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There is a girl at the table next to me in Panera wearing a short skirt...

Oct 6, 2009#1

HowDroll

who keeps crossing and uncrossing her legs.

She's pretty hot, too.

Just thought I'd share. I'm pretty entertained right now.

Oct 6, 2009#2

Shegokigo

HowDroll said:
who keeps crossing and uncrossing her legs.

She's pretty hot, too.

Just thought I'd share. I'm pretty entertained right now.

You gonna keep staring or come over here? I think I'm being obvious enough no? :slywink:

Oct 6, 2009#3

Vytamindi

We have a new art teacher this year and she's ALWAYS wearing pretty blouses and pencil skirts with a high waisted belt.

And she is sooooo curvy!!!! And those heels....

I can't tell if I just like her style or if I'm a lil' bi.

I think everyone's a lil' bicurious.

Oct 6, 2009#4

sixpackshaker

Pic's or it didn't happen.

Oct 6, 2009#5

Shegokigo

Vytamindi said:
We have a new art teacher this year and she's ALWAYS wearing pretty blouses and pencil skirts with a high waisted belt.

And she is sooooo curvy!!!! And those heels....

I can't tell if I just like her style or if I'm a lil' bi.

I think everyone's a lil' bicurious.

Let's figure that one out for you eh?
:unibrow:

Oct 6, 2009#6

Vytamindi

My spider senses tell me that Shego has a very fashionable look

:whistling:

Oct 6, 2009#7

Kitty Sinatra

HowDroll said:
who keeps crossing and uncrossing her legs.

She's pretty hot, too.

Just thought I'd share. I'm pretty entertained right now.

It's you, isn't it?

Oct 6, 2009#8

HowDroll

Gruebeard;270082][quote=HowDroll said:
who keeps crossing and uncrossing her legs.

She's pretty hot, too.

Just thought I'd share. I'm pretty entertained right now.

It's you, isn't it?[/QUOTE]

Yes, I always entertain myself by wearing a short skirt and flashing my panties at random strangers at Panera.

The best part is that she has no idea that she's doing it

Oct 6, 2009#9

sixpackshaker

HowDroll;270084][quote=Gruebeard;270082][quote=HowDroll said:
who keeps crossing and uncrossing her legs.

She's pretty hot, too.

Just thought I'd share. I'm pretty entertained right now.

It's you, isn't it?[/QUOTE]

Yes, I always entertain myself by wearing a short skirt and flashing my panties at random strangers at Panera.

The best part is that she has no idea that she's doing it

[/QUOTE]

I doubt that.

Oct 6, 2009#10

Shegokigo

HowDroll said:
Yes, I always entertain myself by wearing a short skirt and flashing my panties at random strangers at Panera.

The best part is that she has no idea that she's doing it

I'm well aware, the question is, why haven't you gotten up and come over yet?:boink:

Oct 6, 2009#11

bhamv3

sixpackshaker said:
Pic's or it didn't happen.

Quoted for truth. And for desperate desire.

Oct 6, 2009#12

HowDroll

Is taking pictures of strangers in coffee shops and posting them on an internet forum for strangers to drool over considered creepy?

Oct 6, 2009#13

Baerdog

I think only if she catches you in the act.

Oct 6, 2009#14

HowDroll

Baerdog7 said:
I think only if she catches you in the act.

She won't. More worried about the dudes behind me.

Oct 6, 2009#15

Kitty Sinatra

Yes.

But it's not anywhere close to fucking a 14 year old, so we won't judge you.

Oct 6, 2009#16

Baerdog

So has Icarus become the benchmark by which this forum now measures creepiness?

Oct 6, 2009#17

Espy

Baerdog7 said:
So has Icarus become the benchmark by which this forum now measures creepiness?

You got a better one?

Oct 6, 2009#18

drawn_inward

Damn it panera is expensive.

And, I'm sure she knows what she's doing and/or doesn't care.

Oct 6, 2009#19

Gusto

I have no idea what Panera is but this is a pretty decent story.

She could be your Alejandra!

Oct 6, 2009#20

HowDroll

drawn_inward said:
Damn it panera is expensive.

And, I'm sure she knows what she's doing and/or doesn't care.

