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Things I'm glad I don't have

Dec 28, 2016#1

GasBandit

1) A drawstring anus.

More to follow.

Dec 28, 2016#2

Terrik

GasBandit said:
1) A drawstring anus.

More to follow.

2) A reason to create this thread.

For me:

3) A reason to open this thread.

A drawstring anus. FFS.

Dec 28, 2016#3

Bubble181

Man, I have both anal fissures and hemorrhoids. I feel triggered by this thread.

That said,

4) Your Face.

Dec 28, 2016#4

GasBandit

5) Hemorrhoids and anal fissures.

Dec 28, 2016#5

Dave

I have no idea what that is and I'm NOT going to Google it.

Dec 28, 2016#6

mikerc

Dave said:
I have no idea what that is and I'm NOT going to Google it.

Chicken.

6)Enough self respect not to google that.

Huh. Now I want to know how Gas found out about it. I'm picturing a weird sitcom type of plot where he walks in on a mate getting changed, sees the string, quietly backs out, closing the door behind him & then spends the next week concocting off the wall plans to find out what the string was.

Dec 28, 2016#7