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Truth or Dare 2: the Daring Truth

#1

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Morphine said:
Pretty simple, truth or dare game with a few forum-friendly rules, the thing goes like this:

Let's start with two forumites, Lupita and Chachita.
Lupita wants to play, so she asks Chachita: "Hey, mana, truth or dare?"
Chachita: truth!
Lupita: have you ever smelled your underwear after taking it off?
Chachita: ahh, Lupita, you're so gross but yes, I have.

*we all tease and laugh at Lupita*

so, who's next?

Since Lupita was the one to ask, now someone -whoever wants to and posts first- has to ask Lupita "truth or dare" and and then someone else asks that last someone and so on.

Got it?

Start!
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So, whatcha want from me?


#2

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Bumble the Boy Wonder

truth or dare, sir?


#3

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Truth me, old chum.


#4

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

Current dare-debt:

I owe Bumble an 80's movie monologue
Phil owes me a 4-panel comic hero buddy movie montage


#5

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Bumble the Boy Wonder

If you were a supervillian, what would be your "gimmick"/power, and who would be your nemesis?


#6

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Bumble the Boy Wonder said:
If you were a supervillian, what would be your "gimmick"/power, and who would be your nemesis?
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I would be the Prokrastinator, scourge of workplace efficiency! And my nemesis would be the Calendar Man, who would set up dates and appointments for me.

"Curse you, Calendar Man! Because of your time management I can no longer postpone important but dull things!"
"It was high time for that, Prokrastinator! Calendar Man, AWAYYYYY!"


#7

General Specific

General Specific

MISTER Bumble, Truth or Dare?


#8

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Truth the fuck out of me!


#9



makare

or vice versa


#10

phil

phil

:Leyla:


#11

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

Somewhere, Cajungal just got excited, and she doesn't know why....


#12

General Specific

General Specific

Bumble the Boy Wonder said:
Truth the fuck out of me!
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Hmmmm, ok. Since you are an artist and all, what piece of art do you hate the most and why?


#13

phil

phil

The nation of Wakanda is in trouble! I must call upon my greatest ally to help defend my homeland!



Come, van from the A-team! We shall take the battle to our enemies!



I hate you so much, Van from the A-team. You are useless without people operating you. Why did I count on anything else happening?


#14

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Anything from my middle school drawing days... Most prevalent, Dragon Ball Z fan fiction...

My main problem? I look at them, and realize that I didn't understand the first thing about muscle construction, or anatomy.. Also, I thought their power levels were determined by the size of their hair.. no joke.

I gave Goku's super saiyen hair an additional 4 feet probably.. it was... disgraceful.


#15

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

Bumble the Boy Wonder said:
Also, I thought their power levels were determined by the size of their hair.. no joke.
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It's not?


#16

Null

Null

GenSpec - Truth or Dare?


#17

General Specific

General Specific

Seeing that I'm currently at work, so do not have access to webcams or anything fun like that, I shall take a Truth.


#18

Null

Null

Okay, it's one that's been asked before, but not of you, so... What forumite would you most like to meet up with for coffee/a beer?


#19

General Specific

General Specific

Hmmm, first person that came to mind was Cajungal, so I'll go with her. Just because I think she would know some really good places to eat and then she could serenade me to sleep with her Uke...

Ok, that got a little weird...


#20

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Bumble the Boy Wonder

I take naps at restaurants too


#21

General Specific

General Specific

The best restaurants for that are those "all you can eat" places. Put them to the test.


#22

Cajungal

Cajungal

Officer_Charon said:
Somewhere, Cajungal just got excited, and she doesn't know why....
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:awesome:


#23

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

Null, ToD?


#24

Cajungal

Cajungal

Tinster! ToD!


#25

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

CG: ToD! (I mean, folks just gotta start responding quicker, eh? *grins*)


#26

Cajungal

Cajungal

Seriously. Quit having lives and make with the snappy responses! :p

I'll take a truth, since I still have a dare pending. Lyrics are written, now to put it to a song...


#27

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Officer! Truth or Dave?


#28

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

I'll take a truth while I wait for Null.


#29

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

Bumble the Boy Wonder said:
Officer! Truth or Dave?
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Does that mean I can choose to be Admin for this task? Sweet!

Aww.... just a typo.... *sadface*

I'll take a Truth, seeing as how I STILL owe you that dare (If my call-load slows down tonight *hysterical laughter* I'll see what I can come up with for you...)


#30

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Bumble the Boy Wonder

What was the last job-related incident you encountered which you felt warrants a face-palm?


#31

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

Any time when I find drugs on a guy and he says "These ain't my pants; these are my brother's/cousin's/friend's pants."

I wish I could say that I've only heard it once...


#32

Null

Null

I'll take a truth, Tinman.


#33

phil

phil

bumble!

I think it's your turn

truth or dare?


#34

Cajungal

Cajungal

Mister Tin, describe your most awkward elevator/other tight space moment.

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Officer, where's my truth??


#35

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

Ack! Sorry CG! *headwheel*

Erm.... What's the strangest/most exotic thing anyone's asked you to cook for them, and how did it turn out?


#36

Cajungal

Cajungal

That's a hard one... I don't make very weird food. You'd think I did something weird in culinary school, but the first two years are very simple--soups, stocks, stews, sauces, etc... the basics.

I guess the weirdest thing was this fusion dish that a team member wanted to try during my last semester. We made Greek sushi with grape leaves instead of seaweed, sticky rice, smoked fish, and some lemon zest. It was pretty awful. I was the only one who knew how to make rolls, so it didn't look bad. But man... blech. Nothing ventured, I spose...


#37

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

Null said:
I'll take a truth, Tinman.
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If you could live in any place in the world, but with the caveat that you could never go anywhere else for the rest of your life, where would it be?

Cajungal said:
Mister Tin, describe your most awkward elevator/other tight space moment.
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One time Calli sent me a voice mail and it was...uhm...risque. I listened in the elevator, and ended up having to put my legal pad in front of me to prevent extreme embarrassment.


#38

Null

Null

Probably Australia. And if I ever get sick of being there, just walk outside a city and you'll be dead before you make it 30 yards, so no trouble with ennui...


#39

phil

phil

I'd say "the northern hemisphere"


#40

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Bumble the Boy Wonder

I'll take a dare


#41

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Bumble the Boy Wonder

...or maybe a truth? Anybody? ... :(


#42

Null

Null

I'll dare you Bumble, I just need to think of one. Ummm...

Okay, for the rest of the day, whenever someone points towards or reaches for you, you must respond with "DON'T POINT YOUR FOOKIN TENTACLES AT ME!"


