There is a girl at the table next to me in Panera wearing a short skirt...

[HowDroll]

Well yeah I got my laptop, how do you think I'm posting? I turned my back cause you were just not getting the hint. :humph:

Shego, if you rocked a mini skirt like that and happened to be in Chicago at a Panera across from me, let's just say my boyfriend would be a very, very unhappy man

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The good news: the men behind me left and she switched seats to let another woman join them.

The bad news: I'm not at at a good angle anymore.

Regardless, a pic of what I've been enjoying all morning is forthcoming. No face, because... yeah. You'll have to take my word that she's gorgeous.

 

[Shegokigo]

Chicago? I've been there before. 33hr bus ride... hmm seems worth it to me. :slywink:

*waits on pic* :drool:

 

[HowDroll]

Sorry that it's not the pic I know you all REALLY want to see, but it's the best I can do.

 

[ElJuski]

I started reading this thread as "Hot for teacher" started playing on shuffle.

:3

Get your balls-where-your-mouth-should-be face out of this thread.[/QUOTE]

GRRRR >:/

 

[Hylian]

how can you stand using the default style for the board?

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

that is a nice design on the glass

 

[ElJuski]

also, Yeah she's aiiiight

 

[Shegokigo]

Nom nom! She was facing you from that short of a distance and pulling a Ms. Stone? Oh that was intentional for sure.

 

[sixpackshaker]

That has to be the first time that "Pic's or it didn't happen" actually worked on this board.

 

[HowDroll]

That girl was smokin', amirite?

Because about 30 seconds after I posted the picture, the fire alarm went off and smoke started pouring through the vents :laugh: I left just as the fire department was coming. You bastards are LUCKY.

 

[Tinwhistler]

hard to tell with the jacket on, but she seems a little on the skinny side.

That's not to say I wouldn't have appreciated a good panty shot regardless.

 

[HowDroll]

hard to tell with the jacket on, but she seems a little on the skinny side.

That's not to say I wouldn't have appreciated a good panty shot regardless.

She was definitely slim, but not in a gross bony way.

 

[KCWM]

Shit, if this is gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

I feel the need to report that google ads for this thread include "Become a Math Teacher"

 

[Cajungal]

Mine's a teddy bear with a sign that says, "Make some money."

 

[HowDroll]

Girls Short Skirts
Shop the Children's Shop At Your Local JCPenney Store
JCPenney.com

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

yo, posted by a girl or not, this thread and taking pictures of anyone without their consent is kind of weird.

 

[North_Ranger]

I'm being told that women's winter footwear is 30% off at UGG.

Also... I'd hit that. Like the fist of a moderately cheesed-off deity.

 

[Shegokigo]

yo, posted by a girl or not, this thread and taking pictures of anyone without their consent is kind of weird.

Weird is gOoOooOooOoOOoood! -

 

[drawn_inward]

alibaba pedobear

 

[ElJuski]

teaching and speaker ads. Huh.

 

[North_Ranger]

Now it's a site that sells Levi's online.

 

[Adam]

yo, posted by a girl or not, this thread and taking pictures of anyone without their consent is kind of weird.

I'm fairly certain HD was taking a picture of her glass of water. Dunno what the rest of you are looking at.

 

[HowDroll]

yo, posted by a girl or not, this thread and taking pictures of anyone without their consent is kind of weird.

Yes, well, please feel more than welcome to find her and inform her. Because, you know, she's easily identifiable from the pic.

 

[Gusto]

Crosspost!

 

[Jay]

This thread is awesome.

 

[Gusto]

Nanananana, nananana NA na.

 

[Jay]

Why do people ruin the Montreal chant?

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ps: i love threads about skirts

 

[Calleja]

Wait, icarus did WHAT?

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

Wait, icarus did WHAT?

see: Hall of Shame

 

[Hailey Knight]

That girl was smokin', amirite?

Because about 30 seconds after I posted the picture, the fire alarm went off and smoke started pouring through the vents :laugh: I left just as the fire department was coming. You bastards are LUCKY.

Wow, you couldn't write that in a TV show and get away with it.

 

[Alucard]

Uh oh uh oh rejection

 

[strawman]

Sorry that it's not the pic I know you all REALLY want to see, but it's the best I can do.

creeeeeeeeeeeepy...

Now you just need to buy the domain, "Panerabreadgirl.com" and invite people to write odes to her.

Also, interesting to know that Shego is 33 hours away by bus from chicago. That narrows her location down to a wide arc across the US. Couple that with a few other hints...

-Adam

 

[Hailey Knight]

We already know Shego lives in CA. She's said so.

 

[HowDroll]

We already know Shego lives in CA. She's said so.

I thought she lives in Texas?