The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

[Yoshimickster]

Damn, really Celt Z? That was a classic Simpsons reference right there.

Speaking of the Simpsons, I frequently have the urge to poor liquid all over my keyboard to destroy it despite me not wanting to destroy my keyboard. BAM-finally said it somewhere.

 

[PatrThom]

I frequently have the urge to poor liquid all over my keyboard to destroy it despite me not wanting to destroy my keyboard. BAM-finally said it somewhere.

The Call of the Void.

--Patrick

 

[fade]

I'm disappointed @Celt Z . I'll need your nerd card.

 

[Celt Z]

Don't lose hope in me yet, guys. That was my fat fingers on my phone. I thought I hit "I get that reference ", until I saw Yoshi's reply. I very much get that reference.

 

[Cheesy1]

. . . stupid sexy fingers . . .

 

[drifter]

Someone needs a dialing wand!

 

[Yoshimickster]

The Call of the Void.

--Patrick

HUZZAH-I am not alone in this!

 

[Squidleybits]

My mother most obnoxiously tells me to think positive all the time and to find the positive in everything and to always look for the good in a bad situation or that things happen for a reason etc.

So I have found one upside to temporarily not being on one of my immune suppressants!! I can get a tattoo without worrying about planning it!

 

[HCGLNS]

Spoiler

SRM 6 (Tandem-Charge ammo) at Catapult CPLT-C4 (Princess); needs 5, rolls 12 : - Direct Blow - 6 tandem charge missile(s) hit (using Left Side table) (w/ +5 bonus).
Catapult CPLT-C4 (Princess) takes 2 damage to LL.
9 Armor remaining.
Critical hit on LL. Roll is (5+2) = 7; no effect.
Catapult CPLT-C4 (Princess) takes 2 damage to RTR.
2 Armor remaining.
Critical hit on RT. Roll is (6+2) = 8; no effect.
Catapult CPLT-C4 (Princess) takes 2 damage to LT (critical).
14 Armor remaining.
Critical hit on LT. Roll is (7+2) = 9; 1 location.
CRITICAL HIT on LRM 20 Ammo (2).
*** LRM 20 Ammo EXPLODES! 40 DAMAGE! ***
>Catapult CPLT-C4 (Princess) suffers catastrophic damage, but the autoeject system was engaged.
Catapult CPLT-C4 (Princess) must make a piloting skill check (landing in a building).
Needs 13 [5 (ejecting) + 5 (Mech is prone) + 1 (automatic ejection) + 2 (landing in a building)], rolls 6 : fails.
Pilot of Catapult CPLT-C4 (Princess) "Seyoum Kamoga" takes 3 damage (3 total hits).
Pilot of Catapult CPLT-C4 (Princess) "Seyoum Kamoga" needs a 3 to stay conscious. Rolls 5 : successful!
Pilot of Catapult CPLT-C4 (Princess) "Seyoum Kamoga" needs a 5 to stay conscious. Rolls 6 : successful!
Pilot of Catapult CPLT-C4 (Princess) "Seyoum Kamoga" needs a 7 to stay conscious. Rolls 5 : blacks out.
The pilot ejects safely!
*** Catapult CPLT-C4 (Princess) DESTROYED by ejection! ***
Catapult CPLT-C4 (Princess) takes 40 damage to LT.
SECTION DESTROYED.
LIMB BLOWN OFF Left Arm blown off.
25 damage transfers to CT.
Critical hit on LT. Roll is (6+4) = 10; 1 location.
CRITICAL HIT on LRM 20 Ammo (6).
*** LRM 20 Ammo EXPLODES! 120 DAMAGE! ***
Catapult CPLT-C4 (Princess) takes 120 damage to LT.
120 damage transfers to CT.
Catapult CPLT-C4 (Princess) takes 120 damage to CT.
SECTION DESTROYED.
Catapult CPLT-C4 (Princess) has taken 6 engine hits this phase.
Checking for engine explosion on 10, roll is 10.
***The safety systems on the engine fail catastrophically resulting in a cascading engine failure!
Start Secondary Damage Report.
Light Standard Building #1034843512 absorbs 26 points of damage.
BUILDING DESTROYED
Light Standard Building #1034843512 absorbs 26 points of damage.
BUILDING DESTROYED
Medium Standard Building #1190982153 absorbs 6 points of damage.
Fire at 2116 was started due to an engine explosion!
Fire started in hex 2116.
Hex 2116: terrain takes 260 damage.
Hex 2115: terrain takes 26 damage.
Hex 2215: terrain takes 26 damage.
