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The Video Gamer's Eternal Struggle, summed up in a single photo

Mar 17, 2010#1

GasBandit

via Kotaku:

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Mar 17, 2010#2

Calleja

Wait, that kid is like 12!!

....you go, little 12 year old kid.

Mar 17, 2010#3

Chazwozel

LOL!

"DID YOU GUYS FUCKING SEE ME FRAG THAT ASSHOLE!!! GUYS?!?! guys? guy... AH SICK! Dude that's where coodies come from!"

Mar 17, 2010#4

Calleja

The pic is conflicting because given the dudes' age I assume the girl is definitely not legal.... but that pic makes her look damned attractive.

I'm going to jail, aren't I?

Mar 17, 2010#5

Math242

In before Chris Hansen

Mar 17, 2010#6

GasBandit

Calleja said:
The pic is conflicting because given the dudes' age I assume the girl is definitely not legal.... but that pic makes her look damned attractive.

I'm going to jail, aren't I?

Mar 17, 2010#7

sixpackshaker

Have a seat over here.

Mar 17, 2010#8

GasBandit

Math242 said:
In before Chris Hansen

Damn, literally.

Mar 17, 2010#9

Calleja

Oh come on, you have to admit that a) you can't quite tell her age from that pic and b) she does look damned attractive with those shorts and position and...

sigh, never mind *lifts wrists up together ready to be cuffed*

Mar 17, 2010#10

Iaculus

Calleja said:
The pic is conflicting because given the dudes' age I assume the girl is definitely not legal.... but that pic makes her look damned attractive.

I'm going to jail, aren't I?

Don't worry, Icarus, we understand. I'm sure she's mature for her age.

...

REVERSAL! GLORIOUS REVERSAL!

Mar 17, 2010#11

Calleja

gorram it!

Mar 17, 2010#12

Espy

Calleja said:
gorram it!

Yeah you kinda opened the door for that one.

Perv.

Mar 17, 2010#13

Allen, who is Quiet

So Calleja wants a little lamb?

Mar 17, 2010#14

Calleja

so NO ONE else sees that pic and gets a male brain "ooh, she's hot" reaction?

SERIOUSLY?

Mar 17, 2010#15

GasBandit

Mar 17, 2010#16

Allen, who is Quiet

Calleja said:
so NO ONE else sees that pic and gets a male brain "ooh, she's hot" reaction?

SERIOUSLY?

Seriously, Humbert.

Mar 17, 2010#17

Cajungal

Mar 17, 2010#18

Calleja

Shit. My hormones can't be THAT out of control, can they?

Mar 17, 2010#19

sixpackshaker

Mar 17, 2010#20

Calleja

According to the "half your age plus 7" rule, the minimum acceptable age for me is 19.5

I do think she looks 19 and a half. u_u

Mar 17, 2010#21

sixpackshaker

Calleja said:
According to the "half your age plus 7" rule, the minimum acceptable age for me is 19.5

I do think she looks 19 and a half. u_u

so you like girls that are pedophiles.

Mar 17, 2010#22

Dave

I think if the dude didn't look so young you'd be fine. But if she's the same age as him...

Mar 17, 2010#23

Calleja

Hey, whatever she does on her own time...

Mar 17, 2010#24

Allen, who is Quiet

Calleja said:
According to the "half your age plus 7" rule, the minimum acceptable age for me is 19.5

I do think she looks 19 and a half. u_u

Mar 17, 2010#25

GasBandit

Calleja said:
According to the "half your age plus 7" rule, the minimum acceptable age for me is 19.5

I do think she looks 19 and a half. u_u

14. Tops.

Mar 17, 2010#26

Dave

Sometimes threads take on a hilarious life of their own.

Mar 17, 2010#27

Calleja

Hey, ignore the guy she's smooching and she seriously looks old enough to show me a thing or two.

Mar 17, 2010#28

Fun Size

That picture is awesome. And Calleja, stay the hell away from my daughter. She's only seven, so you'd guess around fourteen, and either way it's wrong like an alter boy with a dirty secret.

Mar 17, 2010#29

Allen, who is Quiet

Calleja said:
Hey, ignore the guy she's smooching and she seriously looks old enough to show me a thing or two.

You should marry her mom in order to get closer to her, Humbert.

Mar 17, 2010#30

Calleja

SEE?!

Mar 17, 2010#31

Espy

Allen said:
Hey, ignore the guy she's smooching and she seriously looks old enough to show me a thing or two.

You should marry her mom in order to get closer to her, Humbert.[/QUOTE]

I am rolling with laughter here. Rolling.

Mar 17, 2010#32

Allen, who is Quiet

Now you want to arrange poop on the dudes' faces?