#43

General Specific

General Specific

*points at Bumble*


#44

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Bumble the Boy Wonder

General Specific said:
*points at Bumble*
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DON'T POINT YOUR FOOKIN' TENTACLES AT ME!!


#45

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

@Null, that is a quite awesome dare! *grins*

It has also garnered you a CAKE OR DEATH?! I mean.... Truth or Dare?!


#46

Cajungal

Cajungal

CHARON, ToD?!


#47

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Cajungal, truth or dare?


#48

Cajungal

Cajungal

dare


#49

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

I dare you thusly; post a video where you wear a fancy hat made from newspaper, play the ukulele and sing the following song (spoilered for length conservation)

Down by the bay
Where the watermelons grow
Back to my home
I dare not go
For if I do
My mother will say
"Did you ever see a fly
Wearing a tie?"
Down by the bay.

Down by the bay
Where the watermelons grow
Back to my home
I dare not go
For if I do
My mother will say
"Did you ever see a bear
Combing his hair?"
Down by the bay.

Down by the bay
Where the watermelons grow
Back to my home
I dare not go
For if I do
My mother will say
"Did you ever see a moose
Kissing a goose?"
Down by the bay.

Down by the bay
Where the watermelons grow
Back to my home
I dare not go
For if I do
My mother will say
"Did you ever see a whale
With a polka dot tail?"
Down by the bay.

Down by the bay
Where the watermelons grow
Back to my home
I dare not go
For if I do
My mother will say
"Did you ever see a llama
Wearing pajamas?"
Down by the bay.

Down by the bay
Where the watermelons grow
Back to my home
I dare not go
For if I do
My mother will say
"Did you ever have a time
When you couldn't make a rhyme?"
Down by the bay


#50

Cajungal

Cajungal

Oh, fuck yes. Nostalgia for the win. This was my favorite Bible Camp song during childhood: the one that didn't make me feel guilty or confused. :p


#51

General Specific

General Specific

HCGLNS, Truthiness or Dare?


#52

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

I'm in the mood for a dare.


#53

General Specific

General Specific

Oh goody, your dare is to record yourself singing the same song as Cajun there and set it up so that we can have a duet with you two. :D


#54

Cajungal

Cajungal

Oh my God. :D

MISTER GENERAL! ToD?!


#55

General Specific

General Specific

Truth! (yes because I don't want to get caught in a threesome.... again with the weirdness)


#56

Cajungal

Cajungal

Aw, don't be scared. :unibrow:

I'm gonna copy an old truth because I like it: If you were to do for a living what your first childhood career aspiration was (no matter how silly or outlandish), what would your career be?


#57

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Cajun, will ye chooseth ye olde truthe or shalt thou venture with a dare... eth?


#58

Cajungal

Cajungal

Since I can't get ye flask, I guess I'll choose a dare-eth.


#59

General Specific

General Specific

Cajungal said:
Aw, don't be scared. :unibrow:

I'm gonna copy an old truth because I like it: If you were to do for a living what your first childhood career aspiration was (no matter how silly or outlandish), what would your career be?
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My first job aspiration was to be a stand-up comedian. I realized pretty quickly after that, that I disliked being the center of attention, so that job would never work out for me.


#60

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Cajungal said:
Since I can't get ye flask, I guess I'll choose a dare-eth.
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I dare you to go to someone you don't know tomorrow, smile to them and say: "Relax. Today's gonna be a good day." And then walk away.

That is all.


#61

Null

Null

Cake! I mean Truth... but wait... the cake is a lie! Oh shit, we just divided by zero!


#62

Cajungal

Cajungal

North_Ranger;400069][QUOTE=Cajungal said:
Since I can't get ye flask, I guess I'll choose a dare-eth.
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I dare you to go to someone you don't know tomorrow, smile to them and say: "Relax. Today's gonna be a good day." And then walk away.

That is all.[/QUOTE]

Another one I can't give you any proof of. I must have an honest face. :angel:


#63

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

I trust ya, Leslie. Plus there ain't too much positivity(?) in the world.


#64

Cajungal

Cajungal

North_Ranger said:
I trust ya, Leslie. Plus there ain't too much positivity(?) in the world.
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Shucks, Mikko. You're alright yo'self. ^_^


#65

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Cajungal;400078][QUOTE=North_Ranger said:
I trust ya, Leslie. Plus there ain't too much positivity(?) in the world.
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Shucks, Mikko. You're alright yo'self. ^_^[/QUOTE]

Just sayin' how it is, lass ;)


#66

General Specific

General Specific

Uhm, North Ranger, Truth or Dare?


#67

phil

phil

maaan, my dare got jacked. I couldn't think of one after I abandoned my original idea 'cause it turned out to be too gross.


#68

HCGLNS

HCGLNS



Well, I'm getting better, this one only took my 2 hours to figure out how to post to youtube.


#69

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

Apologies for lateness... had an attack of the stupids in my precinct today.

@Null: Hrm... what is something that you would do, where there no consequences. I mean ANYTHING.

@CG: I'll take a Truth, if you're still lurking


#70

Cajungal

Cajungal

Ooo, I want you to answer the same question you just asked Null!

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HCGLNS said:


Well, I'm getting better, this one only took my 2 hours to figure out how to post to youtube.
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Awwww!!! You're a freakin adorable dad. Your kiddo has a sweet voice. :) I'll have this done... AFTER my test. >.<


#71



Matt²

Cajungal, truth or dare?


#72

Cajungal

Cajungal

Truth!


#73



Matt²

ok I'm new at this.. have you ever played with sock puppets that were filthy?


#74

Cajungal

Cajungal

Ew. It sounds like there are some connotations in there I don't wanna think about. But no. I only ever made one sock puppet, and it was made from a sock whose mate I had lost. I quickly got bored with it and tossed it.


#75

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Matt2, truth or dare?


#76



Matt²

Truth!


#77

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Matt² said:
Truth!
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Super Evil Question! Do not read if you are innocent in any way!!!

When did you discover that Santa Claus was not real?


#78



Matt²

age 5 or 6. It was fairly traumatic.. I felt I had to get my mom a gift, so I chose my own building blocks.


#79

Cajungal

Cajungal

HCGLNS;400299][QUOTE=Matt² said:
Truth!
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Super Evil Question! Do not read if you are innocent in any way!!!

When did you discover that Santa Claus was not real?
[/QUOTE]

:cry: I hope your daughter didn't read that!!!


#80



Matt²

HCGLNS, Truth or DARE?!


#81

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

@Cajungal: *cocks an eyebrow* Really?

Actually, as it happens, I'm kinda mundane when it comes to something like this... I'd possibly contemplate some recreational chemistry, seeing as how I've never done it, and I wonder what all the fuss is about.


