TO ARMS YE OPPRESSED! We outnumber the admins 20:1!

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That's people!!! It's come to it!! I must take out the big guns!!

Yes... that's right...


This thread needs more...

BRUCE!!!
 
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Cuyval Dar

Luckily, the Bear Cavalry is almost to Zen's fortress. They can provide enough of a distraction!
Many lurkers died to bring us this post.
 
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Iaculus

Twitch said:
Is it to late to sell you guys out?
A traitor! A traitor in our ranks! Get him!

(Should have moved faster, bucko. That reward money's aaall mine, and I don't want some Johnny-come-lately muscling in).
 

North_Ranger

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Iaculus said:
Red Herring again - the adbot protection systems are down. They have a new bvulnerability Ignore the energy readings - that's just the spammers circling.

(They're headed right into our trap, boss. Requesting POLL fighter reinforcements - with luck we can wipe out half those rebel scum with a single precision strike).

FOR THE REBELLION! CHAAARGE!


Thou cannot resist...
 
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Cuyval Dar

I'm here to kick mod ass, and chew bubble gum. But I'm all out of bubble gum.


 
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Iaculus

Don't worry, hat-boy, Bruce won't be going in alone - I'm bringing in full walrus support.



Oh shit - it's loose in our ranks! This wasn't meant to happen! What did the mods do to it? RUN! RUN AWAY!

Who, me? I'm just going... over here. Assessing the situation. Shouldn't you be running now? Good boy.

(Mission success, boss. Their line's disrupted. Move in for the kill).
 
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Twitch

Iaculus said:
Twitch said:
Is it to late to sell you guys out?
A traitor! A traitor in our ranks! Get him!

(Should have moved faster, bucko. That reward money's aaall mine, and I don't want some Johnny-come-lately muscling in).
Damn you, If I'm not coming out of this alive I'm taking this whole thread with me!
 
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Cuyval Dar

It's ok. I have ordered Neil Patrick Harris on a unicorn to eliminate Iaculus and other traitors from our ranks.


 
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Iaculus

Cuyval, baby, you've already lost.

Care to meet our new strategic advisor?

 
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Cuyval Dar

Look, it's only a model.



-- Tue Jun 23, 2009 4:59 pm --

Ok, I confess. The location of the hidden Rebel base is on....Dantooine. They're on Dantooine.
 
North_Ranger said:
Aaaah, Red Squadron and the Enterprise... Worthy foes, worthy foes.

But even they have a weakness, a fundamental flaw.

Face REAL-LIFE PHYSICS!


Don't you know when you drag Real-Life Physics into a made-up setting God kills a cat-girl? won't somone please think of the Cat-Girls!!!
 
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Cuyval Dar

Holy crap, even Vader and the Emperor are sick of the mods. Now the Rebels are unstoppable.



Death to the mods!
 
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Iaculus

bigcountry23 said:
North_Ranger said:
Aaaah, Red Squadron and the Enterprise... Worthy foes, worthy foes.

But even they have a weakness, a fundamental flaw.

Face REAL-LIFE PHYSICS!


Don't you know when you drag Real-Life Physics into a made-up setting God kills a cat-girl? won't somone please think of the Cat-Girls!!!
Ahem - have you seen the plague of Zenmonkey clones around here? We need to thin their ranks.
 
Iaculus said:
bigcountry23 said:
Don't you know when you drag Real-Life Physics into a made-up setting God kills a cat-girl? won't somone please think of the Cat-Girls!!!
Ahem - have you seen the plague of Zenmonkey clones around here? We need to thin their ranks.
Resistance is, and always has been, futile.
 
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Iaculus

stienman said:
Iaculus said:
bigcountry23 said:
Don't you know when you drag Real-Life Physics into a made-up setting God kills a cat-girl? won't somone please think of the Cat-Girls!!!
Ahem - have you seen the plague of Zenmonkey clones around here? We need to thin their ranks.
Resistance is, and always has been, futile.


AVAUNT!
 

YES. THINGS ARE GOING JUST AS PLANNED. EXCEPT FOR THAT ONE THING. THAT WAS TOTALLY UNPLANNED.
 
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Cuyval Dar

Quick, I'll distract them with the awesomeness of this.
All Rebels regroup for another assault.


 
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Iaculus

ZenMonkey said:
YES. THINGS ARE GOING JUST AS PLANNED. EXCEPT FOR THAT ONE THING. THAT WAS TOTALLY UNPLANNED.
Look, I thought the cloning machine was going to give us a tactical advantage, all right?

I was wrong, and it failed. Now, we must learn from this experience.

E=MC[super:32q1hvvw]2[/super:32q1hvvw], KITTIES!
 
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