Welp... (Leyla has joined the battle)

[Timmus]

You're wife is gestating an avatar!?

I have so many questions I don't know where to begin.

 

[bhamv3]

You're wife is gestating an avatar!?

I have so many questions I don't know where to begin.

And avatars are combinations of human DNA and Na'vi DNA. Therefore, we must conclude that either Jay or his wife is a 10-foot blue alien.

 

[Timmus]

And avatars are combinations of human DNA and Na'vi DNA. Therefore, we must conclude that either Jay or his wife is a 10-foot blue alien.

I hope it's his wife for her sake...

 

[Ravenpoe]

Those blue chicks were hot.

 

[Timmus]

Those blue chicks were hot.

I'd hit that...with a stepladder.

 

[Ravenpoe]

Oh shit... Avatar just turned me into a furry.

 

[Timmus]

Oh shit... Avatar just turned me into a furry.

 

[Ravenpoe]

I should accept my fursona

*I wonder how much we can derail Jay's huge news

 

[WasabiPoptart]

I should accept my fursona

 

[bhamv3]

Well, I know what my nightmares are going to be about tonight.

 

[Timmus]

 

[PatrThom]

Hard to tell, she's only a few weeks pregnant... and the baby is probably the size of an orange seed.

From little acorns, and all that.

--Patrick

 

[Timmus]

HOLY SHIT! JAY'S HAVING A TREE!?

 

[Emrys]

Timmus, honey, we need to talk...

 

[Jay]

Yes, I'm planting my seed.

/rr martin

 

[WasabiPoptart]

HOLY SHIT! JAY'S HAVING A TREE!?

No no. His wife really likes oranges.

 

[Gusto]

Yes, I'm planting my seed.

/rr martin

I'm now gonna refer to you by your new title, Mother of Dragons.

 

[Azurephoenix]

Baby's name will be Shepard.

Too aweseome... I salute you sir

 

[drawn_inward]

Too aweseome... I salute you sir

That's Mr. Shepard Mal Canuck to you.

BTW Congrats Jay!

 

[IronBrig4]

Well congratulations! This is good news. Let there be feasting and celebration throughout the kingdom!

 

[Jay]

Much obliged people.

Now I have mostly received the congratulatory comments by the good folk of Halforums, now one has to ask.... what will change in this humble man's life?

 

[strawman]

Make a list of the top three activities you enjoy. Now stop doing two of them.

 

[Jay]

1. Posting constructive and positive things on Halforums.
2. Cooking new recipes.
3. Sexual things.

 

[sixpackshaker]

1. Posting constructive and positive things on Halforums.
2. Cooking new recipes.
3. Sexual things.

You're going to really miss the bedroom and kitchen...

 

[Azurephoenix]

Much obliged people.

Now I have mostly received the congratulatory comments by the good folk of Halforums, now one has to ask.... what will change in this humble man's life?

Your multiplayer gaming schedule will be like mine... welcome to the brotherhood!

Also, you must master the art of the quickie. Children are merciless cockblockers.

 

[Jay]

Not if they aren't tied next to the water heater in the garage.

 

[PatrThom]

what will change in this humble man's life?

Well, assuming everything comes out all right...

…your schedule will be disrupted.
…the Government will expect certain things of you.
…you will become responsible for things you don't control.
…you will need to learn to budget.
…you will buy a big pile of crap that you will use for one year and then throw away, and every year, you will buy another pile.
…everything of value to you will be in constant danger of being destroyed.

But seriously, the biggest change in your life? You will have to always consider what's best for somebody else ahead of yourself. Every time. Otherwise, you aren't doing it right.

--Patrick

 

[Ravenpoe]

You will have to always consider what's best for somebody else ahead of yourself.

Fuck that, I'm never having kids.

 

[Silent Bob]

 

[Zappit]

And if we track the chain of events that led to this, it will invariably lead right to Nick's prom night.

 

[bhamv3]

And if we track the chain of events that led to this, it will invariably lead right to Nick's prom night.

Nick went to prom with a Na'vi?

 

[Zappit]

Nick went to prom with a Na'vi?

Who says he didn't?

 

[bhamv3]

Who says he didn't?

Well, to say he did would be a total abandonment of common sense.

... Just like Nick's prom night.

 

[jwhouk]

There is nothing that I can add to this thread that would be either true or constructive.

Except - congrats, Jay!

 

[Hailey Knight]

Congratulations, Jay! I can only imagine the vengeance plots you could hatch with a baby as a decoy.