Hex 2216: terrain takes 26 damage.
Hex 2117: terrain takes 26 damage.
Hex 2016: terrain takes 26 damage.
Hex 2015: terrain takes 26 damage.
Hex 2217: terrain takes 13 damage.
Hex 2118: terrain takes 13 damage.
Hex 2017: terrain takes 13 damage.
Hex 1917: terrain takes 13 damage.
Hex 1916: terrain takes 13 damage.
Hex 1915: terrain takes 13 damage.
Hex 2014: terrain takes 13 damage.
Hex 2113: terrain takes 6 damage.
Hex 2416: terrain takes 6 damage.
Hex 2318: terrain takes 6 damage.
Hex 2218: terrain takes 6 damage.
Hex 2119: terrain takes 6 damage.
Hex 2018: terrain takes 6 damage.
Hex 1918: terrain takes 6 damage.
Hex 1817: terrain takes 6 damage.
Hex 1816: terrain takes 6 damage.
Hex 1815: terrain takes 6 damage.
Hex 2013: terrain takes 6 damage.
Motorized Platoon Hammer Ac/10 (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) is hit for 6 damage!
Infantry is hit by area-effect artillery!!! Damage doubled.
Motorized Platoon Hammer Ac/10 (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) takes 10 damage to MEN.
3 men alive
Infantry is hit by area-effect artillery!!! Damage doubled.
Motorized Platoon Hammer Ac/10 (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) takes 2 damage to MEN.
1 men alive
Saladin Assault Hover Tank (Standard) (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) is hit for 13 damage!
Saladin Assault Hover Tank (Standard) (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) takes 5 damage to FR.
12 Armor remaining.
Chance for motive system damage. Roll is 15; (w/ +5 bonus)
Major damage, vehicle immobile.
Saladin Assault Hover Tank (Standard) (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) takes 5 damage to RS (critical).
0 Armor remaining.
Critical hit on RS. Roll is 8; Crew stunned for 1 turns.
Saladin Assault Hover Tank (Standard) (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) takes 3 damage to RR.
2 Armor remaining.
Chance for motive system damage. Roll is 12; (w/ +5 bonus)
Major damage, vehicle immobile.
Hetzer Wheeled Assault Gun (Standard) (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) is hit for 13 damage!
Hetzer Wheeled Assault Gun (Standard) (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) takes 5 damage to FR.
25 Armor remaining.
Chance for motive system damage. Roll is 13; (w/ +4 bonus)
Major damage, vehicle immobile.
Hetzer Wheeled Assault Gun (Standard) (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) takes 5 damage to FR.
20 Armor remaining.
Chance for motive system damage. Roll is 6; (w/ +4 bonus)
Minor damage, +1 to driving skill rolls.
Hetzer Wheeled Assault Gun (Standard) (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) takes 3 damage to RS.
19 Armor remaining.
Chance for motive system damage. Roll is 15; (w/ +4 bonus)
Major damage, vehicle immobile.
Warhammer WHM-MSH T #3 (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) is hit for 6 damage!
Warhammer WHM-MSH T #3 (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) takes 5 damage to LA.
16 Armor remaining.
Warhammer WHM-MSH T #3 (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) takes 1 damage to CTR.
20 Internal Structure remaining.
Critical hit on CT. Roll is 10; 1 location.
CRITICAL HIT on Engine.
Warhammer WHM-MSH T #2 (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) is hit for 6 damage!
Warhammer WHM-MSH T #2 (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) takes hit at LA (critical), but it is rerolled with edge.
Warhammer WHM-MSH T #2 (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) has 4 edge remaining.
Warhammer WHM-MSH T #2 (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) takes 5 damage to LA.
17 Armor remaining.
Warhammer WHM-MSH T #2 (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) takes 1 damage to LA.
