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What People Got Stuck in Their Orifices 2024!

Dec 25, 2024#1

ThatNickGuy

It's my favourite annual tradition: learning what people got stuck in various orifices and went to the hospital for it!

https://defector.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-5

Dec 25, 2024#2

PatrThom

ThatNickGuy said:
and went to the hospital for it!

That's true. Think of all the unreported incidents which never saw a hospital and therefore are forever lost to the annals of history.

--Patrick

Dec 25, 2024#3

Bubble181

PatrThom said:
That's true. Think of all the unreported incidents which never saw a hospital and therefore are forever lost to the anals of history.

--Patrick

FTFY

Dec 25, 2024#4

GasBandit

"Butts."

FTFBoY.

Dec 25, 2024#5

Dave

Probably my favorite:

"TRIED TO 'REMOVE POOP' WITH A PEN FEW DAYS AGO, LOST PEN IN RECTUM"

Dec 29, 2024#6

sixpackshaker

Dave said:
Probably my favorite:

"TRIED TO 'REMOVE POOP' WITH A PEN FEW DAYS AGO, LOST PEN IN RECTUM"

I once had constipation so bad, I had to solve it like a mathematician.

I had to work it out with a pencil.

Dec 29, 2024#7

GasBandit

It's been just over 10 years since fondue fork.

Dec 29, 2024#8

bhamv3

My grandfather suffered from constipation in his later years. One day, while he was trying to expel his bowels, and my grandma was also in there (giving encouragement or advice, I dunno), my then-girlfriend-now-wife and I passed by outside the bathroom door, and we both heard my grandpa say to my grandma...

"Go get a spoon."

We sort of looked at each other and then tacitly decided to never bring this up ever again.

Dec 29, 2024#9

Tinwhistler

so many of these poop problems seem like they could be solved with a good bidet

Dec 29, 2024#10

PatrThom

Tinwhistler said:
so many of these poop problems seem like they could be solved with a good bidet

Or an enema.

--Patrick

Dec 30, 2024#11

Dave

PatrThom said:
Or an enema.

--Patrick

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