Mar 17, 2010#33

Fun Size

Oh god, he's altered the picture to make the girl make out with him instead.

IS THERE NO DEPTHS TO WHICH YOU WILL NOT PLUME, YOU FILTHY, FILTHY MAN!?

EDIT: Dammit Allen, no fair being faster/funnier than me.

Mar 17, 2010#34

Calleja

I have no hair u_u

Mar 17, 2010#35

Allen, who is Quiet

Calleja said:
I have no hair u_u

Mar 17, 2010#36

Hylian

this thread is both hilarious and a bit disturbing.

keep it up :thumbsup:

Mar 17, 2010#37

makare

Maybe they share the chick and trade off while the other plays.

Mar 17, 2010#38

Calleja

See? she's a freak, then, which makes her mature enou--...

Never mind, the "mature enough" argument is too Iaculus-y.

err, Icarus-y.

Mar 17, 2010#39

Iaculus

Calleja said:
I have no hair u_u

Neither does she.

Perv.

Mar 17, 2010#40

Fun Size

makare1 said:
Maybe they share the chick and trade off while the other plays.

It's like a fighting game, where the loser has to switch to video games.

I hope for the gamer's sake, the chick loses.

Mar 17, 2010#41

GasBandit

Iaculus;355773][QUOTE=Calleja said:
I have no hair u_u

Neither does she.

Perv.[/QUOTE]

That reminds me, I have to go scrub the blood out of my clown suit.

Mar 17, 2010#42

Calleja

Iaculus;355773][QUOTE=Calleja said:
I have no hair u_u

Neither does she.

Perv.[/QUOTE]

She's got boobs, she definitely has hair too u_u

Mar 17, 2010#43

makare

Calleja;355777][QUOTE=Iaculus;355773][QUOTE=Calleja said:
I have no hair u_u

Neither does she.

Perv.[/QUOTE]

She's got boobs, she definitely has hair too u_u[/QUOTE]

Yeah now you are freaking ME out.

Mar 17, 2010#44

Allen, who is Quiet

Careful Humbert, if you smother her, she'll run away to Alaska.

Mar 17, 2010#45

sixpackshaker

Poor Quilty

Mar 17, 2010#46

Cajungal

Calleja, calleja... shhhhhh.

Mar 17, 2010#47

Calleja

makare1;355779][QUOTE=Calleja;355777][QUOTE=Iaculus;355773][QUOTE=Calleja said:
I have no hair u_u

Neither does she.

Perv.[/QUOTE]

She's got boobs, she definitely has hair too u_u[/QUOTE]

Yeah now you are freaking ME out.[/QUOTE]

I mean in HER particular case, I'm not saying that's the rule for acceptable ageness.

Mar 17, 2010#48

Bones

Mar 17, 2010#49

Allen, who is Quiet

He recalls Anna, in that summer, by the beach. They were 13. It's different now. Then, they were equals.

Mar 17, 2010#50

makare

Calleja;355785][QUOTE=makare1;355779][QUOTE=Calleja;355777][QUOTE=Iaculus;355773][QUOTE=Calleja said:
I have no hair u_u

Mar 17, 2010#51

GasBandit

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you, Callejavision! Now you can live in his world!

Mar 17, 2010#52

doomdragon6

Yes, she's hot.

You can stop digging your hole, Calleja.

Mar 17, 2010#53

Baerdog

If only he was digging her hole right?

:rimshot:

Mar 17, 2010#54

Silver Jelly

I just answered in the minor rant thread, without having seen the picture.

I know twenty-something years old girls that look more or less like this one...

Mar 17, 2010#55

Andromache

Calleja-echii, how does "being skinny + having a clear complexion = attractive?

Mar 17, 2010#56

sixpackshaker

Crone said:
Calleja-echii, how does "being skinny + having a clear complexion = attractive?

That is pretty much the definition of attractiveness in the "Western World"

Mar 17, 2010#57

Baerdog

Or at least part of it.

Maybe Crone likes fat chicks with huge zits.

Mar 17, 2010#58

Andromache

sixpackshaker;355820][QUOTE=Crone said:
Calleja-echii, how does "being skinny + having a clear complexion = attractive?

That is pretty much the definition of attractiveness in the "Western World"[/QUOTE]

regardless of age? 0.o

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Baerdog7 said:
Or at least part of it.

Maybe Crone likes fat chicks with huge zits.

if that were true, we'd be dating.

Mar 17, 2010#59

GasBandit

Why do the japanese think debilitating snaggle-toothiness is cute?

Why ask why?

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Mar 17, 2010#60

Baerdog

Crone;355822][QUOTE=sixpackshaker;355820][QUOTE=Crone said:
Calleja-echii, how does "being skinny + having a clear complexion = attractive?

