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What Gets You Banned From Xbox Live Until The Year 9999?

Apr 19, 2010#1

Hylian

http://kotaku.com/5520100/what-gets-you-banned-from-xbox-live-until-the-year-9999

A concerned parent has apparently taken to the official 360 forums, looking for an explanation as to why his son had been banned from Xbox Live until the Year of our Lord, 9999. Microsoft was only too happy to oblige. \"Would be helpful if someone could enlighten me as to why he has been suspended until 31/12/9999 without notification\" reads the plea from user TC57UK. Xbox Live enforcer XBLPET Whiskey was on-hand to provide said notification.

Priceless.
MY SON 2 [Xbox, via NeoGAF]

:laugh:

Apr 19, 2010#2

Dave

....How old is said son?

That's either sad or really, really disturbing.

But either way it's funny! The response that is. "Draw FOUR?!? DRAW THIS!!!!"

Apr 19, 2010#3

strawman

.... cue pedophiles working on their uno game in 3...2...

Apr 19, 2010#4

Frankie Williamson

I can tell you what gets you and three other people banned from Chatroulette. Making fun of guys with their dicks out. Three in a row that we all mocked pretty hard and suddenly we were banned for breaking the rules.

Apr 19, 2010#5

GasBandit

People still go to chatroulette?

:smug:

Apr 19, 2010#6

Frankie Williamson

Nope, just guys with their dicks out.

Apr 19, 2010#7

Null

I thought that was the only possible purpose of chatroulette.

Apr 19, 2010#8

Espy

I went there once and :Leyla:

Apr 20, 2010#9

CrimsonSoul

Espy said:
I went there once and

Chatroulette or Uno?

Apr 20, 2010#10

Officer_Charon

Well, if it was Duo, that would be REALLY disturbing...

Apr 20, 2010#11

Espy

CrimsonSoul;373542][QUOTE=Espy said:
I went there once and

Chatroulette or Uno?[/QUOTE]

Who can tell with all the penis in the way?

Apr 20, 2010#12

Chibibar

Espy;373617][QUOTE=CrimsonSoul;373542][QUOTE=Espy said:
I went there once and

Chatroulette or Uno?[/QUOTE]

Who can tell with all the penis in the way?[/QUOTE]

Uno has change a lot since I play. I all use are cards and yelling Uno. Is this some sort of new rules like Proper noun in Scrabble?

Apr 25, 2010#13

thinker

Null said:
I thought that was the only possible purpose of chatroulette.

I've been to Chatroulette multiple times and I've never seen a single penis. I am a statistical anomaly, or a very lucky lady!

Apr 25, 2010#14

Philosopher B.

I have yet to go on Chatroulette myself. I just know the second I get on there I am going to be met with some dude's dongle swingin' in the breeze.

Apr 25, 2010#15

Kitty Sinatra

thinker said:
I've never seen a single penis. I am . . . a very lucky lady!

Oh. Are you a lesbian?

Apr 25, 2010#16

thinker

Kitty Sinatra said:
Oh. Are you a lesbian?

No, but if I'm going to see a penis, I want to see it on my own terms.

Apr 26, 2010#17

Officer_Charon

Hey, the lady just wants to dicktate her preferences, that's all. Why do you have to give her such a hard time? Get a hold of yourself, man!

Apr 26, 2010#18

Calleja

heh, the "dicktate" bit was a little overboard, though

Apr 26, 2010#19

Officer_Charon

True enough. Thought I was flaunting it a bit. Should know better than to compensate.

Apr 26, 2010#20

Iaculus

Hey, Mex, no need to get up in his face. It's hard for others to sustain one of your vigorous, virile punning streaks.

Apr 26, 2010#21

thinker

Officer_Charon said:
Hey, the lady just wants to dicktate her preferences, that's all. Why do you have to give her such a hard time? Get a hold of yourself, man!

Hee hee

Apr 27, 2010#22

CrimsonSoul

thinker;376910][QUOTE=Officer_Charon said:
Hey, the lady just wants to dicktate her preferences, that's all. Why do you have to give her such a hard time? Get a hold of yourself, man!

Hee hee[/QUOTE]

Thinker Check this out..

NSFW

8=====> ~~~

hehehe

Apr 27, 2010#23

thinker

CrimsonSoul said:
Thinker Check this out.. NSFW Spoiler: 8=====> ~~~ hehehe

Ha ha. Ok, if that's the worst I have to deal with, I think I'll make it.

Apr 27, 2010#24

Philosopher B.

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