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So it seems that the Insane Clown Posse was having a festival. Someone thought that it would be a good idea to invite Tila Tequila to perform. Not saying anything at all about her or her "act", they just don't seem to be a good fit. Turns out they aren't. When she got on stage, people immediately started pelting her with rock, garbage and feces - which I guess was just laying around. (Not that that really surprises me - they ARE juggalos!)

Tila, being the mental giant that she is, does the only thing she can think of to calm them all down - she removes her top.

All hell breaks loose, but they are calmed for a bit when TOM GREEN comes out & does a silly dance! But when he leaves they attack again. They chase poor topless Tila off the stage and into her trailer, which they proceed to rock back & forth, break the windows out of and generally demolish. Tila escapes into her damaged & beat up SUV and makes it to safety. But she had numerous cuts on her face and body where large stones or other garbage hit her.

Police state that finding the people that did this is going to be very difficult if not impossible.

Here's my whole point. Who the hell thought this was going to be a good mix? I'm not a Tila fan, but this was a murderous mob hellbent on her destruction. If the cops were on the ball they would not allow this "event" to happen ever again. Apparently, even the ICP KNEW this was going to happen...and did nothing.

At first when I started reading this I thought it was funny but the more I think about it the more I think Tila is perfectly within her rights to sue the shit out of the festival, the organizers and the ICP.

But my final thought comes from the CNN.com comments section. Normally a bunch of racist, political extremist assholes, this guy shined forth with a gem of wisdom:

Let me get this straight. Juggalos hate naked asian chicks, but love Tom Green?

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Juggalos are notorious for fucking with people onstage. Mc chris went before a Juggalo audience once and endured countless beer bottles hurled at his ass until he 'won them over'.

I posted this in the random crap thread. I thought it fit...

who knew?

Feces, the new tomato.

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I can't think of the last time I saw a Juggalo that was not a heinous POS. Why would anyone want to court those assholes as fans?

So next performers should bring things like potato cannons or tennis ball serving machines. Thats fair, right?

don't forget the paintball guns that fire teargas...

Where was this concert, and why wasn't there a giant bomb dropped on the stage?

Chazwozel said:

Where was this concert, and why wasn't there a giant bomb dropped on the stage?

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I was thinking the same thing. Someone should have walled the place off and dropped a few bombs. Society as a whole would have been better for it.

Mmmm...Tila Tequila,ICP and Juggalos gone,all at once? Sounds like a Win-WIn to me.

I think ICP is garbage, and their fans are maggots. I recognize the name Tila Tequila from a Robot Chicken sketch, some sort of celebstitute, right? And I loathe Tom Green.

This "event" was possibly the worst thing I've heard of that was supposed to be entertainment.

The level of suck at that event should have started a black hole.

And the whole world went: "Oh, well yeah, that sounds about right."

Krisken said:

The level of suck at that event should have started a black hole.

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especially with the added mass of all those tubby juggalos

In Modesto, they're considered a street gang whose members viciously attack people as they stroll through parks with their children:
Juggalos enter pleas in Modesto assault case

Then one of these Rhodes Scholars goes back to jail because he's too stupid to NOT violate his parole by continuing to hang out with other Juggalos:
Modesto park attacker seen with Juggalos - Teen gets 3 months in jail after his probation violated

Amorous Eyes said:

Or is that only for Muslim women?

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BAM! Ame swings and connects! 10....9....8....

No Ame, we let these guys cover their faces in make up because, well, have you ever seen them without it?

Trust me, this is more for us than them.

Amorous Eyes;428469][QUOTE=Dave said:

Tila is perfectly within her rights to sue the shit out of the festival, the organizers and the ICP.

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This.

You may not like her but a murderous mob going at her, throwing rocks, feces, and destroying her van, her SUV..? I really can't stand juggalos. I thought the US could not stand people completely covering their faces because they might be terrorists? Or is that only for Muslim women?[/QUOTE]

That's only in New York City that people can't cover their faces, and it was due to the KKK, not 9/11. But either way, this took place in Illinois.

Chazwozel said:

Where was this concert, and why wasn't there a giant bomb dropped on the stage?

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Well I'm sure ICP performed eventually...

I saw people from my high school talking on Facebook about going to "The Gathering"... I would not be sad if a bomb was dropped on the place with them there.

I am ashamed to admit that I listened to ICP back in 6th or 7th grade. My grandpa gave me so much shit for it and said how horrible they were and looking back man my grandpa was never wrong

Also Ame, about the face coverings, this is a gathering on a private location. They are not running up and down the streets in large #'s with that crap on their face.

Amorous Eyes said:

Jugs strike again:
Juggalos Attack Again? First Tila Tequila, Now Method Man Apparent Target of "Insane" Fans - Crimesider - CBS News

sixpackshaker said:

Also Ame, about the face coverings, this is a gathering on a private location. They are not running up and down the streets in large #'s with that crap on their face.

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I don't see Muslim women "running up and down the streets in large #'s" either.

