Whine like a baby, now with 500% more drama!
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This has to stop!
There's a marathon here in Utah tomorrow and the finish line is, for real, right around the corner of my house. And it is not a conducive neighborhood for a marathon finish line!
I got this flyer taped to my door letting me know that I would not be able to drive to/from my house until 1 in the afternoon. Why, why will they not move the finish somewhere else? This is it's third year going by my house. And I should probably go cheer everyone on, but...it's the end of the race so everyone is pretty much dead and I just feel awkward.
*whine whine whine*
There's a marathon here in Utah tomorrow and the finish line is, for real, right around the corner of my house. And it is not a conducive neighborhood for a marathon finish line!
I got this flyer taped to my door letting me know that I would not be able to drive to/from my house until 1 in the afternoon. Why, why will they not move the finish somewhere else? This is it's third year going by my house. And I should probably go cheer everyone on, but...it's the end of the race so everyone is pretty much dead and I just feel awkward.
*whine whine whine*
Tomorrow the street in front of our house will be closed off for a street art fair. Good thing I don't have to go to work or anything.
--Patrick
Meant to go to bed early tonight. Been exhausted from working a lot the past few days. Tried sleeping around midnight...
Aaaaand that's when my brain decided to kick into creative overdrive. I'd mention elsewhere that I had this idea for a small series of teen novels. Well, those ideas are suddenly coming hard and fast. Which is great, BUT I WANT TO SLEEP. Fuck off, brain!
Aaaaand that's when my brain decided to kick into creative overdrive. I'd mention elsewhere that I had this idea for a small series of teen novels. Well, those ideas are suddenly coming hard and fast. Which is great, BUT I WANT TO SLEEP. Fuck off, brain!
I'm sure you see where this is going.
With a corsage.
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If it makes you feel any better, the sheer number of meme images regarding this will let you know you're not alone!
<---Lied to me at the dog park. He said he was tired. But I get him home from the park and give him his new Teddy-Duck... and he back to 10 on the hyper scale.
Weird overnight wind and rain storm. Lost power for a bit, the kids have no school and their sitter is only free later in the afternoon. So they get to join me at my tattoo consult. Oh the good times we will have!
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Last night at about 1:30, there's a loud knock at the door, and I look out the window and see 3 cop cars and cops that look like they are going door to door. So I slip on a shirt and go answer the door. The cop said they got a call.... that I left my garage door open.
My immediate reaction is that it was a pretense, but I have no idea what they might have really been looking for. Especially since there were 3 cars. They hung out for a while, talking loudly amongst themselves for a while, and finally left. On the other hand, the cop did seem kind of embarrassed to be there when she said what the call was.
Oh, and I realized I was in my underwear talking to two women. I was a bit embarrassed later.
My immediate reaction is that it was a pretense, but I have no idea what they might have really been looking for. Especially since there were 3 cars. They hung out for a while, talking loudly amongst themselves for a while, and finally left. On the other hand, the cop did seem kind of embarrassed to be there when she said what the call was.
Oh, and I realized I was in my underwear talking to two women. I was a bit embarrassed later.
They've seen worse.
Something bit my face and it's swelling up huge. Any bigger and I'll need to name it!
Seriously, fuck you Earth. I'm tired of your bullshit.
You, the baby man and super squish are all bitten like a pie at fat camp.
Whereas my hobo defenses have resulted in not a single bite.
Ok, it doesn't necessarily have to be the centaur model, just tossing that out there as an option. Cocktail glass sold seperately.
Okay... the first two poses are creepy, but that last one is just hilarious. Like, I want to buy this and take a picture of me doing THAT now because it's just so out there.
I hadn't imagined there would be demand for a centaur model.
I mean, now that I see one, it makes perfect sense, the idea just had never occurred to me.
And now lots of other ideas are occurring to me, though of course if I tried to bring any of them to market I would have to hear about how Japan has probably had them all on a plan like the Columbia record and tape club since 1972 or something.
--Patrick
I mean, now that I see one, it makes perfect sense, the idea just had never occurred to me.
And now lots of other ideas are occurring to me, though of course if I tried to bring any of them to market I would have to hear about how Japan has probably had them all on a plan like the Columbia record and tape club since 1972 or something.
--Patrick
Zappit
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Had a fun couple days. Ended Sunday night having a nasty dizzy spell that nearly knocked me over. I've had them before for a few years and never investigated them. (Stupid, yes, but I had a theory that would soon be proven right.) Turns out my blood pressure would take sudden drops, and it was because I seem to now need less of my blood pressure medication. Had the dosage cut in half, started taking it at night, and felt great today. Was real fun waiting two days to see a doctor and worrying the whole thing might have been neurological.
But, hey, needing less of my meds is a little victory, though. Means I'm still getting better.
But, hey, needing less of my meds is a little victory, though. Means I'm still getting better.
GasBandit
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Pharrell's latest video tried to go "Anime" and ended up "Scary Pedo with a side of compression artifacts."
I have absolutely no problem believing that.
I wonder if it's creepier than "zombie/heavily medicated Pharrell" in NBA 2k15.
GasBandit
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Here, you be the judge.
[DOUBLEPOST=1412207342,1412207124][/DOUBLEPOST]I'm pretty sure 8-bit Pharrell gives that 9 year old anime girl Ecstasy at 2:55.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's literally the fever dream of a pedo who falls asleep with a Top 40 station on.