Ctrl+C, Ctrl+VFor about the 10th year in a row, I resolve to not have any new year's resolutions.
Oh and @Dave is old. What? Everyone's doing it, I just wanted to be cool.
Ctrl+C, Ctrl+VFor about the 10th year in a row, I resolve to not have any new year's resolutions.
Woo hoo, I made it!Ditto. My resolution is the same as it's been every year. To see New Years Day next year.
So far I have a 100% success rate on my new years resolutions!
Must've been hard, considering he first had to develop multicellular structures.Also, Dave's so old his first New Years resolution was to develop opposable thumbs.
He never uses , it's all just anyway. Pfah!Daddy's not gonna be happy with y'all when he gets home.
so, like, uh, how many of those 2016 resolutions did you keep?Not much of resolutions but here they are anyways
Lose weight
Go to the gym at least 4 times a week
Tell my homophobic, transphobic, conservative, super religious parents that I am trans (they will love that I am sure, lol)
Gah, I didn't realise the year on the post lolso, like, uh, how many of those 2016 resolutions did you keep?
What? No don't feel stupid! This has indeed turned into a 2017 resolution thread.Gah, I didn't realise the year on the post lol
Now I feel really stupid, lol
...only two, huh?Why I've only had a couple of sodas in nearly a month...
Don't be wasteful. No one in our house will be able to lift a 30 liter jug of DC.The Diet Coke there is mine. I'll fight for it!
You don't need to lift it. Just roll it into position then have @Squidleybits sit beside it with a straw. A fancy curly one for preference.Don't be wasteful. No one in our house will be able to lift a 30 liter jug of DC.
You plan to try and keep the cats out of their New Favorite Place?other distractions
My Guest bedroom I try to keep as a "Fur Free Zone." But now my house is settling, and the door won't stay shut. My cat can't stay out of there. "New room to explore and fancy pillows to sleep on!" I have my dog so conditioned not to go into two rooms, that he won't go in there.I'm fighting over my bagel with Pud as I type this. There is no cat free space here lol.
I want to watch less television and either dedicate that down time to games or reading.
Get rid of TV. You won't miss it. Were it not for sports I'd never watch the thing.
Yesss...give in to the Internet. Soon you also will be the one who says, "...I've never seen that."I dumped cable 4 years ago. Haven't missed it at all.
Uh...yeah you can. You can see everything on the internet you can see on TV, only you see it when YOU want to, not when THEY do.Yesss...give in to the Internet. Soon you also will be the one who says, "...I've never seen that."
--Patrick
I forgot that I posted this last year.This is one of the tops for me. I probably need to go talk to someone about my anger issues. I am angry, a lot.
-Need to eat less (portion control) and want to cut processed foods out. Essentially, if it's a plant, eat it. If it comes from a plant, don't eat it.
-I am in desperate need to work out in some way or another. I am supposed to be ~175. I am 225. I have never been this big and it's getting worse.
-Laziness and procrastination are the root or are symptoms of the root cause of a bunch of my problems.
-I need to be nicer to my wife. It's been really crazy with having two under two around, and I need to cut her some slack and be sweet to her. I treat her like a roommate most of the time.
-I am behind at work. I am on top of things that I am good at (bench work science), but I am utter shit at writing grants and manuscripts and I am super slow at it. I have been working on a manuscript for nearly half a year. It's got to stop.
-I need to be nicer to my coworkers. I am often times glued to my screen with earbuds in and ignoring all around me. It's not cool.
-I also need to stop knocking myself down. I do it all the time. It's an "all about me" thing.