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Hell, I live in a small town of 20,000 and there are several walking around at any time. I don't think their husbands let them drive. They don't wear the face covering, but keep hair and neck covered.

When they are not ALLOWED to walk up and down the street by their family, they might as well keep their faces covered.

Amorous Eyes said:

Jugs strike again:
Juggalos Attack Again? First Tila Tequila, Now Method Man Apparent Target of "Insane" Fans - Crimesider - CBS News

sixpackshaker said:

Also Ame, about the face coverings, this is a gathering on a private location. They are not running up and down the streets in large #'s with that crap on their face.

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I don't see Muslim women "running up and down the streets in large #'s" either.

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Some places you can cover your face, some places you can't. It's not specifically to Muslim women; it's everybody. Different areas in the U.S. have different laws. I know a lot of Europeans don't understand that due to the regional size differences between the U.S. and Europe, but where this took place is hundreds of miles from where I mentioned there being face-covering laws. It's not even state-dependent; it can be a difference per county, town, city, etc.

No Ame, you were just being snarky about the situation.

Amorous Eyes;428500][QUOTE=escushion said:

it can be a difference per county, town, city, etc.

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That's confusing as hell... My point was more toward the "we cannot identify them" than anything else though. i.o.w.: They can get away with pulling this shit because they masked their faces.[/QUOTE]

I thought you were trying to say Muslim women were being singled out and that only Muslim women couldn't cover their faces while everyone else was free to do so in places with face-covering laws.

But yeah, you're right; the police said prosecuting those responsible would be almost impossible for just that reason. Even with clear video of the incident, it'd be hard to identify anyone at all.

Amorous Eyes;428509][QUOTE=sixpackshaker said:

No Ame, you were just being snarky about the situation.

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Snarky? Perhaps. Big country or not I still fail to understand why it's okay for laws to change arbitrarily from one city to the next. "Whoop, city limits, gotta take my mask off." *4 miles along the road* - "K, put it back on.."[/quote]

That's pretty much exactly the case. It's not big enough to be a state thing, let alone federal, but some towns, cities, or counties care about it. So yes, you can walk a street, into one town, put a mask on, go further, into another where the law changes, and be asked by a police officer to take it off or be fined/arrested.

escushion said:

But yeah, you're right; the police said prosecuting those responsible would be almost impossible for just that reason. Even with clear video of the incident, it'd be hard to identify anyone at all.

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So.. Being a Juggalo (or a Muslim woman for 6pack) is essentially a get out of jail free card?

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Pretend you're a police officer: who exactly are you going to arrest from the anonymous throng of people if you're not already there and viewing the suspect, keeping your eyes on the suspect until you get your hands on that suspect. You could arrest the entire lot of them, but how are you going to prove each one threw which item in a court of law? "Someone threw a bottle." How are you going to prove that person threw a bottle? Which bottle did they throw? It's not just one group or another--it's difficult to prosecute individuals in any mob/riot unless an officer sees that individual and can identify that individual, and get them arrested before they ducked into a crowd of similarly-masked/face-covered individuals, even if they assault a police officer.

Andrew WK confuses the fuck out of Juggalos by being nice to them.

Private function on private land, their gatherings is akin to a costume party for thugs.

If a Juggalo walks into a bank in full costume, trouble will arise.
If a Juggalo walks into a school in full costume, trouble will arise.
If a Juggalo walks into a restaurant in full costume, trouble will arise.
If a Juggalo walks into a airport in full costume, trouble will arise.
If they are out in public, not just driving driving down a country road.

Like I said these laws were mostly past at the turn of the 20th century to fight the Klan. Add Bank and Train Robbers.

The Klan is still permitted to hold their rallies, burn their crosses and wear their masks on private land at private functions. But once they try that crap on Main Street, they will be going to jail.

Unless they get a permit. I have seen the KKK parade through a town near where I used to live and basically there was nothing anyone could do about it. Just like Westboro Baptist Church's protests. They unfortunately have the right to be there.

They did what happens at a lot of concerts (except maybe turned up to 11 if you know what I mean), throw shit on stage, etc. When you have a huge crowd it's VERY hard to "catch" anyone, mask or no mask.

CynicismKills said:

Andrew WK confuses the fuck out of Juggalos by being nice to them.

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Lol! Love his dance at 7:38.

Espy said:

They did what happens at a lot of concerts (except maybe turned up to 11 if you know what I mean), throw shit on stage, etc. When you have a huge crowd it's VERY hard to "catch" anyone, mask or no mask.

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This

And yes, these are truly horrible people Ame. Horrible, horrible people. All the more so for acting like they do because they say people are mean to them.

Someone find that jugglette angry girl showing her "moves" video?

Yes, they assaulted her, and look at a change for the ordinances that affect The Gatherings.

Just like the Woodstock Reunion 11 years back, after all hell broke loose, there were no more Woodstock Reunions. I doubt the cops made many arrests that time either (7), because it is difficult to single perpetrators out of a riot. Whether or not they have their faces painted.