#82

Null

Null

No consequences... probably steal from the offshore accounts of trading companies that are just shells to avoid prosecution.


#83

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Truth or Dare, Matt


#84

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

General Specific said:
Uhm, North Ranger, Truth or Dare?
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I'd say Dare if I wasn't sick as a dog right now. So Truth it is.


#85

Cajungal

Cajungal

Bumble! Truth or dare!


#86

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Matt² said:
HCGLNS, Truth or DARE?!
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Truth please.


#87



Matt²

Bumble the Boy Wonder said:
Truth or Dare, Matt
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Truth

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HCGLNS;400475][QUOTE=Matt² said:
HCGLNS, Truth or DARE?!
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Truth please.[/QUOTE]

What's with you and the GOAT?!


#88

Cajungal

Cajungal

Ooooo, you don't wanna know the answer to that.


#89

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Matt² said:
What's with you and the GOAT?!
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Over the years since the late 1990's I have played in an online browser based game with forum based interaction to supplement game interactions. When my wife created a guild in the role-play only section of the game, I joined her and created the online persona of Goat, a telepathic goat who interacted with the other players and forum posters to create narrative role-playing threads based on game interaction. This icon was the one I used for that persona, and when I starting playing in Jay's D&D game as a telepathic character I decided to switch avatars.

The current version of the game can be found here: http://www.monarchygame.com/


#90

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Dareee me CG.

Matt- If you could purchase ONE thing right now, regardless of price, and have no payments to make on it or anything, what would it be? House? Fancy car? Football team? Dave? And no trickery like I'D BUY A LIFETIME OF FREE STUFFZOMG. or something lame like that :mad:


#91

Cajungal

Cajungal

Bumble, I dare you to dress up like an old woman and webcam yourself telling a fairy tale of your own invention. You must call us "dearies."


#92



Matt²

Bumble the Boy Wonder said:
Dareee me CG.

Matt- If you could purchase ONE thing right now, regardless of price, and have no payments to make on it or anything, what would it be? House? Fancy car? Football team? Dave? And no trickery like I'D BUY A LIFETIME OF FREE STUFFZOMG. or something lame like that :mad:
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Hmm.. I started to say "a house" but then I got to thinking.. and I thought to what's going on with the Space Shuttles.. and how they're selling the Space Shuttles once they're done with them.. So if I had unlimited funds, I think I would purchase all of NASA.. Space Shuttle, technology, etc, and REALLY get the space race going again.. form Starfleet for real, lol!

So for a realistic answer, a house though at the moment I'm not certain what state it would be in (Oregon or wherever) .. for the fantastic answer, NASA.


#93

Gusto

Gusto

Hahaha, yikes.


#94

General Specific

General Specific

Cajungal said:
Bumble, I dare you to dress up like an old woman and webcam yourself telling a fairy tale of your own invention. You must call us "dearies."
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That is fantastic and makes me never want to get a dare from you.


#95



Matt²

you really don't want to take a dare from me, either! >:D


#96

Gusto

Gusto

There's a reason I don't participate in this thread anymore.

Apart from shame.


#97



Matt²

Gusto, truth or DARE?


#98

Gusto

Gusto

Troof.


#99

Cajungal

Cajungal

General Specific;400574][QUOTE=Cajungal said:
Bumble, I dare you to dress up like an old woman and webcam yourself telling a fairy tale of your own invention. You must call us "dearies."
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That is fantastic and makes me never want to get a dare from you.[/QUOTE]

Bumble's just so good at all these outlandish dares, I can't help myself!


#100

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Hey, GS, I'm still waitin' for my Truth over here! You gonna ask it, or should I ask General Lee Outrageous to do so instead? :sneaky:


#101

General Specific

General Specific

Ah nuts, I've been busy here at work so missed that entirely. Sorry!

Let me see... What would you change about your country if you had the power to do so?


#102



Matt²

Gusto said:
Troof.
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What is the weirdest thing you have ever eaten?


#103

Gusto

Gusto

Matt²;400635][QUOTE=Gusto said:
Troof.
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What is the weirdest thing you have ever eaten?[/QUOTE]

Once on a camping trip/field party, we spent 9 hours hand-cranking an 80 pound pig on a spit. It turned out deliciously, and I was drunk enough to look for scraps later on that evening.

I ended up ripping off a section of spine, skewering it on a stick over a fire for a minute or two, then chewing on the vertebrae for a while.

Chewing on arteries is awful but spine meat is gooood.


#104

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Bumble the Boy Wonder

...This is going to be absurd. I am not going to shave my face.


#105

Cajungal

Cajungal

Bumble the Boy Wonder said:
...This is going to be absurd. I am not going to shave my face.
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That's fine. You can be the bearded lady. An elderly circus freak. ^_^


#106

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Cajungal said:
Ooooo, you don't wanna know the answer to that.
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If you are referrring to the incident involving the Archdiocese of Toronto and the Metro Zoo, those records have been expunged that you very much.:smug:


#107

Cajungal

Cajungal

HCGLNS;400657][QUOTE=Cajungal said:
Ooooo, you don't wanna know the answer to that.
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If you are referrring to the incident involving the Archdiocese of Toronto and the Metro Zoo, those records have been expunged that you very much.:smug:[/QUOTE]

heeheeheeheehee


#108

Gusto

Gusto

Genspec, troof a doof?


#109

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Gusto my dear Tallywacker, truth or dare?


#110

Gusto

Gusto

Truth.


#111

Null

Null

I've got an open dare for anyone with great video editing skills. Remember those fake trailers that make famous movies look like different genres? (ie a horror movie became a comedy, a rom-com became a thriller, etc)

I dare someone to make a District 9 trailer that makes it look like a romantic comedy.


#112

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Gusto said:
Truth.
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Who is your favourite Playboy Playmate of the Month?


#113

General Specific

General Specific

troof


#114

Gusto

Gusto

HCGLNS;400738][QUOTE=Gusto said:
Truth.
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Who is your favourite Playboy Playmate of the Month?[/QUOTE]

I don't subscribe. Should I look them up? Going back how far?

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General Specific said:
troof
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Which Genndy Tartakovsky character do you feel you are most like?


#115

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

General Specific said:
Ah nuts, I've been busy here at work so missed that entirely. Sorry!

Let me see... What would you change about your country if you had the power to do so?
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Apology accepted. If there's pudding. Is there pudding, General?

Okay, what to change... Hmmm... Well, barring all the boring shit like getting rid of the national debt or removing joblessness, I'd probably make us win the Eurovision song contest a little more often.


#116

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Gusto;400749][QUOTE=HCGLNS;400738][QUOTE=Gusto said:
Truth.
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Who is your favourite Playboy Playmate of the Month?[/QUOTE]

I don't subscribe. Should I look them up? Going back how far?[/QUOTE]

Yes, please review the Playboy centerfolds since the original issue through this months issue and pick a favourite Playmate.


