So, not a Swiss bank, then?A client, which happens to be a bank, gave us a translation to do. They provide deposit services, but we wrote that they provide despot services instead, and now they're mad at us.
Whine like a baby, now with 500% more drama!
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I nearly got trampled today at the grocery store by a huge, able bodied dude. He couldn't wait like one minute for me to cross through the door. I walk slowly...deal with it asshole.
Ten foot pole
Valid.Ten foot pole
Completely and totally valid.
I don't want to be within 10' of me!
GasBandit
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Also we don't want to squeeze too hard.
It was hotter than that this morning.
That's not good! Are you feeling any better?
That's you.
You won't hear me complaining at ALL the days I wake up and it's 46 out.
--Patrick
So you're perpetually at the end of the month?
GasBandit
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I probably could have gotten away with a sick day any time between, say, the 10th and last tuesday. But just one.
I'm supposed to be working on something to submit to an art show with my daughter.
I haven't moved all day. I did my treatment and it's the first time I've graduated to the full dose. Holy shit. I really was on the baby doses before. Thankfully my daughter came home from school and brought me water.
Like I'm doing so little I'm boring Pud.
I haven't moved all day. I did my treatment and it's the first time I've graduated to the full dose. Holy shit. I really was on the baby doses before. Thankfully my daughter came home from school and brought me water.
Like I'm doing so little I'm boring Pud.
I'm very slowly coming around. I was finally well enough to work on my sunflower.
GasBandit
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Well, the gunk I cough up has changed from green-brown to light yellow, that's a positive development, right?
No!
I wanna be able to eat! And go out of the house!
That looks awful! And I'm so sorry for so many accidental ratings. All time record there.
Hired painters to touch up our house. I had no idea that my husband had even scheduled the appointment yet because he's been out of town. I get home from sitting at Starbucks after bringing my daughter to school to find the guy outside powerwashing the house. Call husband to yell at him, he says he scheduled it for tomorrow when he was going to be home. Now I'm basically hiding in the house because interaction with strangers is scary. 
GasBandit
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If he tries to talk to you, punch 'em in the dick.Hired painters to touch up our house. I had no idea that my husband had even scheduled the appointment yet because he's been out of town. I get home from sitting at Starbucks after bringing my daughter to school to find the guy outside powerwashing the house. Call husband to yell at him, he says he scheduled it for tomorrow when he was going to be home. Now I'm basically hiding in the house because interaction with strangers is scary.
I presume she already said hello.
I have not interacted with him beyond waving when I pulled in my driveway and saw him there. However I might greet my husband at the airport tonight with a good dick punch. (not a euphemism)
Also, that nice welt on my arm has turned a glorious shade of purple. The cell phone camera does not do it justice.
Also, that nice welt on my arm has turned a glorious shade of purple. The cell phone camera does not do it justice.