16 Armor remaining.
Hunchback HBK-MSH T (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) is hit for 26 damage!
Hunchback HBK-MSH T (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) takes 5 damage to RT.
Needs 7+ to destroy Searchlight, rolls 4.
13 Armor remaining.
Hunchback HBK-MSH T (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) takes 5 damage to CT.
Needs 7+ to destroy Searchlight, rolls 4.
19 Armor remaining.
Hunchback HBK-MSH T (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) takes 5 damage to LA.
11 Armor remaining.
Hunchback HBK-MSH T (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) takes 5 damage to LT.
Needs 7+ to destroy Searchlight, rolls 9.
Searchlight destroyed!
13 Armor remaining.
Hunchback HBK-MSH T (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) takes 5 damage to LL.
19 Armor remaining.
Hunchback HBK-MSH T (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) takes 1 damage to LL.
18 Armor remaining.
Scorpion SCP-MSH T (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) is hit for 26 damage!
Scorpion SCP-MSH T (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) takes 5 damage to RLL.
18 Armor remaining.
Scorpion SCP-MSH T (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) takes 5 damage to RT.
Needs 7+ to destroy Searchlight, rolls 4.
15 Armor remaining.
Scorpion SCP-MSH T (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) takes 5 damage to RT.
Needs 7+ to destroy Searchlight, rolls 4.
10 Armor remaining.
Scorpion SCP-MSH T (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) takes 5 damage to LT.
Needs 7+ to destroy Searchlight, rolls 8.
Searchlight destroyed!
15 Armor remaining.
Scorpion SCP-MSH T (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) takes 5 damage to RRL.
18 Armor remaining.
Scorpion SCP-MSH T (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) takes 1 damage to LT.
14 Armor remaining.
Thunderbolt TDR-MSH T (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) is hit for 13 damage!
Thunderbolt TDR-MSH T (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) takes 5 damage to LA.
14 Armor remaining.
Thunderbolt TDR-MSH T (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) takes 5 damage to LT.
18 Armor remaining.
Thunderbolt TDR-MSH T (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) takes 3 damage to RT.
17 Armor remaining.
Stalker STK-MSH T2 (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) is hit for 26 damage!
Stalker STK-MSH T2 (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) takes 5 damage to LA.
23 Armor remaining.
Stalker STK-MSH T2 (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) takes 5 damage to CT.
35 Armor remaining.
Stalker STK-MSH T2 (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) takes 5 damage to CT.
30 Armor remaining.
Stalker STK-MSH T2 (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) takes 5 damage to RL.
21 Armor remaining.
Stalker STK-MSH T2 (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) takes 5 damage to RL.
16 Armor remaining.
Stalker STK-MSH T2 (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) takes 1 damage to LA.
22 Armor remaining.
Maultier Hover APC (Standard) (Princess) is hit for 6 damage!
Maultier Hover APC (Standard) (Princess) takes 5 damage to RR.
5 Armor remaining.
Chance for motive system damage. Roll is 9; (w/ +5 bonus)
Moderate damage, +2 to driving skill rolls, -1 MP.
Maultier Hover APC (Standard) (Princess) takes 1 damage to LS.
9 Armor remaining.
Chance for motive system damage. Roll is 13; (w/ +5 bonus)
Major damage, vehicle immobile.
Sentinel STN-3K (Princess) is hit for 13 damage!
Sentinel STN-3K (Princess) takes 5 damage to RL (critical).
SECTION DESTROYED.
4 damage transfers to RT (critical).