#117

Null

Null

I'm sure it wouldn't be too difficult to find a torrent somewhere of the last year or so. Just guessing. This kind of shit is what the internet is for.


#118

Gusto

Gusto

I'll get back to you then.

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Found 'em. This will be my project tonight. :)

Link NSFW.


#119

General Specific

General Specific

Gusto said:
[/COLOR]
General Specific said:
troof
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Which Genndy Tartakovsky character do you feel you are most like?
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Oh wow... let's see. I'd really like to say Samurai Jack, but that would not be the troof. So, probably, Douglas E. Mordecai III from Dexter's Lab. According to wikipedia, he was Dexter's geeky friend. So, I'd say that fits me pretty well.


#120

Gusto

Gusto

Upon looking through the Dexter's Lab wiki, I have realized something EXCELLENT.

The guy who voiced Puppet Pal Mitch has almost the exact same full name as our own Bubble181.


#121

Gusto

Gusto

I can't find anything more recent than 2004...


#122

Cajungal

Cajungal

*SOB* Ok, I've been having a shitty time with my webcam. Huggins, if you wanna redare me you can... but I have my paper hat ready and waiting for when this thing plans to cooperate.

Bumble and Gusto, here are at least the lyrics to the song I wrote:

Two knuckleheads deep in bromance

Handed an exciting chance

To fly away from familiar places

Take off your shoes, enjoy the smiling faces in----

Cajunland

Sit down and have beignets

Cajunland

For our food and friendship we get praised

Test scores might be a little low

But you'll feel smarter before you go

From Cajunland

Here comes another phrase:

Come on Gusto let's two-step

I'm waltz with Bumble, too

Cuz even though I have two left feet

You can feel the music flowing through

So spin to the violin

--I mean fiddle--

You're gonna feel terrific

When you learn that the accordion

Is not polka-specific! Here in

Cajunland

There's a gator in my backyard, look out! In

Cajunland

The sun's so hot your skin is charred

But Laizzes les bon temps roulez

Find a friendly Southern girl for a roll in the hay

In Cajunland

There's more your wing-girl has to say:

Eventually you've gotta head on back

Where dinner's gonna taste so bland

And you'll pray for the day when you look down and see

Another plane ticket in your hand.

I'll line us up a swamp tour

And I'll bake some fresh french bread

Cuz once you've seen my home sweet home

It'll never leave your head. Come back to--

Cajunland

Our grandmas could beat up your dad. Bring it on!

In Cajunland

So many great times to be had.

Are you Catholic? Can you make a roux?

If not we still love you through and through

In Cajunland

I'm waiting here for you.


#123

Hailey Knight

Hailey Knight

I am looking forward to Bumble's.


#124



Philosopher B.

I say, Hackglans, old bean, old chappie. Truth or derring-do?


#125

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Philosopher B. said:
I say, Hackglans, old bean, old chappie. Truth or derring-do?
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Truth please.

Cajungal said:
*SOB* Ok, I've been having a shitty time with my webcam. Huggins, if you wanna redare me you can... but I have my paper hat ready and waiting for when this thing plans to cooperate.
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Our duet! Ruined! :cry:

Very well then, I dare you to alter you posting information, signature and avatar to become an evil alternate reality version of me for one week! Remember, you can't be an evil alternate reality version of me without a goatee!


#126

Gusto

Gusto

Alright SO:

Honourable mentions:

NSFW!!








I think this is my winner:

NSFW!!

Playboy needs more redheads and better facial expressions, IMO.


#127

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

Best. Dare. Ever.

Gusto, I applaud your diligence and follow-through in this online challenge. You sir, are hereby handed a promissory note valued at 100 Internets


#128

Null

Null

So, who's turn is it to be truthified or dareinated?


#129

Gusto

Gusto

Officer_Charon said:
Best. Dare. Ever.

Gusto, I applaud your diligence and follow-through in this online challenge. You sir, are hereby handed a promissory note valued at 100 Internets
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Thanks.

What's that worth in rep/foodstamps?


#130

Null

Null

In foodstamps? Roughly half a used chiclet.


#131

Gusto

Gusto

Man the Internet is worthless...

Philly B still has to ask HC a truth, and Seej still has to come through on her song, as far as I know. Someone can T or D Philosopher B.


#132

phil

phil

I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE!

Phil B

Phil A (see what I did there?) wants to know.... truth or dare?


#133

Cajungal

Cajungal

Gusto said:
Man the Internet is worthless...

Philly B still has to ask HC a truth, and Seej still has to come through on her song, as far as I know. Someone can T or D Philosopher B.
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Nope not yet. :\ Still tryin tho.


#134

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Cajungal;403166][QUOTE=Gusto said:
Man the Internet is worthless...

Philly B still has to ask HC a truth, and Seej still has to come through on her song, as far as I know. Someone can T or D Philosopher B.
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Nope not yet. :\ Still tryin tho.[/QUOTE]

Don't worry, I still owe you a story time, my dearies


#135



Philosopher B.

Oh sheet. Forgot I'd posted in here.

HCGLNS;401068][QUOTE=Philosopher B. said:
I say, Hackglans, old bean, old chappie. Truth or derring-do?
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Truth please.[/QUOTE]

If you could go back in a time machine and give yourself some advice, what would it be. Or, alternately, what event in your life would you go back and try to change?

phil said:
Phil A (see what I did there?) wants to know.... truth or dare?
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I'm feelin' cah-razy, so gimme a dare, Phil A!


#136

Shawn

Shawn

Guess I'll join the fun.

Truth me, anyone.


#137

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Shawny, ol' boy... Tell us your most embarrassing animal-related incident.


#138

Shawn

Shawn

North_Ranger said:
Shawny, ol' boy... Tell us your most embarrassing animal-related incident.
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My parents have video footage of me as a baby being drug around by my diaper by the family dog. Meanwhile I'm just kinda sitting there with a blank look on my face.


#139

Morphine

Morphine

NR: truth or dare?


#140

LordRendar

LordRendar

Morphine: truth or dare


#141

Morphine

Morphine

Ehrlichkeit.


#142

LordRendar

LordRendar

That would be Wahrheit. :)
Ehrlichkeit would be Honesty.Though I think both can be applied here.

Anyway, If you had to die an over the top,Hollywood-esque way,what would it be.


#143

Morphine

Morphine

The only time I played this type of game over there, they said "Ehrlichkeit" instead of Wahrheit. How do you say it when you play?