That is pretty much the definition of attractiveness in the "Western World"[/QUOTE]

regardless of age? 0.o

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Baerdog7 said:
Or at least part of it.

Maybe Crone likes fat chicks with huge zits.

if that were true, we'd be dating.[/QUOTE]
You want my number?

Mar 17, 2010#61

makare

baer I feel I have missed something here....

Mar 17, 2010#62

Andromache

Baerdog7;355826][QUOTE=Crone;355822][QUOTE=sixpackshaker;355820][QUOTE=Crone said:
Calleja-echii, how does "being skinny + having a clear complexion = attractive?

That is pretty much the definition of attractiveness in the "Western World"[/QUOTE]

regardless of age? 0.o

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Baerdog7 said:
Or at least part of it.

Maybe Crone likes fat chicks with huge zits.

if that were true, we'd be dating.[/QUOTE]
You want my number?[/QUOTE]

"if that were true" ≠ "true" in this instance, so no.

Mar 17, 2010#63

Baerdog

makare, there's something I need to tell you. Despite everything I've told you before, I'm actually a fat lesbian with bad skin. I'm sorry for lying to you, can you forgive me?

Mar 17, 2010#64

Andromache

Baerdog7 said:
makare, there's something I need to tell you. Despite everything I've told you before, I'm actually a fat lesbian with bad skin. I'm sorry for lying to you, can you forgive me?

considering how many men *insist* they are lesbians, I can see this.

Mar 17, 2010#65

Gusto

I've been drinking on and off for almost 11 hours and I'm not ready for this thread.

Mar 17, 2010#66

GasBandit

Gusto said:
I've been drinking on and off for almost 11 hours and I'm not ready for this thread.

Milk was a bad choice.

Mar 17, 2010#67

Gusto

GasBandit;355837][QUOTE=Gusto said:
I've been drinking on and off for almost 11 hours and I'm not ready for this thread.

Milk was a bad choice.[/QUOTE]

It's turning into a real problem.

Mar 17, 2010#68

Tinwhistler

Calleja said:
Shit. My hormones can't be THAT out of control, can they?

Mar 17, 2010#69

sixpackshaker

+1 internet for Tin

Mar 17, 2010#70

makare

Baerdog7 said:
makare, there's something I need to tell you. Despite everything I've told you before, I'm actually a fat lesbian with bad skin. I'm sorry for lying to you, can you forgive me?

I don't know. The bad skin is such a surprise....

Mar 17, 2010#71

Baerdog

Crone;355832][QUOTE=Baerdog7 said:
makare, there's something I need to tell you. Despite everything I've told you before, I'm actually a fat lesbian with bad skin. I'm sorry for lying to you, can you forgive me?

considering how many men *insist* they are lesbians, I can see this.[/QUOTE]
It's true, I do love the women and the women love me. :hump:

makare1 said:
I don't know. The bad skin is such a surprise....

I've been talking to my dermatologist though and he's gonna put me on some meds to help get it under control.

Mar 17, 2010#72

Null

Hmmm. Well, I'm definitely fat, I have okay skin I think, but I'm most definitely not a lesbian. We just share some of the same interests.

Mar 17, 2010#73

makare

Baerdog7;355848][QUOTE=Crone;355832][QUOTE=Baerdog7 said:
makare, there's something I need to tell you. Despite everything I've told you before, I'm actually a fat lesbian with bad skin. I'm sorry for lying to you, can you forgive me?

considering how many men *insist* they are lesbians, I can see this.[/QUOTE]
It's true, I do love the women and the women love me. :hump:

[/QUOTE]

Aw yeah sexy time... see it is possible to have your games and sexy time too.

Mar 17, 2010#74

rabbitgod

Thank you everybody. This week has been a little ruff.

Not as ruff as the prison time Calleja is going to have, but still.

Mar 17, 2010#75

Shegokigo

Calleja said:
so NO ONE else sees that pic and gets a male brain "ooh, she's hot" reaction?

SERIOUSLY?

Dunno if it helps, but I was oogling her too. *shrug*

Mar 17, 2010#76

Andromache

Tinwhistler;355839][QUOTE=Calleja said:
Shit. My hormones can't be THAT out of control, can they?

Scary video[/QUOTE]

that's... just really messed up. I am failling to parse the little girls with the little guys standing around. Tin... damnit now I have to find my therapists #.

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Shegokigo;355911][QUOTE=Calleja said:
so NO ONE else sees that pic and gets a male brain "ooh, she's hot" reaction?

SERIOUSLY?

Dunno if it helps, but I was oogling her too. *shrug*[/QUOTE]

___

Mar 17, 2010#77

fade

I also never understood the whole "I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body" joke. That means you think of yourself as a girl who likes other girls, which I don't think you were trying to convey. Unless you're transgendered and a lesbian.