Critical hit on RL. Roll is 8; no effect.
Critical hit on RL. Roll is 6; no effect.
Sentinel STN-3K (Princess) takes 4 damage to RT (critical).
6 Armor remaining.
Sentinel STN-3K (Princess) takes 5 damage to RA.
3 Armor remaining.
Sentinel STN-3K (Princess) takes 3 damage to LTR.
2 Armor remaining.
Mongoose MON-66b (Princess) is hit for 13 damage!
Mongoose MON-66b (Princess) takes 5 damage to CT.
7 Armor remaining.
Mongoose MON-66b (Princess) takes 5 damage to RT.
Armor destroyed.
2 Internal Structure remaining.
Critical hit on RT. Roll is 9; 1 location.
CRITICAL HIT on Double Heat Sink.
Mongoose MON-66b (Princess) takes 3 damage to LL (critical).
4 Armor remaining.
Critical hit on LL. Roll is 2; no effect.
Ostscout OTT-7J (Princess) is hit for 26 damage!
Ostscout OTT-7J (Princess) takes 5 damage to RL.
0 Armor remaining.
Ostscout OTT-7J (Princess) takes 5 damage to RL.
3 Internal Structure remaining.
Critical hit on RL. Roll is 5; no effect.
Ostscout OTT-7J (Princess) takes 5 damage to LA.
SECTION DESTROYED.
4 damage transfers to LTR.
Critical hit on LA. Roll is 8; no effect.
Ostscout OTT-7J (Princess) takes 4 damage to LTR.
Armor destroyed.
6 Internal Structure remaining.
Critical hit on LT. Roll is 5; no effect.
Ostscout OTT-7J (Princess) takes 5 damage to LTR.
1 Internal Structure remaining.
Critical hit on LT. Roll is 7; no effect.
Ostscout OTT-7J (Princess) takes 5 damage to RL.
SECTION DESTROYED.
2 damage transfers to RTR.
Critical hit on RL. Roll is 5; no effect.
Ostscout OTT-7J (Princess) takes 2 damage to RTR.
1 Internal Structure remaining.
Critical hit on RT. Roll is 7; no effect.
Ostscout OTT-7J (Princess) takes 1 damage to CTR.
9 Internal Structure remaining.
Critical hit on CT. Roll is 5; no effect.
End Secondary Damage Report.
Critical hit on CT. Roll is (3+4) = 7; no effect.
Ammo explosion damages nearby units.
Start Secondary Damage Report.
Light Standard Building #1034843512 absorbs 6 points of damage.
Light Standard Building #1034843512 absorbs 6 points of damage.
Hex 2116: terrain takes 12 damage.
Hex 2115: terrain takes 6 damage.
Hex 2215: terrain takes 6 damage.
Hex 2216: terrain takes 6 damage.
Hex 2117: terrain takes 6 damage.
Hex 2016: terrain takes 6 damage.
Hex 2015: terrain takes 6 damage.
Hunchback HBK-MSH T (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) is hit for 6 damage!
Hunchback HBK-MSH T (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) takes 5 damage to LA.
6 Armor remaining.
Hunchback HBK-MSH T (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) takes 1 damage to RA.
15 Armor remaining.
Scorpion SCP-MSH T (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) is hit for 6 damage!
Scorpion SCP-MSH T (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) takes 5 damage to FRL.
18 Armor remaining.
Scorpion SCP-MSH T (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) takes 1 damage to LT.
13 Armor remaining.
Stalker STK-MSH T2 (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) is hit for 6 damage!
Stalker STK-MSH T2 (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) takes 5 damage to CT.
25 Armor remaining.
Stalker STK-MSH T2 (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) takes 1 damage to LT.
24 Armor remaining.
Ostscout OTT-7J (Princess) is hit for 6 damage!
Ostscout OTT-7J (Princess) takes 5 damage to RL.
5 damage transfers to RTR.
Ostscout OTT-7J (Princess) takes 5 damage to RTR.
SECTION DESTROYED.
LIMB BLOWN OFF Right Arm blown off.
4 damage transfers to CTR.
Critical hit on RT. Roll is 7; no effect.
Ostscout OTT-7J (Princess) takes 4 damage to CTR.
5 Internal Structure remaining.
Critical hit on CT. Roll is 3; no effect.
Ostscout OTT-7J (Princess) takes 1 damage to LL.
5 Armor remaining.
End Secondary Damage Report.
