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What People Got Stuck in Their Orifices 2024!

#1

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

It's my favourite annual tradition: learning what people got stuck in various orifices and went to the hospital for it!

https://defector.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-5


#2

PatrThom

PatrThom

ThatNickGuy said:
and went to the hospital for it!
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That's true. Think of all the unreported incidents which never saw a hospital and therefore are forever lost to the annals of history.

--Patrick


#3

Bubble181

Bubble181

PatrThom said:
That's true. Think of all the unreported incidents which never saw a hospital and therefore are forever lost to the anals of history.

--Patrick
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FTFY


#4

GasBandit

GasBandit

"Butts."

FTFBoY.


#5

Dave

Dave

Probably my favorite:
  • "TRIED TO 'REMOVE POOP' WITH A PEN FEW DAYS AGO, LOST PEN IN RECTUM"


#6

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

Dave said:
Probably my favorite:
  • "TRIED TO 'REMOVE POOP' WITH A PEN FEW DAYS AGO, LOST PEN IN RECTUM"
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I once had constipation so bad, I had to solve it like a mathematician.

I had to work it out with a pencil.


#7

GasBandit

GasBandit

It's been just over 10 years since fondue fork.


#8

bhamv3

bhamv3

My grandfather suffered from constipation in his later years. One day, while he was trying to expel his bowels, and my grandma was also in there (giving encouragement or advice, I dunno), my then-girlfriend-now-wife and I passed by outside the bathroom door, and we both heard my grandpa say to my grandma...

"Go get a spoon."

We sort of looked at each other and then tacitly decided to never bring this up ever again.


#9

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

so many of these poop problems seem like they could be solved with a good bidet


#10

PatrThom

PatrThom

Tinwhistler said:
so many of these poop problems seem like they could be solved with a good bidet
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Or an enema.

--Patrick


#11

Dave

Dave

PatrThom said:
Or an enema.

--Patrick
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#12

CrimsonSoul

CrimsonSoul

At work in 2024 I got to pull a pen out of a patients asshole. Why, may you ask did the person have a pen in their asshole, because I did ask. In case they needed to write something down later. Yes, it was a psych patient.


#13

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

CrimsonSoul said:
At work in 2024 I got to pull a pen out of a patients asshole. Why, may you ask did the person have a pen in their asshole, because I did ask. In case they needed to write something down later. Yes, it was a psych patient.
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"Doctor, you have a thermometer in your pocket!"

"You know what this means? Some asshole has my pen!"


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