Mar 17, 2010#78

Philosopher B.

That girl looks about as old as my kid sister.

Mar 17, 2010#79

Shegokigo

fade said:
I also never understood the whole "I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body" joke. That means you think of yourself as a girl who likes other girls, which I don't think you were trying to convey. Unless you're transgendered and a lesbian.

That's pretty much the definition of a transgendered lesbian. You answered your own question.

Mar 17, 2010#80

fade

Yeah, but most of the people who say that aren't. That was my point.

Mar 17, 2010#81

Baerdog

I think you're reading into this thread waaaaaay too much.

Mar 18, 2010#82

@Li3n

fade said:
I also never understood the whole "I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body" joke. That means you think of yourself as a girl who likes other girls, which I don't think you were trying to convey. Unless you're transgendered and a lesbian.

We just want to be pretty, like women are... don't judge us.

Or something...

Mar 18, 2010#83

HowDroll

Hey, Calleja! I found another picture of her... would you like to see?

Mar 18, 2010#84

@Li3n

HowDroll said:
Hey, Calleja! I found another picture of her... would you like to see?

Nah, she's at least 17... way too old.

Mar 18, 2010#85

GasBandit

Updated version:

Mar 18, 2010#86

HowDroll

@Li3n;356147][QUOTE=HowDroll said:
Hey, Calleja! I found another picture of her... would you like to see?

Nah, she's at least 17... way too old.[/QUOTE]

Way to pick up the reference

Mar 18, 2010#87

Calleja

@Li3n;356147][QUOTE=HowDroll said:
Hey, Calleja! I found another picture of her... would you like to see?

Nah, she's at least 17... way too old.[/QUOTE]

That's Lolita, you philistine.

Mar 18, 2010#88

Tinwhistler

HowDroll;356507][QUOTE=@Li3n;356147][QUOTE=HowDroll said:
Hey, Calleja! I found another picture of her... would you like to see?

Nah, she's at least 17... way too old.[/QUOTE]

Way to pick up the reference

[/QUOTE]

You should have probably used a more modern media reference.

Mar 18, 2010#89

Gusto

This brief synopsis brought to you by dinosaurs:

Mar 18, 2010#90

Andromache

is it sad thatthe comic summary was more entertaining?

Mar 18, 2010#91

Null

I've never read that novel. I wonder if it's worth doing so, just as a piece of fiction.

Mar 18, 2010#92

filmfanatic

I've heard that the novel is quite good.

Also, regarding the picture, at the angle she's seated she does look like she's around 16. Still a bit icky depending on how old you are, but at least I can understand Calleja's conundrum. Still, I wouldn't give a try to her without getting an age. Too low and you're entering Humbert territory.

Mar 18, 2010#93

Null

It's just the rather creepy way it was said. You can say, "She makes me wish I was that young again," or "Well, if I were that kid, I'd be going for it too." Both of those indicate that you find the girl attractive, but it's not as creepy. Why? Because a teenager with a teenager isn't creepy, it's appropriate. But a grown man looking at a school-age girl and saying, "Yeah, I'd hit it," as he is now instead of when he was that age, IS creepy.

I think that girl's well on the way to becoming a very attractive woman, and if I was 14 or 15 or however old those kids are, I'd probably be crushing like hell.

But she's a kid, and I'm over 30. They're too young to be into. After a certain point, you just don't feel it anymore. Shit, that 19 year old that was crushing on my last year was too young.

Mar 18, 2010#94

HowDroll

The novel is FANTASTIC. You expect it to be icky, and of course it is, but it's also one of the most brilliant and intelligent pieces of fiction ever written (at least in my learned opinion.) Nabokov is a master of wordplay, allusions, and dry wit. I'd even go so far as to say that he's one of the best since Shakespeare, certainly up there at least with Joyce.

Mar 18, 2010#95

ElJuski

books are for elitist morons

Mar 18, 2010#96

Iaculus

ElJuski said:
books are for elitist morons

Damn straight.

Those Dan Brown readers, amirite?

Mar 18, 2010#97

Calleja

Humans are all backwards, how can books be older than computers when they're so much faster?

Mar 18, 2010#98

ElJuski

Iaculus;356570][QUOTE=ElJuski said:
books are for elitist morons

Damn straight.

Those Dan Brown readers, amirite?[/QUOTE]

nobody should read a book ever

Mar 18, 2010#99

Calleja

You people should read more Umberto Eco. For reals.

Mar 18, 2010#100

Null

Joyce is more dense and impenetrable than the Amazon rainforest. In both cases, you need to use a chainsaw.

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