[Funny] What People Got Stuck in Their Orifices 2024!

[ThatNickGuy]

It's my favourite annual tradition: learning what people got stuck in various orifices and went to the hospital for it!

https://defector.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-5

 

[PatrThom]

and went to the hospital for it!

That's true. Think of all the unreported incidents which never saw a hospital and therefore are forever lost to the annals of history.

--Patrick

 

[Bubble181]

That's true. Think of all the unreported incidents which never saw a hospital and therefore are forever lost to the anals of history.

--Patrick

FTFY

 

[GasBandit]

"Butts."

FTFBoY.

 

[Dave]

Probably my favorite:

• "TRIED TO 'REMOVE POOP' WITH A PEN FEW DAYS AGO, LOST PEN IN RECTUM"

 

[sixpackshaker]

Probably my favorite:

• "TRIED TO 'REMOVE POOP' WITH A PEN FEW DAYS AGO, LOST PEN IN RECTUM"

I once had constipation so bad, I had to solve it like a mathematician.

I had to work it out with a pencil.

 

[GasBandit]

It's been just over 10 years since fondue fork.

 

[bhamv3]

My grandfather suffered from constipation in his later years. One day, while he was trying to expel his bowels, and my grandma was also in there (giving encouragement or advice, I dunno), my then-girlfriend-now-wife and I passed by outside the bathroom door, and we both heard my grandpa say to my grandma...

"Go get a spoon."

We sort of looked at each other and then tacitly decided to never bring this up ever again.

 

[Tinwhistler]

so many of these poop problems seem like they could be solved with a good bidet

 

[PatrThom]

so many of these poop problems seem like they could be solved with a good bidet

Or an enema.

--Patrick

 

[Dave]

Or an enema.

--Patrick

 

[CrimsonSoul]

At work in 2024 I got to pull a pen out of a patients asshole. Why, may you ask did the person have a pen in their asshole, because I did ask. In case they needed to write something down later. Yes, it was a psych patient.

 

[Tinwhistler]

At work in 2024 I got to pull a pen out of a patients asshole. Why, may you ask did the person have a pen in their asshole, because I did ask. In case they needed to write something down later. Yes, it was a psych patient.

"Doctor, you have a thermometer in your pocket!"

"You know what this means? Some asshole has my pen!"