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Dave

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If the man is on top while the baby is conceived then it's a boy. If the man is on the bottom it's a girl. If from behind then they have puppies.


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When my sisters were born, the entire clan was in shock as they were the first girls born in three generations. Since then girls have been born first to all subsequent generations.
 
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My maternal grandmother was one of five girls. That whole side of the family is predominantly female. Of the eight of us in my generation, there are two males and six females. While I know it's the man's genetics that determine the baby's gender, because of the pattern of my mom's family I was pretty confident I was having a girl when I got pregnant the first time. I was shocked and amazed to find out I was having a boy.
 
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If the man is on top while the baby is conceived then it's a boy. If the man is on the bottom it's a girl. If from behind then they have puppies.


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I always laugh at this classic. when people asked if we were having a boy/girl I cracked a smile and would say puppy first. after the confused and horrifed look i would say the normal answer.
 
In the Sims 3 if a pregnant woman eats watermelon during her pregnancy, it will increase the chances of having a girl, and eating apples will increase her odds of birthing a son. There's also a base 10% chance of twins and ~1% chance of triplets, but these can be increased with perks, or if one of the parents is THEMSELVES a twin/triplet.

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