Which hangs lower?

[CynicismKills]

Balls, huh.

BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS

I think he's trying to tell us something!

What is it, girl? Timmy's trapped in a well?

 

[Shakey]

Do your balls hang low?
Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Do they make a lusty clamor,
When you hit them with a hammer?
Can you do the double shuffle,
When your balls hang low?

 

[JCM]

Your mother´s left boob. :slywink:

 

[Jake]

My left or stage left? It's important.

 

[Shegokigo]

Let's totally hijack this thread and talk about boobs! No wait... that's just what they want.

:humph:

My left or stage left? It's important.

 

[Chazwozel]

What if they hang at the exact same length?

Then your balls haven't dropped, sonny boy.

Here's your replacement set for $19.99

 

[Shakey]

What if they hang at the exact same length?

Then your balls haven't dropped, sonny boy.

Quit trying to justify your freakishly abnormal balls by putting us with normal balls down.

 

[Chazwozel]

What if they hang at the exact same length?

Then your balls haven't dropped, sonny boy.

Quit trying to justify your freakishly abnormal balls by putting us with normal balls down.

Quit trying to justify your medical abnormality with the assumptions that it's normal.

The artery to the scrotum descends most often from the left, hence that testicle must lower itself to avoid overheating. Spermatogenesis needs below core temperature.

NO KIDS FOR YOU!

 

[Shakey]

Damn it, now I gotta go measure.

 

[Krisken]

What if they hang at the exact same length?

Then your balls haven't dropped, sonny boy.

Quit trying to justify your freakishly abnormal balls by putting us with normal balls down.

Quit trying to justify your medical abnormality with the assumptions that it's normal.

The artery to the scrotum descends most often from the left, hence that testicle must lower itself to avoid overheating. Spermatogenesis needs below core temperature.

NO KIDS FOR YOU!

To be fair to Shakey, cryptoorchidism doesn't allow for the testes to be at different levels.

 

[Chazwozel]

Damn it, now I gotta go measure.

Make sure it's not cold.

Shrinkage causes everything to move up and in!

 

[Shakey]

I hate you all.

 

[Chazwozel]

 

[Gurpel]

What if they hang at the exact same length?

Then your balls haven't dropped, sonny boy.

Quit trying to justify your freakishly abnormal balls by putting us with normal balls down.

Quit trying to justify your medical abnormality with the assumptions that it's normal.

The artery to the * descends most often from the left, hence that * must lower itself to avoid overheating. Spermatogenesis needs below core temperature.

NO KIDS FOR YOU!

upon reading this comment i took a look at my nadsack, and it turns out i was wrong before. it's actually my left.

i am going downtown to hand in my badge and penis.

 

[Chazwozel]

Then your balls haven't dropped, sonny boy.

Quit trying to justify your freakishly abnormal balls by putting us with normal balls down.

Quit trying to justify your medical abnormality with the assumptions that it's normal.

The artery to the * descends most often from the left, hence that * must lower itself to avoid overheating. Spermatogenesis needs below core temperature.

NO KIDS FOR YOU!

upon reading this comment i took a look at my nadsack, and it turns out i was wrong.

i am going to hand in my badge and fireman.

I don't think it's a rule that the left one hangs lower, just more common.

 

[Wasabi Poptart]

My left one's a little bigger than the right. I'd assume it hangs a little lower, too.

 

[Shakey]

So.... are we going by free hanging length or fully stretched out length. If we are going by the stretched out length I gotta go back to the bathroom and play with my balls some more.

 

[Chazwozel]

So.... are we going by free hanging length or fully stretched out length. If we are going by the stretched out length I gotta go back to the bathroom and play with my balls some more.

Dude, let them dangle. Which one is lower?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testicle (maybe nsfw)

Under additional images. The far left and far right pictures are what your nutsack should look like if your bathroom isn't freezing cold.

If it's cold and you get shrinkage, then your sack's going to shrivel up and in like a grape and your nuts are going to be at even keel.

 

[Shakey]

I live in Minnesota, it was in the 40's this morning and I have the heat turned off.

 

[Chazwozel]

I live in Minnesota, it was in the 40's this morning and I have the heat turned off.

Hot shower = solution to all of life's problems.

 

[Fun Size]

I live in Minnesota, it was in the 40's this morning and I have the heat turned off.

Hot shower = solution to all of life's problems.

Oh sure, tell her that now.

 

[Shakey]

I live in Minnesota, it was in the 40's this morning and I have the heat turned off.

Hot shower = solution to all of life's problems.

Oh sure, tell her that now.

:humph: