[Question] The United States of Halforums (Presidential Election?)

[Espy]

True story my mom wrote an episode of airwolf.

You sir, are my hero for merely being born to that woman.

 

[jwhouk]

The problem we face is that the GM that was running said "election" apparently did not follow us over to HF.

 

[GasBandit]

And it doesn't matter who you vote for, the Gas Bandit will forever run amok.

Well, until I get old, then I'll hobble, or wheel amok.

 

[North_Ranger]

As a Canadian, I'm afraid I cannot vote for President. I'll cast my vote for Prime Minister though.

Contrary to some ultranationalist, isolationist fringe elements, I do believe as a forumite you are entitled to vote, no matter your country of origin.

 

[HCGLNS]

Contrary to some ultranationalist, isolationist fringe elements, I do believe as a forumite you are entitled to vote, no matter your country of origin.

but no grues right?

 

[North_Ranger]

but no grues right?

Technically grues can vote. It's just that they rather eat the voting booth and leave no ticket.

 

[Gusto]

South Park.

 

[Adam]

As a Canadian, I'm afraid I cannot vote for President. I'll cast my vote for Prime Minister though.

We Canadians will have our own election, and then 1812 posts later, we'll have a flame war, resulting in burning down Dave's house.

 

[jwhouk]

I did mention that this was the presidency of the United States of Halforums. NOT of America.

Voting requirements, last we checked, was citizenship in Halforums. Which, if you're able to create a new thread, is the requirement.

Candidacy is another thing, though. Don't think we've checked up on age limits.

 

[SpecialKO]

There are so many candidates here, but I'm leaning towards chunky peanut butter.

 

[Krisken]

Just out of curiosity, who is all running?

 

[jwhouk]

Right now it's me. Amy is the incumbent, but she hasn't announced whether she's running for a second term; Sera hasn't said if she was going to run for the Prez spot.

And I'm still figuring out how we can do this...

 

[Bumble the Boy Wonder]

Obviously Halforums will vote for me, and I shall let them run amok, not doing a thing required of my position at all. And I'll draw dicks.

Soooooo many dicks...

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

how many of these dicks will have been emitted from godzilla's mighty jaws?

 

[PatrThom]

GasBandit still runs amok.

The Hyperspace Beast still lurks.

--Patrick

 

[Terrik]

My avatar is a cat. Who doesn't like cats? Vote for me.

 

[checkeredhat]

Contrary to some ultranationalist, isolationist fringe elements, I do believe as a forumite you are entitled to vote, no matter your country of origin.

In that case I'll cast my vote for whoever is willing to nominate themselves for PRIME MINISTER of Halforums, and shun this USA politcs overtone.

(Come on, let us Canadians vote for a good Prime Minister. We've forgotten what that's like.)

 

[jwhouk]

I just want to go on the record that I have no intention of running for Prime Minister, because that would mean I would have to become a minister first.

And most ministers I know would avoid this place like the plague.

 

[HCGLNS]

I just want to go on the record that I have no intention of running for Prime Minister, because that would mean I would have to become a minister first.

And most ministers I know would avoid this place like the plague.

Great, now I can't get the image of a preaching Optimus Prime out of my noggin.

 

[Adam]

Great, now I can't get the image of a preaching Optimus Prime out of my noggin.

Trolling is the right of all sentient beings.

 

[ElJuski]

uhm, I believe I've stated multiple times I would run for election, then run this place with a fucking iron fist.

 

[Adam]

uhm, I believe I've stated multiple times I would run for election, then run this place with a fucking iron fist.

 

[Airwolf]

Can any other candidate spew blazing lead and Hellfire missiles?

No.

The choice is clear.

 

[LittleSin]

I promise insanity and rambling, Grandpa Simpson style stories for ALL.

 

[ElJuski]

and yet you don't even have the .gifs and images for it. PEH. There are better Simpsons options.

 

[Espy]

I'm honestly not sure how anyone can consider voting for anyone other than Airwolf. Airwolf would make an amazing president and I for one won't let this great opportunity to pass us by.

Airwolf people.

Airwolf.

Also, I think I found a good running mate for Airwolf:

 

[SeraRelm]

And I had all these inspirational recruitment posters ready for the cause...

 

[Ravenpoe]

And I had all these inspirational recruitment posters ready for the cause...

*votes sera*

... I'm sorry, what just happened here?

 

[Krisken]

*votes sera*

... I'm sorry, what just happened here?

Egads, get a grip, man! Spend some time on the internet before you vote so you aren't so impressed with a pair of tits and a giant ball.

 

[GasBandit]

Egads, get a grip, man! Spend some time on the internet before you vote so you aren't so impressed with a pair of tits and a giant ball.

And an ass that would fix an R4 unit's faulty motivator unit.

 

[K.I.T.T.]

AIRWOLF AND KITT!

TWO THAT WON'T QUIT!

 

[ElJuski]

oh hey, a gimic poster, been a while

 

[Gared]

AIRWOLF AND KITT!

TWO THAT WON'T QUIT!

I can get behind this, but only if you appoint Thomas Magnum as the head of the FBI, the A-team as the Joint Chiefs of Staff, and MacGuyver as your chief technology advisor.

 

[Airwolf]

Halforums, lend me your ears!

I have lasers.

Pew pew!

 

[The Announcer]

oh hey, a gimic poster, been a while

Is this really the return of the gimmick poster??

Will our president ever return to claim their rightful place atop the pile of horrible threads littering our once prosperous nation??


Does anyone even remember me??

Will Mr. Burns succeed in taking over Springfield and disposing of Radioactive Man once and for all??

...Find out next time, in our exciting conclusion:

"Fail to the Chief" or "For Whom the Bell Polls!"