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To Our Great and Glorious Leader

Oct 3, 2012#1

Covar

Happy Birthday you old flappy-hooter coot.

Oct 3, 2012#2

Azurephoenix

Semper Fi old guy!!! Happy Birthday!

Oct 3, 2012#3

Hailey Knight

Happy Birthday, Dave!

I didn't even know they were tracking dates in the Mesozoic Era.

Oct 3, 2012#4

LittleKagsin

I hope you have a fantastic birthday Dave!!

Oct 3, 2012#5

HowDroll

Happy Birthday, Mr. Dave

Oct 3, 2012#6

bhamv3

I wrote this for Dave last year but I don't think many people saw it, so I'm gonna plagiarize myself now:

Today's the birthday of dear Dave,
Who's wise, and kind, and cool, and brave.
We celebrate to honor him,
And take the chance to misbehave.

We tell jokes and call him old,
And say he's lived his life tenfold
Like he was born when stars were hot
And have since then turned dark and cold

But jest aside, if not for he,
Who knows where our forum'd be?
And so this day we say to Dave,
Thank you Dave, we adore thee!

Oct 3, 2012#7

Gryfter

Happy Birthday you ole curmudgeon!

Oct 3, 2012#8

Jay

DESERT FOR EVERYONE!

Oct 3, 2012#9

doomdragon6

DAPPY HIRBAY DAVE

wat

Oct 3, 2012#10

Emrys

Happy birthday! Wish for your hair plugs to take when you blow out the candles.

Oct 3, 2012#11

strawman

Oct 3, 2012#12

Tress

Quotemander Prime said:
Happy Birthday, Dave!

I didn't even know they were tracking dates in the Mesozoic Era.

We make all these jokes about how old Dave is, but we don't actually know. I say we stop making jokes until someone finally cuts him down and counts the rings.

Happy birthday Dave!

Oct 3, 2012#13

MindDetective

Jay said:
DESERT FOR EVERYONE!

Oct 3, 2012#14

strawman

Tress said:
I say we stop making jokes until someone finally cuts him down and counts the rings.

An incremental borer is much faster and less invasive:

Oct 3, 2012#15

Hailey Knight

stienman said:
An incremental borer is much faster and less invasive:

See, Dave? We only need to cut off a part of you that resembles that and peel it open, and do some math.

Oct 3, 2012#16

Cajungal

Happy birthday!

Oct 3, 2012#17

Cheesy1

<old joke>

Happy Birthday, man!

Oct 3, 2012#18

Hylian

Happy birthday

Oct 3, 2012#19

WasabiPoptart

Oct 3, 2012#20

Espy

Happy Birthday Boss-Man!

Oct 3, 2012#21

Covar

Cheesy1 said:
<old joke>

Happy Birthday, man!

</old joke>
:eek:

Oct 3, 2012#22

strawman

Settle down, Covar, I'm sure he meant to say <old joke/>

Oct 3, 2012#23

GasBandit

More like oldjoke();

Oct 3, 2012#24

Officer_Charon

Happy birthday, brother! Hope you and the missus are celebrating in a highly inappropriate manner!

Oct 3, 2012#25

ThatNickGuy

Merry Christmas!

...wait.

Oct 3, 2012#26

Dave

Thanks, all! That's what I need around here - another year of age. :confused:

[DOUBLEPOST=1349292238][/DOUBLEPOST]And my birthday present to you....I'm working on the Arcade. Still trying to get the categories back but I think you'll like the improvements.

Oct 3, 2012#27

Officer_Charon

Well... it beats the alternative...

Oct 3, 2012#28

sixpackshaker

I'm really grateful that Dave's around...

because he keeps me from being the oldest around here.

Oct 3, 2012#29

Jax

But National Fossil Day isn't until the 12th, why is everyb-

Ooohhhh, the other one. Happy Birthday Dave!!

Oct 3, 2012#30

North_Ranger

Most glorious nameday, m'lord!

*sword salute*

Oct 3, 2012#31

CrimsonSoul

Happy Birthday, Dear Leader

Oct 3, 2012#32

Dave

Oct 3, 2012#33

Ravenpoe

Congrats on this anniversary of your vaginal escape.

Oct 3, 2012#34

sixpackshaker

Ravenpoe said:
Congrats on this anniversary of your vaginal escape.

When do we celebrate trying to get back in?

Oct 3, 2012#35

Ravenpoe

sixpackshaker said:
When do we celebrate trying to get back in?

That would be the just had sex thread.

Oct 3, 2012#36

IronBrig4

Oct 3, 2012#37

MindDetective

It is my son's first birthday today too.

Oct 3, 2012#38

Dave

Great, we're both gonna be in diapers.

Oct 3, 2012#39

MindDetective

We might have a few extras you can use.

Oct 3, 2012#40

AshburnerX

Happy Birthday Dave. Remember, they guy in the black robe isn't here for you today. He's just here for the cake.

Oct 3, 2012#41

HCGLNS

Happy Birthday Dave.

Oct 3, 2012#42

Adam

An age measured in epochs instead of years is definitely one to celebrate.

Oct 3, 2012#43

General Specific

I hope your day was as good as this:

Oct 3, 2012#44

bhamv3

Ravenpoe said:
Congrats on this anniversary of your vaginal escape.

sixpackshaker said:
When do we celebrate trying to get back in?

Ravenpoe said:
That would be the just had sex thread.

...
...
...

:eek:

Oct 3, 2012#45

strawman

I know, right? The sword doesn't go back into the forge from whence it came - therein lies destruction.

Oct 3, 2012#46

sixpackshaker

stienman said:
I know, right? The sword doesn't go back into the forge from whence it came - therein lies destruction.

This sums it up well.

Oct 3, 2012#47

Dave

You guys laugh about going back in, but it can be a terrible thing...

http://www.courthousenews.com/2012/10/02/50841.htm

Oct 4, 2012#48

CrimsonSoul

Dear Leader, I don't believe everyone's birthday wishes were sincere. I believe we should send the ones whose birthday wishes weren't sincere enough to reeducation camps. Thank you, Dear Leader, for reading this

Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Oct 4, 2012#49

PatrThom

stienman said:
An incremental borer is much faster and less invasive:

You gotta be careful how you use those. If it breaks off and you cut it down you might find you cut down the oldest living thing ever.

I like how by the time I got back into the forum to post in this inevitable thread, it was already up to 47 posts. How appropriate.

--Patrick

Oct 5, 2012#50

figmentPez

Whoops, I was so busy I missed this thread. Happy belated Birthday Dave!

Oct 6, 2012#51

Dave

And you still remembered before either of my kids.

Oct 6, 2012#52

Hailey Knight

Dave said:
And you still remembered before either of my kids.

Oct 6, 2012#53

Jay

Lousy kids.

Oct 6, 2012#54

Espy

PUNISH THEM.

Oct 6, 2012#55

ThatNickGuy

sixpackshaker said:
When do we celebrate trying to get back in?

Prom night. :unibrow:

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