Pilot of Catapult CPLT-C4 (Princess) "Seyoum Kamoga" has ejected, so no damage is dealt!
Catapult CPLT-C4 (Princess) takes 25 damage to CT.
Ammo explosion damages nearby units.
Start Secondary Damage Report.
Light Standard Building #1034843512 absorbs 2 points of damage.
Light Standard Building #1034843512 absorbs 2 points of damage.
Hex 2116: terrain takes 4 damage.
Hex 2115: terrain takes 2 damage.
Hex 2215: terrain takes 2 damage.
Hex 2216: terrain takes 2 damage.
Hex 2117: terrain takes 2 damage.
Hex 2016: terrain takes 2 damage.
Hex 2015: terrain takes 2 damage.
Hunchback HBK-MSH T (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) is hit for 2 damage!
Hunchback HBK-MSH T (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) takes 2 damage to RT.
11 Armor remaining.
Scorpion SCP-MSH T (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) is hit for 2 damage!
Scorpion SCP-MSH T (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) takes 2 damage to FRL.
16 Armor remaining.
Stalker STK-MSH T2 (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) is hit for 2 damage!
Stalker STK-MSH T2 (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) takes 2 damage to RA.
21 Armor remaining.
Ostscout OTT-7J (Princess) is hit for 2 damage!
Ostscout OTT-7J (Princess) takes 2 damage to RL (critical).
2 damage transfers to RTR (critical).
Ostscout OTT-7J (Princess) takes 2 damage to RTR (critical).
2 damage transfers to CTR (critical).
Ostscout OTT-7J (Princess) takes 2 damage to CTR (critical).
3 Internal Structure remaining.
Critical hit on CT. Roll is 4; no effect.
End Secondary Damage Report.
Pilot of Catapult CPLT-C4 (Princess) "Seyoum Kamoga" has ejected, so no damage is dealt!
Critical hit on LT. Roll is (3+2) = 5; no effect.
Catapult CPLT-C4 (Princess) takes 2 damage to LL.
7 Armor remaining.
Critical hit on LL. Roll is (11+2) = 13; 3 locations.
CRITICAL HIT on Upper Leg.
CRITICAL HIT on Foot.
CRITICAL HIT on Hip.
Catapult CPLT-C4 (Princess) takes 2 damage to HD.
7 Armor remaining.
Critical hit on HD. Roll is (9+2) = 11; 2 locations.
CRITICAL HIT on Life Support.
CRITICAL HIT on Life Support.
Pilot of Catapult CPLT-C4 (Princess) "Seyoum Kamoga" has ejected, so no damage is dealt!
Catapult CPLT-C4 (Princess) takes 2 damage to RTR.
0 Armor remaining.
Critical hit on RT. Roll is (8+2) = 10; 1 location.
CRITICAL HIT on LRM 20 Ammo (6).
*** LRM 20 Ammo EXPLODES! 120 DAMAGE! ***
Catapult CPLT-C4 (Princess) takes 120 damage to RT.
SECTION DESTROYED.
LIMB BLOWN OFF Right Arm blown off.
105 damage transfers to CT.
Critical hit on RT. Roll is (8+4) = 12; 2 locations.
CRITICAL HIT on Jump Jet.
CRITICAL HIT on LRM 20 Ammo (6).
*** LRM 20 Ammo EXPLODES! 120 DAMAGE! ***
Catapult CPLT-C4 (Princess) takes 120 damage to RT.
120 damage transfers to CT.
Catapult CPLT-C4 (Princess) takes 120 damage to CT.
Ammo explosion damages nearby units.
Start Secondary Damage Report.
Light Standard Building #1034843512 absorbs 6 points of damage.
Light Standard Building #1034843512 absorbs 6 points of damage.
Hex 2116: terrain takes 12 damage.
Hex 2115: terrain takes 6 damage.
Hex 2215: terrain takes 6 damage.
Hex 2216: terrain takes 6 damage.
Hex 2117: terrain takes 6 damage.
Hex 2016: terrain takes 6 damage.
Hex 2015: terrain takes 6 damage.
Hunchback HBK-MSH T (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) is hit for 6 damage!
Hunchback HBK-MSH T (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) takes 5 damage to RT.
6 Armor remaining.
Hunchback HBK-MSH T (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) takes hit at HD, but it is rerolled with edge.
Hunchback HBK-MSH T (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) has 2 edge remaining.
Hunchback HBK-MSH T (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) takes 1 damage to CT.