Anyway, I would die eaten by a killer whale while trying to save a baby seal from being eaten. "Save yourseeelf baby seaaal" would be my last words. Then the baby seal grows up to be the best seal of them all and tells the story of how I died to save him to all the baby seals of the clan.


Or... right after having sex with Robert Downey Jr or Lenny Kravitz n_n


#144

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Morphine said:
NR: truth or dare?
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Tehtävä. Dare, that is.


#145

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

LordRendar: Truth or Dare, mein freund?


#146

LordRendar

LordRendar

I'll take truth. ;)


#147

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

Hrmm... what job have you passed on that you wish you hadn't? Or, failing that, what's a decision that you wish you'd capitalized on?


#148

phil

phil

OC! Truth or dares?


#149

Null

Null

Officer_Charon: Truth or dare?


#150

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

Null, Phil ninja'd ya. Sorry!

Phil: Truth!


#151



makare

Officer_Charon said:
Null, Phil ninja'd ya. Sorry!

Phil: Truth!
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And here I thought you could handle two at a time. I am very disappointed.


#152

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

makare1;405739][QUOTE=Officer_Charon said:
Null, Phil ninja'd ya. Sorry!

Phil: Truth!
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And here I thought you could handle two at a time. I am very disappointed.[/QUOTE]

I... you... he did... look'a th'BONES!

VERY WELL! Honor has been impugned, and apparently can only be satisfied by a double-team! Null: DARE!


#153

LordRendar

LordRendar

Actually I dont have an answer to that question.Thing is I moved back to Germany to start over.Life in the Philippines was a mess.So since I have a fresh beginning I try to make all the right choices.Maybe i should have capitalized on my decision to start studying again and have started a year sooner.


makare
do you dare? or do you want to tell the truth?


#154

phil

phil

@ officer charon

I have a series of questions to ask you for, feel free to answer any or all!

Have you ever fired two guns whilst jumping through the air?
Have you ever fired one gun whilst jumping through the air?
Ever been in a high-speed pursuit?
Have you ever fired a gun whilst in a high speed pursuit?


and have you ever had a good one liner after taking down a bad guy? Like you arrested a drug dealer and told him that the candy shop is closed or something?


#155



makare

LordRendar said:
Actually I dont have an answer to that question.Thing is I moved back to Germany to start over.Life in the Philippines was a mess.So since I have a fresh beginning I try to make all the right choices.Maybe i should have capitalized on my decision to start studying again and have started a year sooner.


makare
do you dare? or do you want to tell the truth?
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sadly it is not my turn, it is either phil or null


#156

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Philosopher B. said:
If you could go back in a time machine and give yourself some advice, what would it be. Or, alternately, what event in your life would you go back and try to change?
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I never got around to asking a girl to tutor me in quantum mechanics, maybe if I had things would have turned out differently.


#157

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

phil said:
@ officer charon

I have a series of questions to ask you for, feel free to answer any or all!

Have you ever fired two guns whilst jumping through the air?
Have you ever fired one gun whilst jumping through the air?
Ever been in a high-speed pursuit?
Have you ever fired a gun whilst in a high speed pursuit?


and have you ever had a good one liner after taking down a bad guy? Like you arrested a drug dealer and told him that the candy shop is closed or something?
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*chuckles* I love that movie.

Never dual-wielded any weapons, neither jumping or stationary. *sadface* Nor have I fired one whilst jumping through the air. Would be pretty boss, though.
I've been in a couple pursuits... *ahem* I mean, aggressive mobile observations (we're not allowed to pursue unless it's a violent felony).
Haven't shot a weapon during pursuit, though. Technically it's not allowed, but if someone's unloading on me, they're going to get whatever I can toss their way. Just sayin'...


#158

Null

Null

O_C: OKay, I dare you to fire two weapons while jumping through the air. For the purposes of you not getting in trouble, they can be airsoft pistols.


#159

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Yo, Morph! Waiting for that dare!

Dare me, woman! DARE ME NAU!!!


#160

CynicismKills

CynicismKills

I wanna play. :awesome:


#161

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

CynicismKills said:
I wanna play. :awesome:
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You're not Morph! And I'm fairly certain you're not a woman, either.


#162

Null

Null

Alright, CK, Truth or Dare?


#163

CynicismKills

CynicismKills

Null said:
Alright, CK, Truth or Dare?
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Since I'm not sure I have the means for most of the dares people are coming up with, let's say truth.


#164

Null

Null

Okay. Heh, my first two ideas for a question were just too mean, so instead of those... What comedy series would you most like to be a recurring character on, and why?


#165



makare

Null said:
O_C: OKay, I dare you to fire two weapons while jumping through the air. For the purposes of you not getting in trouble, they can be airsoft pistols.
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you should also have someone behind you releasing white doves into the air.


#166

CynicismKills

CynicismKills

Null said:
Okay. Heh, my first two ideas for a question were just too mean, so instead of those... What comedy series would you most like to be a recurring character on, and why?
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I am honestly curious what those questions were now.

Annnnnnnyway. I think it'd be Scrubs. Partially because my younger brother and I bonded over this show after a really rough patch when we weren't getting along, so it's pretty close to me in that regard. The other reason is I think it's the first comedy sitcom to have my sense of humor as the prevalent kind, but still mixing it with the kind of poignant moments I like to see here and there. I would have wanted to be on the show from season 1 to 6 or so, I think, as those were the episodes my brother and I enjoyed the most (and still quote to each other constantly).


#167

Morphine

Morphine

North_Ranger said:
Yo, Morph! Waiting for that dare!

Dare me, woman! DARE ME NAU!!!
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LOL! Sorry! I was so caught up with things here that I forgot!

Ok, ok... I dare you to draw (paper and colors, not paint or anything digital) a lovely personalized Lebkuchenherz* for a forumite.


*One of these german gingerbread hearts that say very corny stuff:


#168

phil

phil

Everyone always skips Phil


:(


#169



makare

aw phil i would never skip you

:hug:


#170

phil

phil

:humph:

You would for truth or dare!


#171



makare

Nevah!


#172

phil

phil

Did someone dare me to cockblock Keaton and Clint from fucking?

'cause I did

:(

#doublegaycockblock


#173



makare

ok phil truth or dare


#174

phil

phil

:surprised:

daaaaaaaare!


#175



makare

Ok I dare you to make a video skit of a meeting between 5 forum members represented by household objects. The skit must involve at least one romantic moment and at least one fight scene. It also has to be funny... im sorry you have set a standard and must carry it out.

Oh and you have to explain why you picked each object for each forumite.


#176

phil

phil

:wtf:


#177



makare

:awesome:


#178

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

This promises to be epic in scale....

Also, Makare? >:D

Trurf'a'Durf?!


