Welp... (Leyla has joined the battle)

[Jay]

 

[Cheesy1]

Jay . . . is . . . spawning?!

(Joking man, congrats!)

 

[Jay]

 

[Gared]

Cheers!

Or maybe condolences?

 

[BErt]

...and he never posted in the "I just had sex" thread again.

Congrats Man!

 

[WasabiPoptart]

Congratulations!

 

[Ravenpoe]

Dammit Jay, you can't have a baby. How are we gonna game together if you're changing diapers!

 

[bhamv3]

Jay is pregnant?

 

[Cheesy1]

Jay is pregnant?

And Ravenpoe is the father!

 

[Timmus]

Congratulations Jay and...Lady Jay?

 

[strawman]

I'm telling you man be careful. Once you pop, you can't stop...

 

[Timmus]

I'm telling you man be careful. Once you pop, you can't stop...

Babies: Betcha can't eat just one.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Wait a minute. JAY is pregnant? Not his wife?

 

[North_Ranger]

Congratulations, Jay and Mrs Jay! Here's the sign-up form for the Halforums Baby Army, to be filled in triplicate...

 

[Azurephoenix]

Dammit Jay, you can't have a baby. How are we gonna game together if you're changing diapers!

This just means he can't make fun of my erratic/non-existant multiplayer gaming schedule because he will know how it works now.

Congratulations Jay! Make sure to instill the EA hate at an early age.

 

[sixpackshaker]

Surprise!!!

 

[Adam]

Awesome bud, congrats!

 

[North_Ranger]

Incidentally, doesn't that word have an 'H' in it? Like, right after the 'W'?

 

[strawman]

Incidentally, doesn't that word have an 'H' in it? Like, right after the 'W'?

Only if you're referring to an actual whelp.

In this case welp is a version of "well" when there's nothing more to say.

 

[PatrThom]

Now for the real question...

...boy or girl*?

--Patrick
*Or...other?

 

[Dave]

Congrats! You the man!

 

[Jay]

Holy crap, 30 alerts... and I forgot I posted this today.

Dammit Jay, you can't have a baby. How are we gonna game together if you're changing diapers!

With sticky fingers.

This just means he can't make fun of my erratic/non-existant multiplayer gaming schedule because he will know how it works now.

Congratulations Jay! Make sure to instill the EA hate at an early age.

Baby's name will be Shepard.

Now for the real question...

...boy or girl*?

--Patrick
*Or...other?

Hard to tell, she's only a few weeks pregnant... and the baby is probably the size of an orange seed.

 

[Bowielee]

Y'all multiply like rabbits.

Contratulations Jay.

 

[CrimsonSoul]

Why is it when a woman gets pregnant all the ladies rub her belly and say congratulations, but no one rubs your dick and says good job?

 

[Bowielee]

Technically, they'd have to cup the balls unless people started rubbing pregnant women's vaginas.

 

[Ravenpoe]

Why is it when a woman gets pregnant all the ladies rub her belly and say congratulations, but no one rubs your dick and says good job?

You're right. We should all high five Jay's dick. Or at least shake his balls.

 

[Hylian]

So you have testicular cancer?




j/k congrats

 

[Bowielee]

 

[CrimsonSoul]

people started rubbing pregnant women's vaginas.

Now that's something I can get behind!

 

[bhamv3]

Now that's something I can get behind!

It's something I can get into too!

 

[Cajungal]

Congratulations, Jay! stienman don't you get a toaster or something after the 7th? It's something to look forward to... besides the precious bundle, that is.

 

[Jay]

You're right. We should all high five Jay's dick. Or at least shake his balls.

Get in line good Sir!

Also

Dammit Jay, you can't have a baby. How are we gonna game together if you're changing diapers!

 

[Frank]

Baby's eh?

Raise a good one Jaysef.

Congrats yo.

 

[CrimsonSoul]

I like how this went from Jay's baby to cupping balls and rubbing a pregnant womans vagina then back to Jay's baby

 

[Jay]

My new avatar... who likes?