Is this why it's called The Random Crap Thread?
It is a little surprising how often that topic comes up here.
On Halforums? I'm surprised it doesn't have its own thread!
Does shit stick to your fur?..
GasBandit
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Dammit, I was gonna make that joke.
BananaHands
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WHY WONT THIS GET OUT OF MY HEAD
https://www.halforums.com/threads/the-i-pooped-thread.27404/
Our forum is full of
--Patrick
GasBandit
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I am extremely thankful that gobbledygook finds no purchase in my brain crevices.
Not sure where to put this because its partially good and partially bad.
As you people might know, I have an internship this summer for a place I really wanted to be at and wanted to work for. About a month and a half in and I love it. It's been great experience with real work, I've learned a lot, and its made me feel a lot better about my major and overall path with life. I really want to work there after I graduate and there had been subtle hints that they want to hire me.
The problem: Yesterday the guy I work under said that he and my boss were talking and they might be looking into bringing me back for my winter break. Obviously thats a great opportunity and it means they definitely like me. Heres the problem: I already have a study abroad trip planned for school. I've been really looking forward to this and I will get great credit. I told the guy this and he didn't seem upset and seemed happy that I could do that. My boss is really nice and understanding about things, and I'm probably worrying over nothing, but I'm afraid I just torpedoed a job with them for next summer.
As you people might know, I have an internship this summer for a place I really wanted to be at and wanted to work for. About a month and a half in and I love it. It's been great experience with real work, I've learned a lot, and its made me feel a lot better about my major and overall path with life. I really want to work there after I graduate and there had been subtle hints that they want to hire me.
The problem: Yesterday the guy I work under said that he and my boss were talking and they might be looking into bringing me back for my winter break. Obviously thats a great opportunity and it means they definitely like me. Heres the problem: I already have a study abroad trip planned for school. I've been really looking forward to this and I will get great credit. I told the guy this and he didn't seem upset and seemed happy that I could do that. My boss is really nice and understanding about things, and I'm probably worrying over nothing, but I'm afraid I just torpedoed a job with them for next summer.
Actually I would say that helps you, taking the trip, it shows that you plan for the future and keep commitments that you have made. Also, since it's something you will be getting school credit from it's actually showing that you are even taking that break as a serious thing to further your schooling.
I would think a penchant for planning would be looked upon as a favorable personality characteristic in your chosen profession.
I doubt they'll wait...but this is not to say they won't try to "fit you in" later if you ask to sign on once your traveling is done.
When simultaneously presented with both a known and unknown quantity and asked to make a choice, the smart businessman will usually pick the known quantity. Hint: It's you.
--Patrick
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I'm starting to feel like one of those Marines who brags about how fast they can field strip a weapon. Only for me it's the four carbs on my motorcycle. I keep forgetting to run the damn thing (I don't have insurance on it currently), so something will gum up when I do get around to it, despite stabilizer.
I know one of those guys. He often also says, "You never really leave the Marines," and I said, "Oh, you mean like Hotel California?"
He didn't think it was as funny as I did.
Find a source of non-ethanol gas. Ethanol causes gas to have a shelf life of weeks.
I wonder, should Apple (or some other company) come out with a Smart Watch(TM), whether you will be able to customize it by choosing whether or not it should softly tick with one of dozens of custom Tick-Tones(TM2).
--Patrick
I want mine to sound like grinding gears in a 1979 Fiat.
Leaving for Berlin to go to the Muse concert.See you guys tuesday.
So, you've traveled from the future back to the day of your birth? Cool. Could you give us some stock tips, or sure bets for future events (like to place a bet tomorrow about who will win the next elects, odds should be spectacular! )
Anyway, Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday!
Making your day slightly more awesome.
It's all good, sir! Happy birthday and I hope I didn't offend in the other thread.
Know whats weird? I've had Ratchet and Clank since it came out and I have JUST beaten the main story.
If you're lost and alone
And you're sinking like a stone
Carry on
Carry on what? Sinking? Thanks, guys.
And you're sinking like a stone
Carry on
Carry on what? Sinking? Thanks, guys.