I doubt it. It's not like she's sitting with her legs spread; they're tightly crossed 99% of the time, but it's when she's changing positions that I can see right up her skirt. I'm also the only one with an angle to see it.

She just went and grabbed her laptop and is now sitting with her back to me. You guys might be out of luck.

Oct 6, 2009#21

Chippy

On a side note, it took me this long to realize I was in Shego's HowDroll song. Sweet.

Oct 6, 2009#22

Baerdog

Espy;270105][quote=Baerdog7 said:
So has Icarus become the benchmark by which this forum now measures creepiness?

You got a better one?[/QUOTE]

Nope, not off the top of my head.

Oct 6, 2009#23

The Lovely Boehner

Espy;270105][quote=Baerdog7 said:
So has Icarus become the benchmark by which this forum now measures creepiness?

You got a better one?[/QUOTE]

Tinwhistler, maybe.

Gusto said:
I have no idea what Panera is but this is a pretty decent story.

I've seen them all over, but just vaguely know they involve bread and sandwiches maybe? And are overpriced now.

HowDroll said:
who keeps crossing and uncrossing her legs.

She's pretty hot, too.

Just thought I'd share. I'm pretty entertained right now.

Is she also wearing a long jacket? This is important.

Oct 6, 2009#24

Singularity.EXE

You can always go with the "pretend to be on your cellphone, walk by her, take a picture" technique. As long as your phone doesn't make that "Click" sound you are in the clear.

Where does that put me on the I.C Scale?

Oct 6, 2009#25

Baerdog

And if your phone normally does make a click sound you could always change that in settings or set your phone to silent mode.

Oct 6, 2009#26

Espy

Charlie Dont Surf;270125][quote=Espy;270105][quote=Baerdog7 said:
So has Icarus become the benchmark by which this forum now measures creepiness?

You got a better one?[/QUOTE]

Tinwhistler, maybe.[/QUOTE]

I dunno but if we give this thread enough time...

Oct 6, 2009#27

HowDroll

Singularity.EXE said:
You can always go with the "pretend to be on your cellphone, walk by her, take a picture" technique. As long as your phone doesn't make that "Click" sound you are in the clear.

Where does that put me on the I.C Scale?

I could get a great shot from my table here. There is a corner table of four guys behind me, though, and they'll definitely see if I try to take a picture. As it is, I'm pretty sure they're reading over my shoulder. Then again, I'm always paranoid about that, so who knows.

Oct 6, 2009#28

Singularity.EXE

HowDroll;270132][quote=Singularity.EXE said:
You can always go with the "pretend to be on your cellphone, walk by her, take a picture" technique. As long as your phone doesn't make that "Click" sound you are in the clear.

Where does that put me on the I.C Scale?

Oct 6, 2009#29

Gusto

Charlie said what I refrained myself from saying. And now I have that song in my head.

Oct 6, 2009#30

HowDroll

Charlie Dont Surf said:
Is she also wearing a long jacket? This is important.

She is now, after she went to her car to get her laptop.

Oct 6, 2009#31

ElJuski

I started reading this thread as "Hot for teacher" started playing on shuffle.

:3

Oct 6, 2009#32

Shakey

So... What color are they?

Oct 6, 2009#33

Chippy

ElJuski said:
I started reading this thread as "Hot for teacher" started playing on shuffle.

:3

Get your balls-where-your-mouth-should-be face out of this thread.

Oct 6, 2009#34

drawn_inward

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation
I want a girl with good dividends

Oct 6, 2009#35

Shegokigo

Well yeah I got my laptop, how do you think I'm posting? I turned my back cause you were just not getting the hint. :humph:

Oct 6, 2009#36

HowDroll

Shegokigo said:
Well yeah I got my laptop, how do you think I'm posting? I turned my back cause you were just not getting the hint. :humph:

Shego, if you rocked a mini skirt like that and happened to be in Chicago at a Panera across from me, let's just say my boyfriend would be a very, very unhappy man :hump:

---------- Post added at 12:59 PM ---------- Previous post was at 12:54 PM ----------

The good news: the men behind me left and she switched seats to let another woman join them.

The bad news: I'm not at at a good angle anymore.