#179



makare

truth


#180

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

Hmmm.... what is your proudest moment from your teenage years?


#181

phil

phil

makare1 said:
truth
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


#182

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

*chuckles* She decided she wasn't ready for the tsuris... it's okay... your time will come, mon ami


#183



makare

Officer_Charon said:
Hmmm.... what is your proudest moment from your teenage years?
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well im really boring so mine is of course related to education... and spite. Every year they handed out this award for the person who scored the highest on this general history knowledge test and one year I won, which I was really happy about. But what made me proud was that I kicked my friend Hannah's ass. She spent months studying and I never even opened a book. It was glorious and I even got an award in front of the whole school.

However, had I known that Hannah would hold it against me for ten years I probably wouldn't have been so proud.


phil;406219][QUOTE=makare1 said:
truth
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO[/QUOTE]

:'( now i has a special sad that phil gave me


#184

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Bumble the Boy Wonder

I know, I know.

I'm awesome.




#185



Philosopher B.

Goddamn it I am cracking up here. If I break a rib from laughing, ya'll's gettin' billed. :p Well done, sir.


#186

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Philosopher is my new best friend.

I can't believe you all didn't care :(


#187

Cajungal

Cajungal

Goddamnit, Bumble, you are one of the funniest people ever!


#188

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

Bumble, we were too busy picking ourselves up off the floor. Awesome stuff!


#189

Cajungal

Cajungal

I'm only just now seeing it. Then I watched it a second time. You got a belly laugh and a few snorts out of me. Very few people here have made me snort-laugh, so congrats, dearie.


#190

Gusto

Gusto

I'll be real honest with you Bumble.

I can't bring myself to watch it.

It feels like our relationship would be forever changed.


#191

Math242

Math242

ok, i'm gonna try this. someone troof me !


#192

Morphine

Morphine

THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!!!

Go read the first page... go, GO!


#193

Math242

Math242

oh yeah, forgot why i had not played in the first place !


#194

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

I'm standing by, so fire off a ToD at me, and then someone else can take a crack at you, Math


#195

Math242

Math242

alright then, Truth or dare?


#196

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

Truth!

(I apparently need to purchase a couple Airsoft guns still... and get off my ass and perform for Bumble....)


#197



makare

Officer_Charon said:
Truth!

(I apparently need to purchase a couple Airsoft guns still... and get off my ass and perform for Bumble....)
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Perform ay..... i knew it.


#198

Hailey Knight

Hailey Knight

Officer_Charon said:
and get off my ass and perform for Bumble....)
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Hot.


#199



darkangel6988

I want in on this .....maybe I should go back to page 1 and read first lol !


#200

Cajungal

Cajungal

It's simple. All you have to do is ask ToD to the last person who ToD'd someone. That would be math. ToD him at once! Then someone else will ask you. :)


#201

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Bumble the Boy Wonder

We should have some sort of dare-reversal special that we all get one use of..

...yeah I'd use it right away..


#202

phil

phil

I'd reverse my dare so hard!


I just can't get past the third act. :(


#203



makare

phil said:
I'd reverse my dare so hard!


I just can't get past the third act. :(
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stay strong phil!


#204

Math242

Math242

ok Charon:

what is the dumbest arrest you ever got to make during service? (dumbest = by your standard, one you agreed the least with, etc)

thanks ;)


#205

Morphine

Morphine

Math242 truth or dare?


#206

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

Math242 said:
ok Charon:

what is the dumbest arrest you ever got to make during service? (dumbest = by your standard, one you agreed the least with, etc)

thanks ;)
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The one I agreed least with? That one's an easy one. I responded to a house where I'd gone before for a nasty domestic call, wherein the craven aggressor fled prior to my arrival, escaping through a swamp. Which was amusing.

I came back about a month later, after the girl had gotten upset with this douche for being especially douchetacular at a bar, and had swung her arm wide to point him towards the door. This arm's hand held a beer mug, and was about a foot closer to the guy than she thought, and the beer mug clobbered him in the lip. Witnesses advised that they had been arguing, but it didn't appear that she intended to get physical with him.

Under Georgia law, once we determine the primary aggressor in a domestic case, we HAVE to make an arrest. Judicial order, like a warrant. So I had to take a previously battered woman to jail. Felt like a winner, that night.


#207

Math242

Math242

oh yeah, that has got to suck.

Morphine: truth


#208

Gusto

Gusto

Morphine, troof or durr.


#209

Morphine

Morphine

Math242 said:
oh yeah, that has got to suck.

Morphine: truth
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I had forgotten heehee
Tell us about your worst drunk night.

Gusto said:
Morphine, troof or durr.
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Troof, Gustoh man.


#210

Gusto

Gusto

Morphine said:
Gusto said:
Morphine, troof or durr.
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Troof, Gustoh man.
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Please list all the purchases you've made over the last 24 hours.


#211

Morphine

Morphine

Gusto;409605][QUOTE=Morphine said:
Gusto said:
Morphine, troof or durr.
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Troof, Gustoh man.
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Please list all the purchases you've made over the last 24 hours.[/QUOTE]

That's a really bad troof, gustito.

Not in order because I'm drunk and who cares:
-Bottled water
-Sushi
-a piece of purple fabric for a cushion that I'm making.
-dark red nail polish.

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Gusto!
Truthie or darie?


#212

Gusto

Gusto

INTERESTING TO NOTE THAT YOU DID NOT BUY YOUR OWN DRINKS

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Truthie!


#213

Morphine

Morphine

Well of course I didn't! I said it already, it was al for free at a "XV" party.

Tell us something you didn't like about your ex-girlfriend that you would NEVER tell her in a million years.


#214

Gusto

Gusto

She was neither funny, nor did she understand my sense of humour.

Both were frustrating as hell.


#215

Morphine

Morphine

I bet! =s

One of my exes was funny at first... then I realized he just recycled his jokes over and over. Hearing the same jokes for almost a year is quite annoying too =/


#216

Gusto

Gusto

Morphine said:
I bet! =s

One of my exes was funny at first... then I realized he just recycled his jokes over and over. Hearing the same jokes for almost a year is quite annoying too =/
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That is even worse.

There are few tings more important to me than a sense of humor, and my ex was the type to completely play it safe in order to avoid offending anyone or embarrassing herself.

Nothing ventured, nothing gained. Go Team Venture.


#217

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

Yay! I get hungover Morphine for a ToD. *grins*

No, seriously. Truth or Dare, Morphy-pants


#218

Morphine

Morphine

ugh, ok ok you don't have to be so loud @_@
Truth.


#219

Piotyr

Piotyr

Truth or dare, occifer?


#220

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

Ack! Sorry, I was holding up the queue!

