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I'm sure that the silicone ones weigh far less and aren't nearly as bothersome.
While I obviously have no personal experience, I've been told they hurt more - natural boobs are embedded and connected with all kinds of other tissue and on lots of places, dividing the load, while (I'm specifically talking about a woman who had her implants a fairly long time ago, so this may, of course, have changed) implants aren't as well connected, thus putting a larger part of the strain of the weight on less tendons/tissues.
 

Cajungal

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Thanks :) I saw a picture of a needle going into a back that was...horrible. It was bigger than a needle should be.:puke:
 
You're face down in a CT machine and they freeze along the way as they do the needle. I will totally ask about the frying pan next time :)[DOUBLEPOST=1446523046,1446522675][/DOUBLEPOST]They laughed when I asked about needing the bathroom partway through.
 

GasBandit

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The Wookiee's taste in music is abysmal. He's in the office next to mine (which isn't his office but he's working in there) playing spin doctors, the verve, all kinds of terrible altpop from the 90s. And he is SINGING ALONG. NNnnngyyyrhgh.
 

fade

Staff member
The problem, at least for me, with Two Princes is that it was so overcommercialized. New movie trailer? Two Princes. Ad? Two Princes.
 

GasBandit

Staff member
The problem, at least for me, with Two Princes is that it was so overcommercialized. New movie trailer? Two Princes. Ad? Two Princes.
And it's just so musically vapid, both in construction and lyrics! The same four bars over and over and over and over to the point where 90% of the song consists of 5 unique notes, a rhyming structure that abuses the word "now" so badly that CPS should get involved, a narrative that utterly fails to go anywhere or make a coherent case for itself, and to top it all off, a lead singer who couldn't carry a tune in a bucket trying to sing quickly through a mouth full of marbles.

Bo Burnham was right, the key to making americans like your song is just to repeat stuff. Repeat stuff. Repeat stuff. Repeat stuff. Repeat stuff. Repeat stuff. Yeah.
 
People talk about how awful Nickelback is, but they have nothing on the Spin Doctors. There should be a special section of the Geneva Conventions just to address Two Princes alone.
Remember when you got Ice, Ice, Baby stuck in my head and I swore revenge? Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaah. I was beaten to it by someone else.

BUT

This is the other thing I got stuck in my head when trying to plot the best way to seek revenge.

 
Remember when you got Ice, Ice, Baby stuck in my head and I swore revenge? Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaah. I was beaten to it by someone else.

BUT

This is the other thing I got stuck in my head when trying to plot the best way to seek revenge.

I can't ever hear that song without hearing the parody version instead.

--Patrick
 

GasBandit

Staff member
Yeah, most of Aqua's stuff is grade A earworm.
There's a parody version of Barbie Girl? This I have to hear.
I'm assuming he means Ugly Girl. It's kinda tough to nail down a linkable version of it, as it predates youtube and was more of a napster sensation.
Plus, by today's sensibilities, it's kinda mean.
 
Yeah, most of Aqua's stuff is grade A earworm.

I'm assuming he means Ugly Girl. It's kinda tough to nail down a linkable version of it, as it predates youtube and was more of a napster sensation.
Plus, by today's sensibilities, it's kinda mean.
Ahh... so it's a listen at home kind of song, not at work. Gotcha.
 

GasBandit

Staff member
Ahh... so it's a listen at home kind of song, not at work. Gotcha.
Well, it's radio safe, but really mean spirited about physical appearance, is what I'm saying.

It was funny in 1998, but today's tumblr-ized youth would probably treat it with the same disdain as mein kampf.
 
Speaking of awful 90's earworm:

Note: I had a girlfriend who made up words to the da-ba-dee parts. "I'm blue, if I was green I would die if I was green I would die if I was green I would die". Yes, she somehow made it worse.
 

GasBandit

Staff member
Speaking of awful 90's earworm:

Note: I had a girlfriend who made up words to the da-ba-dee parts. "I'm blue, if I was green I would die if I was green I would die if I was green I would die". Yes, she somehow made it worse.
The one I heard most is "I'm blue, and I'd beat off a guy, I would beat off a guy"
 
And it's just so musically vapid, both in construction and lyrics! The same four bars over and over and over and over to the point where 90% of the song consists of 5 unique notes, a rhyming structure that abuses the word "now" so badly that CPS should get involved, a narrative that utterly fails to go anywhere or make a coherent case for itself, and to top it all off, a lead singer who couldn't carry a tune in a bucket trying to sing quickly through a mouth full of marbles.

Bo Burnham was right, the key to making americans like your song is just to repeat stuff. Repeat stuff. Repeat stuff. Repeat stuff. Repeat stuff. Repeat stuff. Yeah.
Not just Bo Burnham. Science says it's true.

The power of repetition: repetitive lyrics in a song increase processing fluency and drive market success
 
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BErt

WHAT THE FUCK ELSE CAN HAPPEN THIS YEAR?WHAT IS LEFT?

...sorry I feel better now I just needed to scream. Thank you.
 
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