Regardless, a pic of what I've been enjoying all morning is forthcoming. No face, because... yeah. You'll have to take my word that she's gorgeous.

Oct 6, 2009#37

Shegokigo

Chicago? I've been there before. 33hr bus ride... hmm seems worth it to me. :slywink:

*waits on pic* :drool:

Oct 6, 2009#38

HowDroll

Sorry that it's not the pic I know you all REALLY want to see, but it's the best I can do.

Oct 6, 2009#39

ElJuski

Chippy;270148][quote=ElJuski said:
I started reading this thread as "Hot for teacher" started playing on shuffle.

:3

Get your balls-where-your-mouth-should-be face out of this thread.[/QUOTE]

GRRRR >:/

Oct 6, 2009#40

Hylian

how can you stand using the default style for the board?

Oct 6, 2009#41

Allen, who is Quiet

that is a nice design on the glass

Oct 6, 2009#42

ElJuski

also, Yeah she's aiiiight

Oct 6, 2009#43

Shegokigo

Nom nom! She was facing you from that short of a distance and pulling a Ms. Stone? Oh that was intentional for sure.

Oct 6, 2009#44

sixpackshaker

That has to be the first time that "Pic's or it didn't happen" actually worked on this board.

Oct 6, 2009#45

HowDroll

That girl was smokin', amirite?

Because about 30 seconds after I posted the picture, the fire alarm went off and smoke started pouring through the vents :laugh: I left just as the fire department was coming. You bastards are LUCKY.

Oct 6, 2009#46

Tinwhistler

hard to tell with the jacket on, but she seems a little on the skinny side.

That's not to say I wouldn't have appreciated a good panty shot regardless.

Oct 6, 2009#47

HowDroll

Tinwhistler said:
hard to tell with the jacket on, but she seems a little on the skinny side.

That's not to say I wouldn't have appreciated a good panty shot regardless.

She was definitely slim, but not in a gross bony way.

Oct 6, 2009#48

KCWM

Shit, if this is gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes

Oct 6, 2009#49

Allen, who is Quiet

I feel the need to report that google ads for this thread include "Become a Math Teacher"

Oct 6, 2009#50

Cajungal

Mine's a teddy bear with a sign that says, "Make some money." :confused:

Oct 6, 2009#51

HowDroll

Girls Short Skirts
Shop the Children's Shop At Your Local JCPenney Store
JCPenney.com

:rofl:

Oct 6, 2009#52

The Lovely Boehner

yo, posted by a girl or not, this thread and taking pictures of anyone without their consent is kind of weird.

Oct 6, 2009#53

North_Ranger

I'm being told that women's winter footwear is 30% off at UGG.

Also... I'd hit that. Like the fist of a moderately cheesed-off deity.

Oct 6, 2009#54

Shegokigo

Charlie Dont Surf said:
yo, posted by a girl or not, this thread and taking pictures of anyone without their consent is kind of weird.

Weird is gOoOooOooOoOOoood!

Oct 6, 2009#55

drawn_inward

alibaba pedobear

Oct 6, 2009#56

ElJuski

teaching and speaker ads. Huh.

Oct 6, 2009#57

North_Ranger

Now it's a site that sells Levi's online.

Oct 6, 2009#58

Adammon

Charlie Dont Surf said:
yo, posted by a girl or not, this thread and taking pictures of anyone without their consent is kind of weird.

I'm fairly certain HD was taking a picture of her glass of water. Dunno what the rest of you are looking at.

Oct 6, 2009#59

HowDroll

Charlie Dont Surf said:
yo, posted by a girl or not, this thread and taking pictures of anyone without their consent is kind of weird.

Yes, well, please feel more than welcome to find her and inform her. Because, you know, she's easily identifiable from the pic.

Oct 6, 2009#60

Gusto

Crosspost!

Oct 6, 2009#61

Jay

This thread is awesome.

Oct 6, 2009#62

Gusto

Nanananana, nananana NA na.

Oct 6, 2009#63

Jay

Why do people ruin the Montreal chant?

---------- Post added at 08:24 PM ---------- Previous post was at 08:24 PM ----------

ps: i love threads about skirts

Oct 6, 2009#64

Calleja

Wait, icarus did WHAT?