Morphine: You've talked about growing up where you did, and how it got kind of rough. Did you ever see anything you wish you'd intervened in? If so, what would you do, knowing what you know today?

Piotyr: I'll take a truf, good sir!


#221

Morphine

Morphine

Officer_Charon said:
Ack! Sorry, I was holding up the queue!

Morphine: You've talked about growing up where you did, and how it got kind of rough. Did you ever see anything you wish you'd intervened in? If so, what would you do, knowing what you know today?
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Well... actually now I wish in some cases I hadn't intervened. I was always the one telling everybody to think it twice, to not fight, to bla bla bla but talking about real interventions there's one specific event in my life around that time that I can't help to wonder how it might've turned out if I hadn't done anything.
When I was 13 my dad was in deep trouble, one time, one of his workshops got mugged and I got there when it was happening, I ran to a neighbor's house, told them to call the cops and went back to the workshop. They hadn't seen me yet but I saw how they had my dad and one of my older brothers who worked with him with a knife on their necks, I got really scared, really mad and I ran and jumped on the back of the guy who had my dad and started kicking, screaming and pulling his hair, he let go of my dad but the other guy who had my brother put him on the ground and started beating the hell out of him, the man I was on top of only gave me minor bruises and a superficial cut with his knife before the cops got there, but my brother who was around 18 at the time got it pretty bad, I've always felt very guilty about it, it was my fault and I often wish I hadn't reacted so impulsively.


#222

Piotyr

Piotyr

Officer_Charon said:
Ack! Sorry, I was holding up the queue!

Morphine: You've talked about growing up where you did, and how it got kind of rough. Did you ever see anything you wish you'd intervened in? If so, what would you do, knowing what you know today?

Piotyr: I'll take a truf, good sir!
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A day late and a dollar short, but here goes...

Would you be more likely to sacrifice yourself on duty for an innocent bystander, or off duty for family? At what point on the job is it not worth sacrificing yourself for others?


#223

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Piotyr, Truth or Dare?


#224

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

Morphine said:
Well... actually now I wish in some cases I hadn't intervened. I was always the one telling everybody to think it twice, to not fight, to bla bla bla but talking about real interventions there's one specific event in my life around that time that I can't help to wonder how it might've turned out if I hadn't done anything.
When I was 13 my dad was in deep trouble, one time, one of his workshops got mugged and I got there when it was happening, I ran to a neighbor's house, told them to call the cops and went back to the workshop. They hadn't seen me yet but I saw how they had my dad and one of my older brothers who worked with him with a knife on their necks, I got really scared, really mad and I ran and jumped on the back of the guy who had my dad and started kicking, screaming and pulling his hair, he let go of my dad but the other guy who had my brother put him on the ground and started beating the hell out of him, the man I was on top of only gave me minor bruises and a superficial cut with his knife before the cops got there, but my brother who was around 18 at the time got it pretty bad, I've always felt very guilty about it, it was my fault and I often wish I hadn't reacted so impulsively.
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That was really rather spectacularly brave. I'm not just saying that to make you feel better: the fact that the one dirty fought your brother, rather than come to his buddy's aid or even just run away tells me that they would have either held your family hostage, or straight-up killed them when police arrived.

You were the wild-card that made sure that it didn't go according to plan for them, despite the cost to your poor brother, and you have the sheer guts needed to carry it through, no matter what you may (or may not) have been thinking at the time.

Piotyr said:
A day late and a dollar short, but here goes...

Would you be more likely to sacrifice yourself on duty for an innocent bystander, or off duty for family? At what point on the job is it not worth sacrificing yourself for others?
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Oof! That's what I get for asking truths that make people dig, I guess. *chuckles*

In all honesty... probably my family, but that's merely on the strength of not even having to consider sacrificing myself for them. With regards to my life not being worth someone else's on the job... you hear all the time from veterans that "It's not worth your life," and so on, but I really don't believe that.

I honestly and truly believe that if I'm going to do this job, I'm going to be dedicated to it. It's not enough to just put in my time on the clock and head home at the end of the day. If I can't give this job every ounce of what I have to give, then what reason do I have to wear a badge. This shield is more than just a symbol: I really do see myself as standing in the defense of ordinary citizens.

Now, maybe I'm still just young and naive enough to carry that, but I hope that I will always have this drive. I live to help others, to serve the community (or nation) that I'm a part of, and ultimately the planet that I was born on. I prefer to think that people can all get along, and I tend to work like that, giving people the benefit of the doubt. It means that occasionally, I get my good will taken advantage of. That's okay. Karma gets those who help themselves to the detriment of others.



..... Whew! That's been on my mind for a while.... I might need to start blogging, so as to get the drama out every now and then. *wry chuckle*


#225

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Officer_Charon;410274][QUOTE=Morphine said:
Well... actually now I wish in some cases I hadn't intervened. I was always the one telling everybody to think it twice, to not fight, to bla bla bla but talking about real interventions there's one specific event in my life around that time that I can't help to wonder how it might've turned out if I hadn't done anything.
When I was 13 my dad was in deep trouble, one time, one of his workshops got mugged and I got there when it was happening, I ran to a neighbor's house, told them to call the cops and went back to the workshop. They hadn't seen me yet but I saw how they had my dad and one of my older brothers who worked with him with a knife on their necks, I got really scared, really mad and I ran and jumped on the back of the guy who had my dad and started kicking, screaming and pulling his hair, he let go of my dad but the other guy who had my brother put him on the ground and started beating the hell out of him, the man I was on top of only gave me minor bruises and a superficial cut with his knife before the cops got there, but my brother who was around 18 at the time got it pretty bad, I've always felt very guilty about it, it was my fault and I often wish I hadn't reacted so impulsively.
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That was really rather spectacularly brave. I'm not just saying that to make you feel better: the fact that the one dirty fought your brother, rather than come to his buddy's aid or even just run away tells me that they would have either held your family hostage, or straight-up killed them when police arrived.

You were the wild-card that made sure that it didn't go according to plan for them, despite the cost to your poor brother, and you have the sheer guts needed to carry it through, no matter what you may (or may not) have been thinking at the time.

Piotyr said:
A day late and a dollar short, but here goes...

Would you be more likely to sacrifice yourself on duty for an innocent bystander, or off duty for family? At what point on the job is it not worth sacrificing yourself for others?
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Oof! That's what I get for asking truths that make people dig, I guess. *chuckles*

In all honesty... probably my family, but that's merely on the strength of not even having to consider sacrificing myself for them. With regards to my life not being worth someone else's on the job... you hear all the time from veterans that "It's not worth your life," and so on, but I really don't believe that.