Amorous Eyes said:

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Espy said:

And yes, these are truly horrible people Ame. Horrible, horrible people. All the more so for acting like they do because they say people are mean to them.

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I guess that's what pisses me off the most. They play the damn victim role.

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No kidding right?

And when their babies die at birth because their mom had been sucking down Xanax during the entire pregnancy they post pictures of the dead baby on MySpace and bitch because nobody from ICP sent them any free stuff.


Oh how I wish that were made up.

I saw this a day or two ago. My friend posted anlink to TMZ where they had pictures Tila had posted of herself (which all looked like she took them from her webcam because she has no one to take pictures of her for evidence for her ) and there were about 12 photos in the gallery. The gallery before that, which there was a link to, was 26 pictures of Megan Fox's fucked up thumb.

1 Tila Tequila assault pic = ~2 Megan Fox's least sexy body part pics, is what I got from that.

The tag for this thread is [Odd] and yet the title sounds so perfectly normal, like nature balancing itself out...

Most places that I've heard of have laws against wearing a facial covering, unless weather requires or for a specific religious or cultural holiday (i.e. Hallowe'en). Most came about because, as previously stated, of the Ku Klux Klan.

The issue is not so much that they were wearing face paint (which I don't think would qualify as a facial covering here in GA... lemme check), but the fact that there were so many of them doing the stuff. Anonymous strikes again.

I know a few Juggalo's down here. Most are pretty even-keeled individuals. Of course, there's about 1 in 4 that fits the mold here. Disaffected youth *eyeroll* It doesn't take a Juggalo to be retarded, just a specific type of idiot.

Officer_Charon said:

Most places that I've heard of have laws against wearing a facial covering, unless weather requires or for a specific religious or cultural holiday (i.e. Hallowe'en). Most came about because, as previously stated, of the Ku Klux Klan.

The issue is not so much that they were wearing face paint (which I don't think would qualify as a facial covering here in GA... lemme check), but the fact that there were so many of them doing the stuff. Anonymous strikes again.

I know a few Juggalo's down here. Most are pretty even-keeled individuals. Of course, there's about 1 in 4 that fits the mold here. Disaffected youth *eyeroll* It doesn't take a Juggalo to be retarded, just a specific type of idiot.

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Clowny daggers, y'all.

We secretly replaced the ICP's makeup with battery acid. Let's see if they notice the difference.

CynicismKills said:

Andrew WK confuses the fuck out of Juggalos by being nice to them.

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It takes a real hero to dance through an actual shitstorm.

Tila Tequila... performs? What the hell does she do? I thought she just collected people on myspace.

Cajungal said:

Tila Tequila... performs? What the hell does she do? I thought she just collected people on myspace.

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She's a "singer" in the loosest sense of the term.

HoboNinja said:

I saw people from my high school talking on Facebook about going to "The Gathering"... I would not be sad if a bomb was dropped on the place with them there.

I am ashamed to admit that I listened to ICP back in 6th or 7th grade. My grandpa gave me so much shit for it and said how horrible they were and looking back man my grandpa was never wrong

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HoboNinja listens to shit music. News at 11

Phil said:

She's a "singer" in the loosest sense of the term.

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*insert joke about being loose*

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Chippy;429648][QUOTE=HoboNinja said:

I saw people from my high school talking on Facebook about going to "The Gathering"... I would not be sad if a bomb was dropped on the place with them there.

I am ashamed to admit that I listened to ICP back in 6th or 7th grade. My grandpa gave me so much shit for it and said how horrible they were and looking back man my grandpa was never wrong

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HoboNinja listens to shit music. News at 11[/QUOTE]

Chippy makes short, snarky post in an elusive appearance. Film at 11:05

"Tila Tequilla vs. The Juggalos."

Someone get the Syfy Channel on the line, I just got an idea for a movie they can make...

Movies, huh? Check this shit out. Blarg.

... the fuck?

drifter said:

Movies, huh? Check this shit out. Blarg.

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What's wrong with me that makes me think that looks watchable?

Nothing, Raven.

It's fine.

Everything's going to be just fine.

Hey isn't that the same dwarf woman who gave Rihanna the lap dance.

Oh fuck why do I know that.

Edit: Also I have now seen a member of ICP half-naked and in a bonnet. I will henceforth be hanging myself from my shoelaces until dead.

Heh, I still find some of their songs catchy, and I don't care who knows it. That said....juggalos are sad sad people. It really is sad too, a lot of them are the disenfranchised white youth of america, and as opposed to the impoverished youths of other races these kids are just seen as a joke. I mean...it IS kind of funny, but like just like with prison rape there is a really messed up story behind the jokes. I guess the fact that they aren't out on the street slinging crack means that its not soooooo bad. Still though.

Anyways, here's to TT suing the band. Pretty stupid of them not to have adequate security.

Edit: Woah....just read taht Chuck D is a fan...and get this: He IDENTIFIES as a Juggalo. Woah.

Chuck D of Public enemy????

...yeah....I am blown away.