Oct 6, 2009#65

Allen, who is Quiet

Calleja said:
Wait, icarus did WHAT?

see: Hall of Shame

Oct 6, 2009#66

Hailey Knight

HowDroll said:
That girl was smokin', amirite?

Because about 30 seconds after I posted the picture, the fire alarm went off and smoke started pouring through the vents :laugh: I left just as the fire department was coming. You bastards are LUCKY.

Wow, you couldn't write that in a TV show and get away with it.

Oct 6, 2009#67

Alucard

Uh oh uh oh rejection

Oct 6, 2009#68

strawman

HowDroll said:
Sorry that it's not the pic I know you all REALLY want to see, but it's the best I can do.

creeeeeeeeeeeepy...

Now you just need to buy the domain, "Panerabreadgirl.com" and invite people to write odes to her.

Also, interesting to know that Shego is 33 hours away by bus from chicago. That narrows her location down to a wide arc across the US. Couple that with a few other hints...

-Adam

Oct 6, 2009#69

Hailey Knight

We already know Shego lives in CA. She's said so.

Oct 6, 2009#70

HowDroll

escushion said:
We already know Shego lives in CA. She's said so.

I thought she lives in Texas?

Oct 6, 2009#71

Calleja

Uh.. she lives very close to the mexican border in Texas.

And I'VE been gone for a while? sheesh.

Oct 7, 2009#72

Shegokigo

That's right Calle... lead them straight to.....

:twisted:

Oct 7, 2009#73

North_Ranger

Quick, Calleja! Put on this dress!

Oct 7, 2009#74

bhamv3

North_Ranger said:
Quick, Calleja! Put on this dress!

And then jump out this plane!

Oct 7, 2009#75

@Li3n

HowDroll said:
Sorry that it's not the pic I know you all REALLY want to see, but it's the best I can do.

I find your lack of stalker skills disturbing. You should totally attend my stalker seminary... comes with a free stalker for the first month.

yo, posted by a girl or not, this thread and taking pictures of anyone without their consent is kind of weird.

so, you photoshop background people out of all your pics i take it then...

Oct 7, 2009#76

Vytamindi

bhamv3;270647][quote=North_Ranger said:
Quick, Calleja! Put on this dress!

And then jump out this plane![/QUOTE]
While receiving buttsecks from your jump instructor!

Oct 7, 2009#77

Chippy

Vytamindi;270704][quote=bhamv3;270647][quote=North_Ranger said:
Quick, Calleja! Put on this dress!

And then jump out this plane![/QUOTE]
While receiving buttsecks from your jump instructor![/QUOTE]

REMEMBER WHAT YOU'VE PRACTICED

Oct 7, 2009#78

Calleja

I missed you guys

Oct 7, 2009#79

Gusto

HUGS

Oct 7, 2009#80

Vytamindi

:grouphug:

Oct 7, 2009#81

Iaculus

(administers creepy, creepy Internet man-hugs to everyone who fails to get out of the way in time).

Oct 7, 2009#82

Gusto

OH

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

:Leyla:

Oct 7, 2009#83

Jake

Iaculus said:
(administers creepy, creepy Internet man-hugs to everyone who fails to get out of the way in time).

Regardless of age. Oh, wait, that's...

Oct 7, 2009#84

ElJuski

= /

Oct 7, 2009#85

Adammon

Jake;270748][quote=Iaculus said:
(administers creepy, creepy Internet man-hugs to everyone who fails to get out of the way in time).

Regardless of age. Oh, wait, that's...[/QUOTE]

Oct 7, 2009#86

Shegokigo

And now this thread has been tagged "Calleja Buttsecks".

Whoever did that? Fantastic work. :thumb:

Oct 7, 2009#87

Gusto

I love this tagging feature.

Oct 7, 2009#88

JCM

Oct 7, 2009#89

SeraRelm

Thank you Adammon.

Oct 7, 2009#90

JCM

Am I the only guy who doesnt like pantyhose, or thinks that skirt isnt short at all?

*wants time/money back*

Oct 7, 2009#91

Adammon

SeraRelm said:
Thank you Adammon.

One of us has to step up if the other is away to make sure Elvis gets in on the meme

Oct 7, 2009#92

HowDroll

JCM said:
Am I the only guy who doesnt like pantyhose, or thinks that skirt isnt short at all?

