House show report.
Byron Saxton was our MC/Ring announcer. Referees were Charles Robinson (li'l Naitch) and Rod Zapata. Before the show started we were invited to tweet and text pictures and things to display on video board. As well as vote on how the Bella Twins and Eva Marie
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vs Aksana, Alicia Fox, and Laylah would be played out. Our options were a 6-woman tag match or a dance off.
Before the wrestling we're treated to some pre-recorded promos from Damian Sandow and Jack Swagger. Damian was telling us to be polite and stand up and clap for him. Swagger was talking on the phone with Zeb who wasn't showing up at "this town" because Zeb doesn't like "this town" at which points Swagger notices the camera, hangs up, and reminds us all to cheer and to stand up straight and tall. Put our hands over our hearts, and say in a loud clear voice, "WE THE PEOPLE"
First match was a triple threat match for the Intercontinental Championship. Big E
Langston vs Kofi Kinston vs the Miz. It was fun watching Big E truck people. Sadly I couldn't get a five chant going. It was a title match at a house show. I'll let you figure out who won.
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Next up the 6-Diva tag match. Eva Marie is the absolute worst person I've ever seen in the ring, and I watch Botchamania regularly. No believable offense, inability to sell anything, and a botch on the one thing she attempted more complicated than a sholder tackle. The pop the Total Divas got made me sad for humanity. I made sure to boo as loud as I could. Total Divas picked up the win against Aksana the Terminator and her teammates. I forget who got the pinfall. Who cares.
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Real Americans in the building!
Antonio Cesaro, Jack Swagger, and Zeb Colter come down to the ring, and Zeb picks up a microphone. Not going to lie, these guys are great, and Zeb was possibly the best part of the show. He mentioned how glad he was to be in South Carolina (boo). When corrected by Swagger he says who cares, the Carolinas are the same anyway (BOO). Zeb wonders why the crowd is so irritated as to be booing him, then assumes it's because none of our basketball teams are still in the tournament. Quick aside, this is evidence that Dutch Mantell has worked around the south for decades. If he had named a specific school 2/3 of the crowd would have been cheering him. College Basketball is serious business in this state. One corny joke later and Zeb Colter threatens to send Jack Swagger into the crowd to slap "each and every one of you" across the face if we boo him one more time, then decides other wise because he'd rather have Jack in the ring to slap their opponent instead.
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Their opponents are R-Truth and fake geek girl Xavier Woods. I hate both of them It was fun watching the Real Americans beat them. 8 complete rotation on the Giant Swing (and I counted correctly).
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Daniel Bryan vs Kane was our main event before the intermission. Bryan went after Kane to fast for me to try and get a Hug it out or Hell No chant going. Decent match, about what you'd expect. Ended in DQ when Ryback came out (in his only appearance) and started attacking Daniel Bryan. Bryan fights back and just when he starts losing...
SIERRA HOTEL INDIA ECHO LIMA DELTA!
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The Shield run out from the side of the stage to rescue Bryan. We get to see a Superman Punch (looks awesome) a spear, and dives outside the ring by Rollins and Ambrose. Face Shield is truly something great.
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And that brings us to the intermission, where I will also be taking an intermission to get some actual work done.