18 Armor remaining.
Scorpion SCP-MSH T (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) is hit for 6 damage!
Scorpion SCP-MSH T (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) takes 5 damage to RRL.
13 Armor remaining.
Scorpion SCP-MSH T (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) takes 1 damage to CT.
24 Armor remaining.
Stalker STK-MSH T2 (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) is hit for 6 damage!
Stalker STK-MSH T2 (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) takes 5 damage to LA.
17 Armor remaining.
Stalker STK-MSH T2 (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) takes 1 damage to LL.
24 Armor remaining.
Ostscout OTT-7J (Princess) is hit for 6 damage!
Ostscout OTT-7J (Princess) takes 5 damage to LL.
0 Armor remaining.
Ostscout OTT-7J (Princess) takes 1 damage to RA.
1 damage transfers to RTR.
Ostscout OTT-7J (Princess) takes 1 damage to RTR.
1 damage transfers to CTR.
Ostscout OTT-7J (Princess) takes 1 damage to CTR.
2 Internal Structure remaining.
Critical hit on CT. Roll is 2; no effect.
End Secondary Damage Report.
Pilot of Catapult CPLT-C4 (Princess) "Seyoum Kamoga" has ejected, so no damage is dealt!
Catapult CPLT-C4 (Princess) takes 105 damage to CT.
Ammo explosion damages nearby units.
Start Secondary Damage Report.
Light Standard Building #1034843512 absorbs 6 points of damage.
Light Standard Building #1034843512 absorbs 6 points of damage.
Hex 2116: terrain takes 12 damage.
Hex 2115: terrain takes 6 damage.
Hex 2215: terrain takes 6 damage.
Hex 2216: terrain takes 6 damage.
Hex 2117: terrain takes 6 damage.
Hex 2016: terrain takes 6 damage.
Hex 2015: terrain takes 6 damage.
Hunchback HBK-MSH T (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) is hit for 6 damage!
Hunchback HBK-MSH T (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) takes 5 damage to RA.
10 Armor remaining.
Hunchback HBK-MSH T (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) takes 1 damage to CT.
17 Armor remaining.
Scorpion SCP-MSH T (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) is hit for 6 damage!
Scorpion SCP-MSH T (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) takes 5 damage to FLL.
18 Armor remaining.
Scorpion SCP-MSH T (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) takes 1 damage to RLL (critical).
17 Armor remaining.
Critical hit on RLL. Roll is 11; 2 locations.
CRITICAL HIT on Hip.
CRITICAL HIT on Foot.
Stalker STK-MSH T2 (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) is hit for 6 damage!
Stalker STK-MSH T2 (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) takes 5 damage to HD.
4 Armor remaining.
Pilot of Stalker STK-MSH T2 (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) "Private L_die Chinaglia" takes 1 damage (1 total hits).
Pilot of Stalker STK-MSH T2 (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) "Private L_die Chinaglia" needs a 3 to stay conscious. Rolls 4 : successful!
Stalker STK-MSH T2 (Maxwell's Silver Hammers) takes 1 damage to CT.
24 Armor remaining.
Ostscout OTT-7J (Princess) is hit for 6 damage!
Ostscout OTT-7J (Princess) takes 5 damage to LTR.
SECTION DESTROYED.
4 damage transfers to CTR.
Critical hit on LT. Roll is 3; no effect.
Ostscout OTT-7J (Princess) takes 4 damage to CTR.
SECTION DESTROYED.
Ostscout OTT-7J (Princess) has taken 5 engine hits this phase.
Checking for engine explosion on 10, roll is 3.
Engine safety systems remain in place.
*** Ostscout OTT-7J (Princess) DESTROYED by damage! ***
Critical hit on CT. Roll is 6; no effect.
Ostscout OTT-7J (Princess) takes 1 damage to RTR.
1 damage transfers to CTR.
Ostscout OTT-7J (Princess) takes 1 damage to CTR.
End Secondary Damage Report.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