*wants time/money back*

Last time I post pictures of wimminz on the interwebs for YOU

out:

Oct 7, 2009#93

JCM

HowDroll;270824][quote=JCM said:
Am I the only guy who doesnt like pantyhose, or thinks that skirt isnt short at all?

*wants time/money back*

Last time I post pictures of wimminz on the interwebs for YOU

out:[/QUOTE]Sorry.

We brazilians are used to thong bikinis and the like.... *heart melts*

Oct 7, 2009#94

HowDroll

JCM;270832][quote=HowDroll;270824][quote=JCM said:
Am I the only guy who doesnt like pantyhose, or thinks that skirt isnt short at all?

*wants time/money back*

Last time I post pictures of wimminz on the interwebs for YOU

out:[/QUOTE]Sorry.

We brazilians are used to thong bikinis and the like.... *heart melts*[/QUOTE]

Yes, well, up here in the frosty north, we take what we can get

Oct 7, 2009#95

Gusto

YEAH. :angry:

I've never seen a skirt before.

Oct 7, 2009#96

Silver Jelly

YEAH. :angry:

I've never seen a woman before.

Oct 7, 2009#97

Fun Size

JCM said:
Am I the only guy who doesnt like pantyhose, or thinks that skirt isnt short at all?

*wants time/money back*

I'm trying to process your post - I really, really am - but all I can look at is the new avatar. I'm not quick to judge, but I'm thinking it might be a bit much to post a picture of yourself with a pecker in your mouth.

Oct 7, 2009#98

@Li3n

JCM said:
Am I the only guy who doesnt like pantyhose, or thinks that skirt isnt short at all?

*wants time/money back*

Yes JCM, you are the only one living in a place where winterwear consists of one piece swim suits... at least we get snow...

Oct 7, 2009#99

SeraRelm

In Christmasland, the joy of unwrapping presents is forever lost. :humph:

Oct 7, 2009#100

Gusto

Yeah.

I look forward to my Canadian summers, lemme tell ya.

Oct 7, 2009#101

JCM

@Li3n;270899][quote=JCM said:
Am I the only guy who doesnt like pantyhose, or thinks that skirt isnt short at all?

*wants time/money back*

Yes JCM, you are the only one living in a place where winterwear consists of one piece swim suits... at least we get snow...

[/QUOTE]I cant fuck snow.

Edit: now someone is gonna rule 34 this.

Oct 7, 2009#102

ThatGrinningIdiot!

JCM;270982][quote=@Li3n;270899][quote=JCM said:
Am I the only guy who doesnt like pantyhose, or thinks that skirt isnt short at all?

*wants time/money back*

Yes JCM, you are the only one living in a place where winterwear consists of one piece swim suits... at least we get snow...

[/QUOTE]I cant fuck snow.

Edit: now someone is gonna rule 34 this.[/QUOTE]

A picture of Jesus w/Frosty the Snowman?

Oct 7, 2009#103

SeraRelm

Or Santa with Frosty the Susan.

Oct 7, 2009#104

Calleja

ok, now i don't miss you so much :angry:

Oct 7, 2009#105

Allen, who is Quiet

are you jumping to that conclusion before or after reading the tags?

Oct 7, 2009#106

SeraRelm

This is the first time I have ever made that joke.

Ever.

Oct 7, 2009#107

Tinwhistler

http://i39.tinypic.com/rsh4js.jpg

not quite sfw.

Oct 7, 2009#108

Cuyval Dar

This thread delivers.

Oct 7, 2009#109

Chippy

Calleja said:
ok, now i don't miss you so much :angry:

Latin Tempah

Oct 8, 2009#110

Jay

JCM said:
Am I the only guy who doesnt like pantyhose, or thinks that skirt isnt short at all?

*wants time/money back*

It's pretty short... and stockings are hot....

you suck.

Oct 8, 2009#111

Cajungal

Gusto said:
YEAH. :angry:

I've never seen a skirt before.

Silver Jelly said:
YEAH. :angry:

I've never seen a woman before.

Oct 8, 2009#112

JCM

Cuyval Dar said:
This thread delivers.

That it does.

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