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What is the Worst Song of All Time?
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I loath Hillsongs and hand actions. I always told people at church that Hand actions were why I learned guitar.
I think you're looking for the AWESOME videos thread.
I don't think we're talking about songs like "Why must I cry?" or "It's Cold in the D," which are songs which were terrible the moment they were released. I think this thread is more about that song that got plenty of airplay but that you want to reduce a building to rubble whenever it plays.
--Patrick
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My cat actually just attacked one of my speakers when I was playing this. Only time she's ever done that. We have a winner.
Honestly, my only reservation about posting that was whether it counted as a song. Its always fun to see peoples' reactions when I say that the worst song ever was (technically) by the Beatles.
Most Beatlephiles deny that is even a song.
Here's how you can tell:
If you ask a Beatle fan what the longest (in terms of time) recorded song of the Fab Four is, they will likely tell you, "I Want You/She's So Heavy".
If you respond, "Wait, what about...", they will interrupt you and say, "That was NOT a song."
Here's how you can tell:
If you ask a Beatle fan what the longest (in terms of time) recorded song of the Fab Four is, they will likely tell you, "I Want You/She's So Heavy".
If you respond, "Wait, what about...", they will interrupt you and say, "That was NOT a song."
Longest (in terms of time) recorded song of anything ever, since it is theoretically infinite in length (disregarding wear of media/needle).
--Patrick
My daughter loves this soung and made me listen to it. It is my nomination. Perhaps i could find worse, but just reading the thread title brings this to mind.
I don't know, My Pal Foot-Foot actually made me cringe, and feel in pain. This isn't music, but doesn't make me cringe. It's strange, and a bit haunting, but I wouldn't call it abjectly terrible the way The Shags were.
I bet it sounds AMAZING on acid.
Fucking Foriegner. Every song sounds like statutory rape.[DOUBLEPOST=1409441049,1409440910][/DOUBLEPOST]The song I hate more than anything right now is Rude by Magic. Fuck that piece of shit pile of sappy suck tunes.
"Man, it sure has been a long time since the last Green Day album! I'm sure the main song of their next album won't be played to death, have obvious symbolism even for them, and suck out loud to the Nth degree!"
That "Demons in your soul" line is like a dagger straight to your brain.
That "Demons in your soul" line is like a dagger straight to your brain.
GasBandit
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Scruffy tattooed musicians with pretensions of punk rock don't like republicans? Surely you jest.
I hate this song so much. And it bothers me that the choir of children have been practicing THIS song all year long:
"Ding dong ding dong ding dong"
Really? ALL FUCKING YEAR to nail that?[DOUBLEPOST=1409461886,1409461685][/DOUBLEPOST]
Without it though, we wouldn't have the superior Richard Cheese version.
Basically my every response to every song on that album. SO bad.
That has retroactively lessened my enjoyment of one of my childhood favorites. Jackass.
Well....Bad, but not as bad as Cyrus.
...ugh....
While it's a crappy cover, there's worse in here.
eeeee-ee-e-eeee-eeehee the Martian Hop, eee-eeh-eee.... I'm sorry, I like it just for the lasting power of that refrain. Yes, it's horrible, but in the "so bad it's hilarious" way, to me
...ugh....
While it's a crappy cover, there's worse in here.
That one I honestly and actually don't know. I mean, I've heard it maybe once or twice but that's it. Though "those annoying Christmas jingles" I can agree with, they're just different ones down here I guess.
Considered as a post-modern work of art, it's genuinely not terrible. As a piece of music of a pop band and supposedly listenable, it's beyond horrible. I went and put on the Martian Bop to get this out of my head.
That is actually awesome
[DOUBLEPOST=1409513647,1409513467][/DOUBLEPOST]And the above post is why I usually limit myself to ratings 
Psuedo-Necro.
Still the worst song. Also, the most punchable lead singer in history. I just want to cave in his stupid, smug face.
Cajungal
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Yeah that song is weird.
Not the worst song, but the worst analogy by a musician, ever.
http://www.fasterlouder.com.au/news...mpares-music-streaming-to-killing-an-elephant
Tom DeLonge of Blink 182 compares music streaming services to killing elephants for ivory.
http://www.fasterlouder.com.au/news...mpares-music-streaming-to-killing-an-elephant
Tom DeLonge of Blink 182 compares music streaming services to killing elephants for ivory.
GasBandit
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It always mystifies me that musicians are thought (by themselves OR anyone else) to be an authority on anything other than making pleasing waveforms. I dare say Blink 182 is, as you no doubt agree from the content of your post, a dubious source on the actual economics and ethics of content delivery systems.
An artist can choose to take part in streaming services or not, that's their prerogative. But they have to realize that the streaming services are huge mitigators for music piracy. If you end all music streaming (as they no doubt want, if it's tantamount to ivory poaching), you just end up going back to the good old napster days of rampant music piracy.
An artist can choose to take part in streaming services or not, that's their prerogative. But they have to realize that the streaming services are huge mitigators for music piracy. If you end all music streaming (as they no doubt want, if it's tantamount to ivory poaching), you just end up going back to the good old napster days of rampant music piracy.