All right, Halforumites. I need your help settling the dumbest argument my friend and I have ever had. And it TRULY belongs in the Random CRAP Thread:

Which is the better song about poo?

The Great Mighty Poo, from Conker's Bad Fur Day?


OR

Everything Comes Down to Poo, from the Scrubs Musical episode?




IF YOU DON'T VOTE FOR THE GREAT MIGHTY POO, WE ARE NO LONGER FRIENDS!

 

[Dave]

Everything comes down to poo. No question.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Everything comes down to poo. No question.

You're dead to me.

I CAN'T LOSE THIS ARGUMENT.

 

[Dave]

Sorry, man. The Scrubs one is just silly and fun while the other is trying too hard. I realize what game it's coming from and how over the top the whole thing is, but I prefer the light-heartedness of the Scrubs song.

 

[Gruebeard]

I ain't voting.

 

[PatrThom]

I've never seen Scrubs and sure as shtuff ain't gonna watch it here at work right now, so I must recuse myself.
If anything, I cast one vote in favor of having Samuel L. Jackson make an audiobook version of "Everybody Poops."

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

"Everybody Poops."

--Patrick

 

[Null]

Everything comes down to poo. No question.

Everything comes down to poo is definitely the better poo song.[DOUBLEPOST=1503594494,1503594463][/DOUBLEPOST]

You're dead to me.

I CAN'T LOSE THIS ARGUMENT.

Well, you say that...

 

[blotsfan]

I vote Abe Vigoda.

 

[mikerc]

I have never been more tempted to sign up for twitter than to allow me to vote for The Great Mighty Poo!

 

[HCGLNS]

You door knob humping fuck wits.

Mr Hankey.

Toilet flushed bitches.

 

[Emrys]

I have never been more tempted to sign up for twitter than to allow me to vote for The Great Mighty Poo!

Until I read the thread, I thought you were talking about Donald Trump.

 

[drifter]

Red bean paste gets a bum rap. Dorayaki is awesome.

 

[HCGLNS]

Red beans and rice didn't miss her.

 

[Squidleybits]

How very random and crappy of all of you.

 

[Dei]

Since I know we have some Laura Bailey and/or Claudia Black fans here.

 

[HCGLNS]

I should watch a Lionel Ritchie video.

 

[DarkAudit]

Since I know we have some Laura Bailey and/or Claudia Black fans here.

Minus points for not getting that guy to do the deep "you and I".

 

[Dei]

Minus points for not getting that guy to do the deep "you and I".

That's Laura Bailey's husband.

 

[Frank]

Claudia Black is unequivocally, the best.

Also, I hate that Great Mighty Poo song so the Scrubs wins by default. Everything from Conker's Bad Fur Day is cringeworthy.

 

[bhamv3]

"Ooh! Laura Bailey and Claudia Black! I love their voices! I'm gonna watch these videos!"

...

...

"Huh."

 

[WasabiPoptart]

That's Laura Bailey's husband.

aka Col. Roy Mustang

 

[Dei]

My daughter tested up to 6th grade accelerated math, but they might end up bumping her up to 7th grade accelerated math because she scored so high. I'm not really surprised because she was doing 6th grade math last year in addition to the 5th grade math that she found endlessly boring.

 

[HCGLNS]

It's the day before Saturday!!!!

 

[Bubble181]

It's the day before Saturday!!!!

No it isn't. It's Saturday already

 

[Celt Z]

It's the day before Saturday!!!!

...you rang?