Whine like a baby, now with 500% more drama!

[fade]

I'm a third degree robin belt and it's a robin.

I'm Batman, and it's definitely a Robin.

 

[Sparhawk]

I'm Joker and that's definitely Jason Todd.

 

[fade]

You can tell because he was hanging out down at the crow bar.

 

[Bubble181]

I'm a robin, and that's an American robin, alright.

Note that there are some very different and unrelated birds around the world called "robin". The European/African robin and the American robin have practically nothing in common except in some cases a red chest, and even that, only sometimes.

 

[drawn_inward]

I wanna take you to a crow bar.
Let's start a war, start a nuclear war,
At the crow bar, crow bar, crow bar.

 

[Emrys]

I'm a robin, and that's an American robin, alright.

Note that there are some very different and unrelated birds around the world called "robin". The European/African robin and the American robin have practically nothing in common except in some cases a red chest, and even that, only sometimes.

So what's the difference between an African and a European swallow?

 

[GasBandit]

So what's the difference between an African and a European swallow?

African swallows are not migratory, and are of sufficient size to conceivably carry a coconut.

 

[Bubble181]

So what's the difference between an African and a European swallow?

While I *am* a specialist on robins, I know nothing about swallowing.

 

[Emrys]

While I *am* a specialist on robins, I know nothing about swallowing.

Bad pun is bad.

 

[Null]

So what's the difference between an African and a European swallow?

Depends on the level of red light district and the exchange rate.

 

[sixpackshaker]

So what's the difference between an African and a European swallow?

I will not go gross... I will not go gross... I will not go gross... I will not go gross...

 

[Bubble181]

I will not go gross... I will not go gross... I will not go gross... I will not go gross...

Oh, look at him, wanting to stand out from the rest again. Pffft.

 

[Null]

While I *am* a specialist on robins, I know nothing about swallowing.

 

[GasBandit]

I will not go gross... I will not go gross... I will not go gross... I will not go gross...

 

[Emrys]

I have serious misgivings about you guys.

 

[Bubble181]

I have serious misgivings about you guys.

I'm tempted to make another horribly bad pun about seriously giving it to the missus, but I'm aware it's only funny in my head because of a lack of sleep and too much work.

 

[Cheesy1]

. . . because of a lack of sleep and too much work.

Because he was giving it to the missus, AMIRITE?!

 

[Gruebeard]

Ooh calf muscles so sore.

Why were you whipping the cattle?

 

[Bubble181]

Why were you "whipping the cattle"?

 

[Null]

The compressor for the air conditioning will not be working all week, we were just told.

This week's forecast? 92, 94, 90, 88, 84, heat indexes over 100 today and tomorrow.

 

[GasBandit]

I don't want to be here at work today.

But I also don't feel like I want to spend the day at home.

And I also can't think of anywhere else I'd rather go.

I'm pretty sure this is why mind altering substances are a thing.

All in all today is pretty bleh.

 

[Dei]

While talking to my husband just now, I definitely referred to my 9 year old's behavior today as her "being an asshole." I'm pretty sure this is a bad sign for the rest of the day.

 

[Cheesy1]

While talking to my husband just now, I definitely referred to my 9 year old's behavior today as her "being an asshole." I'm pretty sure this is a bad sign for the rest of the day.

 

[fade]

Yeah, we have one of those. Thankfully he's 12 now, and that makes it somewhat more manageable. He was a hard child, though. I'd be lying if I said I didn't count down the days to 18 more than a few times. He has an IQ that tested literally off the charts, and he's extremely strong-willed. One day, though, he'll be a great person, and I'll know I did my part by not going full Bart Simpson on him. My daughter on the other hand is a breeze. I'm glad we didn't have her first, or we might've had 20 kids like stienman.

 

[Dei]

If by right now, this Comic means every damn second of every damn day, then I agree.

 

[GasBandit]

Something about a duck shopping at Target strikes me as morbidly funny.

 

[Null]

Something about a duck shopping at Target strikes me as morbidly funny.

 

[Yoshimickster]

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat rash, heeeeeeeeeeeeeeat rash! Like fire coming out of no-where- OH!

 

[Celt Z]

Oh, is today National Asshole Willful Child Day? I wish someone had told me earlier. Needless to say, we will NOT be going back to the library for a while.

 

[Emrys]

Oh, is today National Asshole Willful Child Day? I wish someone had to told me earlier. Needless to say, we will NOT be going back to the library for a while.

Mr. Z pitch a fit when he couldn't check out his favourite book?

 

[Cheesy1]

 

[blotsfan]

Today is my recent ex's birthday. So basically looking at the time on my computer has reminded me of her all day.

Sigh...

 

[Null]

Hot library. Sick from heat. Leg ulcer starts weeping plasma. Yay.

 

[PatrThom]

Something about a duck shopping at Target strikes me as morbidly funny.

I like how all the duck has picked up so far is just toilet paper and wine.

--Patrick

 

[Squidleybits]

Septic repairs cost big $$

And also my tattoo is a peeling mess. My arm and back are like freaky snakes.