There is a girl at the table next to me in Panera wearing a short skirt...

[Calleja]

Uh.. she lives very close to the mexican border in Texas.

And I'VE been gone for a while? sheesh.

 

[Shegokigo]

That's right Calle... lead them straight to.....

 

[North_Ranger]

Quick, Calleja! Put on this dress!

 

[bhamv3]

Quick, Calleja! Put on this dress!

And then jump out this plane!

 

[@Li3n]

Sorry that it's not the pic I know you all REALLY want to see, but it's the best I can do.

I find your lack of stalker skills disturbing. You should totally attend my stalker seminary... comes with a free stalker for the first month.

yo, posted by a girl or not, this thread and taking pictures of anyone without their consent is kind of weird.

so, you photoshop background people out of all your pics i take it then...

 

[Vytamindi]

Quick, Calleja! Put on this dress!

And then jump out this plane![/QUOTE]
While receiving buttsecks from your jump instructor!

 

[Chippy]

Quick, Calleja! Put on this dress!

And then jump out this plane![/QUOTE]
While receiving buttsecks from your jump instructor![/QUOTE]

REMEMBER WHAT YOU'VE PRACTICED

 

[Calleja]

I missed you guys

 

[Gusto]

HUGS

 

[Vytamindi]

:grouphug:

 

[Iaculus]

(administers creepy, creepy Internet man-hugs to everyone who fails to get out of the way in time).

 

[Gusto]

OH



SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

 

[Jake]

(administers creepy, creepy Internet man-hugs to everyone who fails to get out of the way in time).

Regardless of age. Oh, wait, that's...

 

[ElJuski]

= /

 

[Adam]

(administers creepy, creepy Internet man-hugs to everyone who fails to get out of the way in time).

Regardless of age. Oh, wait, that's...[/QUOTE]

 

[Shegokigo]

And now this thread has been tagged "Calleja Buttsecks".

Whoever did that? Fantastic work. :thumb:

 

[Gusto]

I love this tagging feature.

 

[JCM]

 

[SeraRelm]

Thank you Adammon.

 

[JCM]

Am I the only guy who doesnt like pantyhose, or thinks that skirt isnt short at all?

*wants time/money back*

 

[Adam]

Thank you Adammon.

One of us has to step up if the other is away to make sure Elvis gets in on the meme

 

[HowDroll]

Am I the only guy who doesnt like pantyhose, or thinks that skirt isnt short at all?

*wants time/money back*

Last time I post pictures of wimminz on the interwebs for YOU out:

 

[JCM]

Am I the only guy who doesnt like pantyhose, or thinks that skirt isnt short at all?

*wants time/money back*

Last time I post pictures of wimminz on the interwebs for YOU out:[/QUOTE]Sorry.

We brazilians are used to thong bikinis and the like.... *heart melts*

 

[HowDroll]

Am I the only guy who doesnt like pantyhose, or thinks that skirt isnt short at all?

*wants time/money back*

Last time I post pictures of wimminz on the interwebs for YOU out:[/QUOTE]Sorry.

We brazilians are used to thong bikinis and the like.... *heart melts*[/QUOTE]

Yes, well, up here in the frosty north, we take what we can get

 

[Gusto]

YEAH. :angry:

I've never seen a skirt before.

 

[Silver Jelly]

YEAH. :angry:

I've never seen a woman before.

 

[Fun Size]

Am I the only guy who doesnt like pantyhose, or thinks that skirt isnt short at all?

*wants time/money back*

I'm trying to process your post - I really, really am - but all I can look at is the new avatar. I'm not quick to judge, but I'm thinking it might be a bit much to post a picture of yourself with a pecker in your mouth.

 

[@Li3n]

Am I the only guy who doesnt like pantyhose, or thinks that skirt isnt short at all?

*wants time/money back*

Yes JCM, you are the only one living in a place where winterwear consists of one piece swim suits... at least we get snow...

 

[SeraRelm]

In Christmasland, the joy of unwrapping presents is forever lost. :humph:

 

[Gusto]

Yeah.

I look forward to my Canadian summers, lemme tell ya.

 

[JCM]

Am I the only guy who doesnt like pantyhose, or thinks that skirt isnt short at all?

*wants time/money back*

Yes JCM, you are the only one living in a place where winterwear consists of one piece swim suits... at least we get snow... [/QUOTE]I cant fuck snow.

Edit: now someone is gonna rule 34 this.

 

[ThatGrinningIdiot!]

Am I the only guy who doesnt like pantyhose, or thinks that skirt isnt short at all?

*wants time/money back*

Yes JCM, you are the only one living in a place where winterwear consists of one piece swim suits... at least we get snow... [/QUOTE]I cant fuck snow.

Edit: now someone is gonna rule 34 this.[/QUOTE]

A picture of Jesus w/Frosty the Snowman?

 

[SeraRelm]

Or Santa with Frosty the Susan.

 

[Calleja]

ok, now i don't miss you so much :angry:

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

are you jumping to that conclusion before or after reading the tags?