I honestly and truly believe that if I'm going to do this job, I'm going to be dedicated to it. It's not enough to just put in my time on the clock and head home at the end of the day. If I can't give this job every ounce of what I have to give, then what reason do I have to wear a badge. This shield is more than just a symbol: I really do see myself as standing in the defense of ordinary citizens.

Now, maybe I'm still just young and naive enough to carry that, but I hope that I will always have this drive. I live to help others, to serve the community (or nation) that I'm a part of, and ultimately the planet that I was born on. I prefer to think that people can all get along, and I tend to work like that, giving people the benefit of the doubt. It means that occasionally, I get my good will taken advantage of. That's okay. Karma gets those who help themselves to the detriment of others.



..... Whew! That's been on my mind for a while.... I might need to start blogging, so as to get the drama out every now and then. *wry chuckle*[/QUOTE]

You are the goddamn Lieutenant Gordon of Halforums..


#226

Bubble181

Bubble181

Bumble! Twooth ow Dawe?


#227

Piotyr

Piotyr

Bumble the Boy Wonder said:
Piotyr, Truth or Dare?
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Truth me up.


#228

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Piotyr! Most of us have had moments where we do or say something, and immediately afterwards utter the words, "...I'm going to hell when I die."

Have you ever done anything that made you say these words? If so, WHAT??




And I'll take a truth Bubble!


#229

Piotyr

Piotyr

Bumble the Boy Wonder said:
Piotyr! Most of us have had moments where we do or say something, and immediately afterwards utter the words, "...I'm going to hell when I die."

Have you ever done anything that made you say these words? If so, WHAT??
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When I was in college, in my circle of friends we had one that just had some bad luck with the ladies. He was being a mope about a girl that got away around the time of his 21st birthday, so a few other friends and myself took it upon ourselves to "help him out" and razz him a bit for his 21st birthday. So, early, early in the morning (starting at like 2am) we printed out about 5000 copies of a mock-up dating advertisement featuring his face, basic traits, and contact information, with the tagline "Need Wood?" (because of his last name of "Post" we nicknamed the guy "Wood"), and proceeded to post them all over campus, on every tree, sign, wall, door, everything from 2-5 AM. We also had t-shirts and buttons printed up with the same information and were wearing the t-shirts the next day and passing out the "Need Wood?" buttons to everyone on campus. He also happened to have a very important presentation for his senior year project that day, and I passed out the buttons to everyone else in his group so they'd wear them, and I also attended wearing the t-shirt and a button.

I'm not sure he ever forgave us for that. In a twist of irony, he did meet his future wife as a result of what we did. Plus, everyone on campus knew him then.


#230

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Bumble the Boy Wonder

....Our fun has died :(


#231

phil

phil

Bumble! TRUTH OR DARE!


#232

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Bumble the Boy Wonder

TRUTH


#233

phil

phil

What is your spirit animal?


#234

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Da Bears


#235

phil

phil

DAAAAAAAAAAA bears.


#236

Piotyr

Piotyr

I was worried I killed the thread...

Phil, truth or dare?


#237

phil

phil

Piotyr said:
I was worried I killed the thread...

Phil, truth or dare?
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Truth!


#238

Piotyr

Piotyr

phil;413678][QUOTE=Piotyr said:
I was worried I killed the thread...

Phil, truth or dare?
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Truth![/QUOTE]

Describe the least desirable individual you've ever encountered.


#239

phil

phil

Chaz

/rimshot

No, I'd have to say it's my last roommate's girlfriend.

I don't want to get into details but I will say that she just physically repulsess me. I can't look at her for too long and every noise she makes just sounds gross to me. She eats really loud, taking those fat person gasps for air every now and again and let's out little burps and farts a lot. She also forgets to flush every now and again which I just HATE.

Christ I'm glad they moved in together so I don't have to see her again.


#240

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

I refuse to let this go without a fight! This thread has epic potential!

Piotyr! TRUTH! OR! DAAAAARRRRRE?!?!!


#241

phil

phil

OC!

You know the score!


#242

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

TRUF! I am mildly inebriated, and so perhaps a bit more forthcoming with the juicier tidbits


#243

phil

phil

What is some secret, that you don't normally tell people? Perhaps something you haven't told your wife, if even just by happenstance that it never came up.


#244

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Phil, truth or dare?


#245

Bubble181

Bubble181

Bumble the Boy Wonder said:
And I'll take a truth Bubble!
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Only coming here once or twice a week really plays s havoc with this sort of thread :-P

Okido, let's see... If you were forcibly evicted from the USA and had to settle down somewhere else and start life completely anew, where would you go and what would you set out to do?


#246

Piotyr

Piotyr

Officer_Charon said:
I refuse to let this go without a fight! This thread has epic potential!

Piotyr! TRUTH! OR! DAAAAARRRRRE?!?!!
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I will take a truth, if the game hasn't passed me too far by yet.


#247

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Bubble181;418896][QUOTE=Bumble the Boy Wonder said:
And I'll take a truth Bubble!
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Only coming here once or twice a week really plays s havoc with this sort of thread :-P

Okido, let's see... If you were forcibly evicted from the USA and had to settle down somewhere else and start life completely anew, where would you go and what would you set out to do?[/QUOTE]

CanadaLand! I would seek out Gusto, traveling only by hitching a ride, walking, or horse-back (y'know, like from a friendly mountie.)

I would document my adventures across the land, and help those that needed it along the way.

I would tell Gusto of this, but would not ask for any directions, other than what ciity he is located in.

It'd be like a massive game of hide and seek. Only I'd be wandering the land and getting into adventures, like Caine from Kung-Fu


#248

phil

phil

HCGLNS said:
Phil, truth or dare?
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Truth!


#249

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

phil;418940][QUOTE=HCGLNS said:
Phil, truth or dare?
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Truth![/QUOTE]

If you were able to become a fish, what fish would you become, which forumite do you think would catch you and how would they prepare you for dinner?


#250

phil

phil

I'd be a flounder. Robking would catch me, but by accident. He would think about being spontaneous and adventurous and take a bite of me raw. He would regret this immediately and throw me back into the ocean. My body would wash ashore in Finland and north ranger would wear me as a hat, like he does with all fish he finds.


#251

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

phil said:
What is some secret, that you don't normally tell people? Perhaps something you haven't told your wife, if even just by happenstance that it never came up.
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Hrrrmm... I could reveal something like personal preferences in regards to naughty bits, but I don't think that this is the right audience for that. *evil grin*

How about the time when I told on a kid whom I shared my locker with in high school (he was hiding cigarettes, o noes! ), which prompted a couple months of near-constant harrassment/threats from this guy and his group of skater cronies.

I do tend to be unusually harsh on skaters when I encounter them around town...


#252

phil

phil

What did you tell them? Ima call you.


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