Things I'm glad I don't have

[GasBandit]

1) A drawstring anus.

More to follow.

 

[Terrik]

1) A drawstring anus.

More to follow.

2) A reason to create this thread.

For me:

3) A reason to open this thread.

A drawstring anus. FFS.

 

[Bubble181]

Man, I have both anal fissures and hemorrhoids. I feel triggered by this thread.

That said,

4) Your Face.

 

[GasBandit]

5) Hemorrhoids and anal fissures.

 

[Dave]

I have no idea what that is and I'm NOT going to Google it.

 

[mikerc]

I have no idea what that is and I'm NOT going to Google it.

Chicken.

6)Enough self respect not to google that.

Huh. Now I want to know how Gas found out about it. I'm picturing a weird sitcom type of plot where he walks in on a mate getting changed, sees the string, quietly backs out, closing the door behind him & then spends the next week concocting off the wall plans to find out what the string was.

 

[PatrThom]

7) An anal prolapse
8) Lists

--Patrick

 

[Ravenpoe]

AIDS

First thing that came to mind.

 

[Emrys]

Y'all got into the fermented eggnog, didn't you?

 

[Bubble181]

Y'all got into the fermented eggnog, didn't you?

Nope, still haven't had any this year

 

[PatrThom]

Y'all got into the fermented eggnog, didn't you?

At this level, it's more like mycotoxins with an egg wash.

--Patrick

 

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14) A compulsion to number things consecutively.

 

[Gruebeard]

69) The willpower to make an immature joke.